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Didn't see much of a thread regarding all the fine antics of Portland and the people who live there, so I thought to make one.

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Lesbian bar shuts down one week after opening because they weren't woke enough​



Doc Marie’s is a lesbian bar that opened on July 1st of this year with the hope of bringing more inclusivity to the city of Portland. But just one week after their grand opening they were forced to shut down because of complaints that the bar was not a “safe space.” Similar to the story I wrote a few weeks ago about the queer-owned cafe in Philadelphia that was shut down by employees for not being woke enough, Doc Marie’s was cannibalized by the woke mob.

The crowd on opening day was huge. One woman said that the line for entry on opening night was “wrapped around the block” with “literally 200 lesbians” waiting to get in.


But the excitement about a new progressive hangout dissipated quickly. Within days, Doc Marie’s found itself on the receiving end of accusations of not being inclusive enough for trans people and people of color. Despite mask mandates being lifted in Portland, patrons accused the bar of not implementing enough COVID safety measures. Patrons also claimed that Doc Marie’s had “culturally appropriative art” on the walls.
One TikToker, who says she attended the grand opening, breaks down the accusations against the bar:


Employees of Doc Marie’s created an Instagram page to echo these concerns. They claimed that the owners weren’t proactive enough in creating a safe space and accused the owners of racism. The employees also demanded that the bar host “free opportunities for education” for the community.

Eventually, the employees demanded the owners relinquish ownership of the bar and hand the business to them. The owners were given a “24-hour deadline” to adhere to the ludicrous demands.

Just five days after opening, the bar announced on July 6th that they had to close temporarily in order to address the cries from the woke mob for a “safe and inclusive space.”

Surrendering to the woke mob doesn’t appear to be working out in Doc Marie’s favor, as the bar remains closed with no public plan to reopen.




 
In today's funny Oregon news.

Apparently the feds are considering putting an ICE Concentration Camp on the Oregon coast. One city received a call from a contractor asking about leasing some city property near their small airport for the project.

The seething is hilarious.
Especially from the city:
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"We usually verify rumors before seething in public about them, but this time we'll just randomly post shit to inflame the public."

Apparently the airport also usually has a Coast Guard helicopter based there, which vanished a couple weeks ago. So the locals think they want to use the CG hangar for their internment camp. Not realizing there's a government shutdown and part of the government is the Coast Guard. And why would a contractor call them if the feds already own the property they wanted.

Reddit:
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Oh, what's that, it's a big nothingburger? Or maybe they are going to take over the CG base with tents. Who knows.
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Hah, just got an update from my friend who feeds me the funny coastal Oregon news.

Apparently there's also some property at the airport already owned by a development firm but nothing built on it. He suspects the company calling for the city property was to stage equipment not to convert the Coast Guard building but that ICE already had or was close to an agreement with the development company to lease or buy their land.

I hope he's right, that would be funny if there was absolutely nothing the city could do.

Also, ICE, if you're reading this, come out to Southern Idaho/Eastern Oregon, we could use some of those $50/hr jobs.

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Coast Guard building
This is probably the reason. There's nothing there that ice would care about, I don't even think cartels grow weed on the Coastal Range anymore. But expanding the coast guard facilities makes sense. The land inquired about is adjacent to the coast guard property, and the helicopter was relocated recently.
The Mayor is just trying to use the fact that ICE is in the news to get eyes on the town(at least I hope that's it, because if she actually believes that holy shit).
 
This is probably the reason. There's nothing there that ice would care about, I don't even think cartels grow weed on the Coastal Range anymore. But expanding the coast guard facilities makes sense. The land inquired about is adjacent to the coast guard property, and the helicopter was relocated recently.
The Mayor is just trying to use the fact that ICE is in the news to get eyes on the town(at least I hope that's it, because if she actually believes that holy shit).
The fact that there are job postings for both Detention and Transportation Officers seems to imply that either the headhunters are getting ahead of themselves or there is something else going on. The postings are 9 days old, which seems to predate this public seething.
 
I downloaded and transcribed part of the meeting. I can't watch live because I'd probably want to take a bath with a toaster.

Here's some fun bits.
Pooner said:
[SPEAKER_12]: Hi, my name is Devin Bartlow.
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't have a great speech prepared or anything.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm not really good at public speaking.
[SPEAKER_12]: I only joined Oregon as a citizen in 2023, but I've been vacationing here as a child since.
[SPEAKER_02]: Speak up if you can.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm also very introverted and very nervous.
[SPEAKER_02]: Take your time.
[SPEAKER_12]: But I fled here in 2023 from Florida as a trans individual and
[SPEAKER_12]: The overwhelming amount of support that I have met in this community in Lincoln County.
[SPEAKER_12]: I live in Lincoln City.
[SPEAKER_12]: And I don't know if you've noticed when you drive through, there's a little wall that says diversity adds dimension to our world.
[SPEAKER_12]: And I cried when I first read that.
[SPEAKER_12]: Because where I used to live in Florida, that would have been graffitied over.

I voted for this said:
[SPEAKER_09]: My name is Abreu Aldama.
[SPEAKER_09]: My father was picked up on September 17th.
[SPEAKER_10]: I did not know what was going on until I was at school.
[SPEAKER_10]: No one knew where he was at.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I'm here to represent my family.
[SPEAKER_10]: No one deserves...
[SPEAKER_10]: to go what I and my family is going to right now.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I'm begging you guys, please, don't.
[SPEAKER_06]: Please don't.
[SPEAKER_06]: No one deserves this.
[SPEAKER_06]: I am here to represent my people who are suffering.
[SPEAKER_06]: No one deserves this.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm a teenager who goes through a lot of emotions.
[SPEAKER_10]: Everyone does, not just me.
[SPEAKER_10]: No one deserves to get picked up.
[SPEAKER_10]: My dad was my everything.
[SPEAKER_10]: He was here with me for the good, the bad, and the worst.
[SPEAKER_10]: He taught me everything.
Indian or Schizo or Both said:
[SPEAKER_19]: My name, my English name is Kathy Sampson Kruse.
[SPEAKER_19]: My Wululapum name is Old Wayosux.
[SPEAKER_19]: I'm a federally enrolled recognized tribal member from the Umatilla tribes, the Wawa and the Cayuse.
[SPEAKER_19]: Happy to know that I have lived here in Oregon all my life.
[SPEAKER_19]: My father was Peel Peel Mox Mox.
[SPEAKER_19]: He was the chief of our small tribe, the Walla Wallas.
[SPEAKER_19]: And we have always loved the Oregon coast because it was always the homeland of the people.
[SPEAKER_19]: And one of the things that I want to point out to all the folks that are here, you are all treaty people.
[SPEAKER_19]: Remember that.
[SPEAKER_19]: We are all treaty people, and we need to respect those treaties.
[SPEAKER_19]: And one of those treaties with the federal government is to do right.
[SPEAKER_19]: This card is a tribal enrollment card.
[SPEAKER_19]: When we heard, when people were not understanding everything in the project and they hadn't read it all and they didn't think it was going to be real, it is real.
[SPEAKER_19]: Tribes across the country, over 500 are now saying, and Canada are saying, go and get your tribal enrollment card because you're brown and you may get picked up, and they have.
[SPEAKER_19]: This card, a long time ago, used to get us off the reservation.
[SPEAKER_19]: It was the only way that we could go from our reservation into the city of Pendleton or the surrounding areas.
[SPEAKER_19]: And now, maybe it will protect us, maybe it won't.
An actual elected city council member. I think.
City Council Member said:
[SPEAKER_12]: Councillor Emond.
[SPEAKER_12]: Thank you, Mayor.
[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, I am just gratified to see the community turn out.
[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, I speak for myself when I say, obviously, I was, well, not obviously, I am definitely 100% opposed to this facility, the concentration camp, as people were saying.
[SPEAKER_12]: I was shying away from that because of the loaded values, but I have ancestors who were killed in Nazi Germany.
[SPEAKER_12]: I see the parallels.


I'm pretty sure the collective IQ in that room is negative.
 
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How do we coexist with people in our society who view deporting illegal criminals in our country as equivalent to the holocaust? You cannot have a functioning nation without borders and without sending back illegals the only reason the US hasn't collapsed is because we are the wealthiest nation in the world. Any other nation would have gone into serious economic chaos from 40 million people being illegally in the country.
 
because I'd probably want to take a bath with a toaster.
This reads like what I was thinking. You expected this in Portland, even pro COVID, but these are a vocal minority who move into a place because they have money and land is cheap, taxes are cheap, cost of living is cheap.
Pooner was from Florida, illegal was born here (she was worried Papa), crazy one sounds like a white person.
And if you don't work for the government, salaries are cheap, or hours are low. It's a town of 3,000-4,000 and there aren't really nearby towns. Most of downtown properties are tourist areas. I think except for Lincoln City the hole coast is like that.
There just isn't enough going for illegals to have a big footprint, there's no taqueria (at least there wasn't when I last passed thru.. but that's been a long time). There is a pretty straight hour drive into Eugene Salem.
Lincoln City would make more sense, and staffing from around makes sense, because even Lincoln City is kind of small, even with the commercial port.
I still think the mayor is trying to take advantage of the news cycle, but probably also believes it.

I just don't believe it, it sounds like someone who fled Portland and never realized what happened to Portland, so is trying to do Portland right this time. You know, Californians.
 
I still think the mayor is trying to take advantage of the news cycle, but probably also believes it.
I think the best part is they've gotten absolutely no actual information from anyone.

Can anyone guess why?

The Federal Government has been shut down. You think they're gonna call back some whiny politician from the ass-end of nowhere when they're probably just dealing with any emergencies that come up and the few staff they have for that.

I'm going to laugh my ass off if their helicopter was taken not because they want to use the building for ICE, but because they apparently fly it in every day and with the shutdown they didn't want to continue to waste the money. Looks like they'll find out in a couple days since the continuing resolution has been signed.
 
How do we coexist with people in our society who view deporting illegal criminals in our country as equivalent to the holocaust? You cannot have a functioning nation without borders and without sending back illegals the only reason the US hasn't collapsed is because we are the wealthiest nation in the world. Any other nation would have gone into serious economic chaos from 40 million people being illegally in the country.
The stupidest fucking thing is that nobody ever fought this hard for any other cause within my lifetime. Maybe they fought this hard against the Vietnam war, I don't know, I wasn't there. These people are absolutely hysterical over freeloading beaners, willing to ignore any facts or reason. All I can think is America would be a much better place today if they had cared half as much about job exportation, overseas outsourced slave labor, education costs, healthcare costs, housing costs, anything. But it's the spics. The spics are the one thing they finally care about.
 
Someone from Reddit has helpfully clipped the brown child.
Audio still fucked up, I suspect this was some retard recording instead of the city who actually records off their mics.
 
The stupidest fucking thing is that nobody ever fought this hard for any other cause within my lifetime. Maybe they fought this hard against the Vietnam war, I don't know, I wasn't there. These people are absolutely hysterical over freeloading beaners, willing to ignore any facts or reason.
Everyone on gibs who pushes this dumb bullshit should have their gibs confiscated and given to some beaner (preferably a legal one).
 
In today's funny Oregon news.

Apparently the feds are considering putting an ICE Concentration Camp on the Oregon coast. One city received a call from a contractor asking about leasing some city property near their small airport for the project.

The seething is hilarious.
Especially from the city:
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"We usually verify rumors before seething in public about them, but this time we'll just randomly post shit to inflame the public."

Apparently the airport also usually has a Coast Guard helicopter based there, which vanished a couple weeks ago. So the locals think they want to use the CG hangar for their internment camp. Not realizing there's a government shutdown and part of the government is the Coast Guard. And why would a contractor call them if the feds already own the property they wanted.

Reddit:
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Oh, what's that, it's a big nothingburger? Or maybe they are going to take over the CG base with tents. Who knows.
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that sounds like typical oregon wetbrain conspiracy bullshit

putting anything on the oregon coast is dumb that's why there's nothing there now
 
Good news out of Oregon, sadly, not Portland.
Well, a step in the right direction.
A tranny county commissioner has likely had enough signatures gathered for him to go to a recall election.
Assuming he doesn't resign then apparently they'll have the recall election in 2026. I wish them good luck.
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Sadly the news media is still ideologically captured.
Commissioner will release a statement that can be boiled down to "transphobia" and the entire state government will rally behind the tranny and say that the will of the people and the law itself is invalid because hatred has no home here and nothing will happen I hate this state so fucking much but I love my paycheck.
 
For fans of shitty beer* in the PNW, you now have one fewer to choose from.
Apparently Rogue Ales closed their brewery in Newport, same city as above. As well as restaurants around the state.
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Hey, ICE, I just found you a building for your detention center that seems to have become available.


* I just assume it's shitty, because it's probably 32 different IPAs.
 
For fans of shitty beer* in the PNW, you now have one fewer to choose from.

* I just assume it's shitty, because it's probably 32 different IPAs.
I looked on Untappd, and I've only had two of their beers, and apparently they both sucked hard.
 
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