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When is the faggot coming back from vacation?
🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger
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Kebab Expert
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The funniest part of this to me is that he genuinely has no idea how retarded he looks using a team building exercise as "proof" that he has achievements at Blizzard. Your coworkers saying "good job, buddy" because it was assigned to them like an icebreaker activity on the first day of middle school means less than nothing if this is all you have to herald as evidence of your accomplishments at a company. This looks insane to anyone who has ever had a normal job.
Glad to see his vacation has been a success and he definitely did not just sit around on his PC and phone obsessively reading every remark ever made about him. Hopefully his Knotcord supporters come to his aid and give him the asspats he deserves for proving once and for all that he did, in fact, complete menial tasks at Blizzard a decade ago.
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Ninja'd by seconds! Now we actually know what Jason has been doing on vacation. Literally hunting down videos shit-talking him and then posting 'proof' of his acheivements to his discord.
These must be Blizzard's versions of a MacDonald's gold star and the bottle of Blue Label looks like a group present rather than something given to Jason by himself - 'Thank you Battle.net security for your dedication...' It doesn't make you look vindicated Jason, it just makes you look desperate.
Speaking of Discord, looks like the Maldoverse has been busy on WPlace.
At least the plebs are having fun and what they draw can't be censored by mods... maybe that's a bad thing? Wplace Kiwis need to start planning an invasion.
Jason is happy enough to meme his audience:
I think there is a spelling mistake here, let me fix it for you Jason.
Yeah, that fits your character a bit better.
Also this:
You know what else SEA has? ladyboys and child sex slavery and we all know what these degens would go there for.
Edit: went back in and got the full image of the battlenet coin that @potato sack found, so peeps can examine it:
This kind of shit is used for drinking games in the military or handing out to visitors as a freebie gift, they ain't that important Jason.
But it looks like it had the desired effect on the Maldists.
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i have that cert. not the easiest multiple choice i've done in my life, the answers are very similar and they try to trick you a fair bit.
took me a week to study for it, though. not knowing anything about it beforehand and without following the lectures.
Friday
Holy fuck, he's back to his old self, I was starting to get worried he was going to be docile and lay low like a total pussy. Turns out he's been using his vacation time to collect photos of his gay team building exercise Blizzurd postcards. Literally nobody who worked with this guy has come out publically and stood up for him. He's had to dig up the fucking TEAM BUILDING POST CARDS. This needs to go in the OP. I'm getting the feeling that the Friday stream may have a return of the on screen ban counter, and Mald getting clipfarmed on Stream refuting all the videos that have come out since his "vacation".
We need @boing boing to comment so theres proof that these postcards are from some team building exercise common at Blizzard at the time
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ill give you credit to admitting it's a week of study, also you're probably not hoarding ferrets and sitting(and shitting) on the shoulders of giants.
the cert doesn't expire though and is a stepping stone to eventually getting the 'expert cert' that does, along with other certs in the software world that also need renewal every few years.
and buried along with my (very)important ferret stream study /sneed.
incase anyone wants to LOOK(no touching). it used to be the heartbound heart until it turned into a ferret with a whistle(?)
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also important is that mald's cards are cookie cutter gay shit of appreciation (edit: from the charity event, the employees received multiple of similar ones).
@boing boing received multiple as well:
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I remember having shit like that at a previous job. boomer upper management made me write a bunch for my team (regardless of their performance lmao). found a couple in the breakroom trash a few hours later. kinda silly that he still has them. of course I never worked at a company as prestigious and respectable as Blizzard so what do I know?
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just thinking about it, it's even more silly. it's from people he most likely never met(someone else smartly pointed out their corpo overlords do this, to point out an equivalence), if your teachers were to sign off on the grade they gave for an essay or project for example, theyd just put their last name or initials, no need to put what class they teach cause you as their student would just know it inherently, even worse is, it's the equivalent of putting "-Mr. Sneed, Teacher".
you don't address yourself in birthday cards to your friends as "John Kiwi, Master Sneeder II" it's just '-your nigga john', because you know who the fuck your friends are and they dont need to remind you their position or occupation lmao, also das gay
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Didn't have 'screaming "I'M NOT OWNED I'M NOT OWNED" at a strawman for a week' on my bingo card but I'll take it I guess.
I watched both parts of the stream Cynthia Hall made about her career and then delving into Jason, and in the second part when she brought up more of those cards when reviewing the section in the Quintheo video where she brought them up, she said that Jason should show off his blizzard work memorabilia.
Also something of note: Cynthia Hall claims in that stream that @boing boing is not her, but another co-worker that simply forwarded the photos and experience that she shared in their circles when the Internet's drama spotlight finally turned on Jason.
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Those cards are incredibly weird, they read like a child having to write a report on something. Here, read this
"Jason is a patient teacher that understands the pathways of misunderstanding making him able to teach difficult concepts to the uninitiated."
It's like people were told to write these things and not everyone knew if they were addressing it to the recipient or some random boss of the recipient.
"Jason is a patient teacher that understands the pathways of misunderstanding making him able to teach difficult concepts to the uninitiated."
It's like people were told to write these things and not everyone knew if they were addressing it to the recipient or some random boss of the recipient.
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Bro just cannot stop embarrassing himself, it's actually rather impressive.
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Muh corpo goodboy points prove I did amazing things
Ottowarrior
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I am actually impressed this retarded ferret rapist manages to keep fucking up at the most basic shit
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It's all optics to his blindly following retards. They don't question it and he knows its just enough to satiate them.
PrestonHolt
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Holly fuck, so he went on holidays just to find/make those cards as great own to the haters? He's really one of those guys who think just because he spent time at work with people they must have liked him, tho it's nice to see his delusions still going.
And of course HB steam forum got purged of any wrongthink.
LoTY this year will be interesting.
And of course HB steam forum got purged of any wrongthink.
LoTY this year will be interesting.