💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Category FAT oinkout in progress
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Courtesy of OnA who have a (less funny) culprit for the call:
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Like with all the possibilities, the location is still wrong.

Edit: also
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Same problems
 
They have all seen the dashcam footage of Piggy's oink out too. I'd bet the drivers share the videos among themselves. I still want to hear that he was placed on a no delivery to you list.

So who is making plans for August? For those of you in Seattle 13-17 August, maybe drop by the WorldCon to hear Piggy read from his soon to be published never to be published work "Tiny Tim Conquers the Martians"
and get his autograph. Get there early for that, he only has 4 sharpies for signings. They might run dry with all the signings he'll do. Maybe have an intimate table talk with him Keep Piggy busy or he might invent a bomb threat.

If you don't want to interact with Piggy, you can make some cardboard trees or gayest faggotry of all, turn your phone case into a Star Wars Data Pad. What a list of pathetic activites. Most are for Special Ed kindergarteners. Fitting for the WorldCon crowd. They may be trying to attract such children. We all know why.

Quick comment on the AC at the Ha' Hovel. Piggy cannot afford central air. Look at the rusting radiators he has for heat. The electric cord behind the radiator is a nice touch.
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Fire hazard much, piggy? He would need to get ductwork installed... yeah. No money for that.He could get a mini split and skip the ductwork, but there is that pesky money issue again. He could save a few dollars and install it himself. I'm sure Newport Nikki would help. And it would go just fine.
 
Patrick being blacklisted from deliveries in his area would be fantastic. Pick up your packages at HJ fiddlesticks, you fat fucking baby!
 
ZipDisk said:
Patrick being blacklisted from deliveries in his area would be fantastic. Pick up your packages at HJ fiddlesticks, you fat fucking baby!
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Even better is Pat being banned from delivery services in his area through no fault of the pests. He's just that much of a drunk asshole.
 
John_Smith said:
We all wish Piggy's watch had a low end Miyota automatic movement. Whirrr! Whirrr! My but your watch is annoyingly noisy, Mr. Pig.
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Don't watches like this use NH35s or Seagull movements? Or possibly Miyota 8 series stuff? Not that Man of Pig would know or care what any of this stuff means.
Meriasek said:
I'd respect him for wearing a workhorse watch with a Miyota 8200 or Seiko NH35. Good, reliable movements. Nothing fancy, a working class hero. To be appreciated for what they are.
Shit, the watch I wear most these days is a Citizen Eagle with a Miyota 8200 that I bought at a flea market. Got a bunch of others with various Seiko movements. Simply good, unpretentious stuff.
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Hey, Citizen makes excellent stuff. For one, I love Miyota movements. I have 3 watches with their 9000 series movements in them that are quite nice. And their Zenshin Mechanical? I'll probably have to pick one of those up.

Back to Rick, I hope he experiences complications from diabetes soon. His lies will be hilarious. "No, child. I did not have a right BKA. Those are just your delusions." Typed as he puts on his prosthetic leg.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Full catalogue thus far is this
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There's one from the covid times where he's wearing a white dust mask inside out with the metal nose strip showing and the yellow filter tape intact. I have done a bit of digging but I have been defeated by the sheer girth of the thread. It is a fat thread about a fat 'man'.
 
Dean Pentel said:
Hey, Citizen makes excellent stuff. For one, I love Miyota movements. I have 3 watches with their 9000 series movements in them that are quite nice. And their Zenshin Mechanical? I'll probably have to pick one of those up.
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Definitely. I have a Citizen Ecodrive and this vintage Eagle 7 with the 8200. Gotta have it serviced because it probably hadn't been serviced in decades, but it's still running very well. Absolute troopers. The only way I can wear a gold watch and not feel too pretentious.
Kinda wanna collect the whole series because they're just cool. Some history, too, apparently American GIs would often buy those in Asia on deployment and bring them home.

Piggy correcTing the record for his Air BnB reviews is awesome. The dishwasher wasn't disconnected, it just wasn't connected.
 
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