💪 Tough Guys Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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lolcow yoghurt said:
He's still going? Lock him into a dodecahedron and throw away the key.
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:semperfidelis:
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22 Rimfire said:
Planet brain bros, is this real life?
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No, we're living in a simulation, quantum mechanics is the result of occlusion culling.
Dead Lion said:
He did not like that.
Changing other people's profiles should be illegal. [2n1lx5NjB_A].mp4
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Petaminx Progress 6 [XM8mTDTwq7w].mp4
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We are approaching two days since scrambling. I'm reasonable, I do no expect Alex to spend every waking hour on this but 4 hours a day is probably reasonable considering Alex is unemployed.

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He is around halfway through. It will probably take him like four days which is way more than it should take even when following a tutorial. If he doesn't further slow down.

Edit:

New video with a small revelation:
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Alex reveals that he goes to a Day Hospital. This means two thing:

1. He was at one point or another sent to the looney bin.
2. He is undergoing psychiatric care

Alex might have actually tried to kill himself at one point or another. There was a period after the thread was created when he was largely inactive after all (around the BBL incident) with his mother joining the forum and having to speak for him.
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Why does he keep saying "pedo minx", is that his fursona?
Spectate said:
Alex is stumped on what 67 means. He thinks people are going along with meaningless memes because of "the apocalypse" like the letter E wasn't a meme in 2018.
"67"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF6aJ5QoKHw
67 - Sight (720p, h264).mp4
At the end of the video he starts pissing into the toilet and has problems flusing it :story: I wish I was joking. Funniest shit he's done in months.
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"It's just a number man."
- Alex Hogendorp, lolicon
 
I wasn't able to archive his "so sick and tired of seeing ai bullshit on my feed!" video or the "You're a coward if you want to censor anime fanservice. But i did grab the others.

Some sperging about the aurora borealis , Trump , and Faggots (alex loves fags).
NOTE: I missed two videos that are not archived yet!
ow a fit over an ai song hitting the charts.

He then spergs about rubin sim, while claiming he (alex) isn't a pedophile (he is) . Somehow this all relates to the great depression based upon his views on the "ai bubble" Alex continues to sperg about ai , kiwifarms and ruben sim. He claims he was RAPED BY AI ! Also complains he is too poor and unemployed to pay for an airbnb :story:


He then proceeds to throw a fit over an ai song hitting the charts.
the great depression.

We then get the 7th Pedominx progress update. Don't worry no progress because he 100% was just putting up christmas decorations :D
eave while you still can.

We then take a hiatus from your normal sperging activity for Alex the Pedo to freak out about having tinnitus.

NOTE: I missed two videos that are not archived yet!

PEDOMINX progress #8

Alex goes on an audio rant about the UK (too scared to show his face while saying these things) urging listeners to leave while they still can.
He proceeds to wax poetic calling people Pedophiles while he himself is a pedophile attracted to amputated lolicon. What a fucking retard lmao.
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO KILL THEMSELVES BECAUSE OF DIGITAL ID :story: While also calling kiwifarms low iq.

THE GRAND FINALE (of this post)

"Message from the world's best YouTube user."



Alex wears a pillow case on his head like a retard :story: (he is talking about someone named "thepurplesacrament" idk who that is or the lore but here you go.
He is trying to become a travel agent! Will not be going to mexico ( air bnb concerns ) lmfao poorfag
"Reeeee no AI"
 
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Catastrophically Retarded said:
THE GRAND FINALE (of this post)

"Message from the world's best YouTube user."
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Anyway, Alex has live reacted to the last page of the thread. He has even figured out how to use a screen recorder.



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In this one Alex, a call of duty fan apparently complains about the use of AI in BO7. He protests by saying 'this game sucks 100 times' (he does not say it 100 times I counted).

there's also another loli defense rant that i did not bother with.

Oh and Alex is way past any reasonable time to solve the petaminx. A random cube autist has even appeared in his comments to give him some pointers.

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Dead Lion said:
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Anyway, Alex has live reacted to the last page of the thread. He has even figured out how to use a screen recorder.

KiwiFarms doesn't understand anything. [9-Ld39D5bpg].mp4

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Call of Duty Black Ops 7 SUCKS [dFHG0DRRuPk].mp4

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In this one Alex, a call of duty fan apparently complains about the use of AI in BO7. He protests by saying 'this game sucks 100 times' (he does not say it 100 times I counted).

there's also another loli defense rant that i did not bother with.

Oh and Alex is way past any reasonable time to solve the petaminx. A random cube autist has even appeared in his comments to give him some pointers.

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God he's such a faggot.
 
He sounds so sad and sedated, it's like staring at those depressed zoo monkeys now. Where did all that feral Josh beheading energy go?
 
Gremperor said:
He sounds so sad and sedated, it's like staring at those depressed zoo monkeys now. Where did all that feral Josh beheading energy go?
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Hes going to a day hospital, knowing western shrinks he's very likely on anti depressants.
 
Gremperor said:
He sounds so sad and sedated, it's like staring at those depressed zoo monkeys now.
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All the animals in the Portland, Oregon zoo act like him; due to being perpetually rained upon and having only gray voids on every horizon that isn't a wall. Yet Alex doesn't have their excuse.

Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I'm still waiting for him to prove he can speak at least one foreign language correctly.
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Even his grasp on English was shit; due to his nigger of a brain connecting dots non-productively.
 
Catastrophically Retarded said:
Alex wears a pillow case on his head like a retard :story: (he is talking about someone named "thepurplesacrament" idk who that is or the lore but here you go.
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ThePurpleSacrament is someone who is his "friend" and seemingly also involved with LioConvoy and constantly inserts himself in any arguments, basically a Lolcow magnate. He often harasses Lio for the RosaReyRamesy Call and seems to stick his nose where it doesn't belong.
 
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Ugh, he went back to Tumblr? He has an alternate place to sperg about SNCA but maybe it's better to ban him
 
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