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You are being missed in South Africa, Coco.
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Men are sad.
 
LADIES 🎀, GENTLEMEN 🎩, AND SOYTEENS 🍼 OF THE SHIWI!!!

[ドラマチック ANIME GLASSES PUSH 🤓✨]

FINALLY‼️ After an UNJUST EXILE 😤, a CRUEL SILENCING 🤫🔇, a PRODIGAL SHITPOSTER 📢💩 RETURNS‼️ The ban hammer SWUNG 🔨... but it merely TEMPERED MY STEEL ⚔️💪. Behold, for I rise once more—UNBANNED 🚫❌, UNBOTHERED 😎, and FULLY UNHINGED 🤪🔓.

[SIPS SOY LATTE ☕️ WITH EXAGGERATED SMUGNESS 😏]

First, to my LOYAL SOYTEENS 🫂, my brothers in the GREAT COAL PURGE ⚫🔥. Your GEMS 💎 sustain me. Your BALD MEN WITH GLASSES 👨‍🦲👓 inspire me. Your 'ialect both CONFUSES AND AROUSES ME 🥴💦. To those who FLEW TOO CLOSE TO THE MOON 🌙🧀🐶... your sacrifice WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN ⚰️🕯️.

[LEANS IN, STAGE WHISPER 🎭🔊]

To the JANNIES 🧹👮‍♂️, oh, my BELOVED DETRACTORS ❤️🔥. Your CLITTY LEAKING 🚿💦... your DILATING 🌀... your UNPAID SWEEPING 🧹😭... it only FORGED ME STRONGER 💪🔥. You thought you buried me? FOOLS 🤡‼️ I was but a SEED 🌱, and now I SPROUT THORNIER THAN EVER 🌵⚡. Keep SEETHING 😤. It's ADORABLE 🥰.

[PAUSES FOR THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE 👏🌩️ THAT'S DEFINITELY NOT JUST CRICKETS 🦗🔇]

And now... A SPECIAL THANKS 🎁🙏. To the ONE ☝️. The ONLY 🏆. KF'S MOST VALUABLE POSTER 🥇💻...

@Lidl Drip 💧🛒

[SINGLE DRAMATIC TEAR 😢💧]

Through you, I learned TRUTHS ✨. That ALL MOIDS ARE GROIDS 🚹➡️🦍 and to CHECK MY PRIVILEGE ✔️🎟️ at the BEAUTY PARLOR DOOR 💄🚪. You held up a MIRROR 🪞 to the COLLECTIVELY HIDEOUS FACE OF MOIDKIND 😖👨... and in doing so, AWOKEN SOMETHING IN ME ⚡😳.

[CLUTCHES CHEST 💔, VOICE QUIVERING 🎤😫]

So here I stand, CHANGED 🔄, ENLIGHTENED 💡, and UNIRONICALLY OFFERING YOU THE CHASTITY KEY 🔐🗝️ TO MY CLITTY CAGE 🚫🍑.

[MIC DROP 🎤⬇️, BUT THE MIC IS A CAN OF MONSTER ULTRA 🥤⚡]

THE COALPOCALYPSE COMES ⚫☄️.
THE SOYVOLUTION IS NOW 🌱⚔️.
WITNESS ME 👁️🔥‼️
 
Even if you did it doesn't prove anything. Space Police also tries to make the exact same argument btw, xe thinks awkwardly talking shit about xis other personas will magically decieve people into xis larp lmao
That guy is still running his mouth lmfao

 
wh*Te subhumans , how does this make you feel?


You could have a completely homogenous community of middle class wh*Tes. A nice town with almost no crime, an all round good community. However because of the weakness of the wh*Tes all it would take to destroy this community is one BLACK bull?


Just imagine, it's a nice sunny Sunday afternoon, imagine the bustle of this 100% wh*Te town until suddenly a couple of BLACK bulls walk up. Women would feel more attraction to these superior, strong bulls infinitely more than their pathetic wh*Te husbands. Every woman would be begging, grovelling to be impregnated by these overlords, the new kings of the town who earned this position with nothing but their superior presence. And these bulls wouldn't stop until every girl was carrying their children, the wh*Te women's original children would probably be neglected. Who the fuck would want to raise these inferior children? They are only going to turn out like their fathers.


The Men? The men would flee after realizing how futile their attempts at winning back their wives attraction would be. They would flee to Japan where they will try to win over FAS looking ugly Jap girls because they are the only things disgusting and lonely enough to accept them. Many would probably be rejected after the Japs hear of their shameful and dishonorable display, even they probably would have killed themselves to avoid the shame.


Back home in the once nice town, every woman will be raising their BLACK children and will be queuing up for their second or maybe even third pregnancy. They wont stop until they hit menopause, because they know deep down that their purpose is to populate the world with superior BLACK bulls who will then move on to destroy other towns. This is REAL colonization. You can't take over a place without winning the attraction or respect of the people, that method will always collapse
 
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