- Joined
- Dec 24, 2020
Phil: "I love the story of Death Stranding 2."
Also, Phil: "I don't remember the story of the first game at all."
Also, he decided to namedrop Rad Brad, as a dent mentioned him. Even as far as going "Rad Brad gets hundreds of thousands of views, for some bizarre fucking reason." Hmmm, gee let me think. Maybe, JUST maybe, his fans actually find him entertaining and informative? While your slop is filled with jealously and vile, along scanning chat every few seconds hoping and praying a Jayde or OIC comes in and gives you their SSI check? No, it can't be that. Phil, you're filled with such positivity and a complete joy to be around (Sarcasm).
Also, Phil: "I don't remember the story of the first game at all."
Also, he decided to namedrop Rad Brad, as a dent mentioned him. Even as far as going "Rad Brad gets hundreds of thousands of views, for some bizarre fucking reason." Hmmm, gee let me think. Maybe, JUST maybe, his fans actually find him entertaining and informative? While your slop is filled with jealously and vile, along scanning chat every few seconds hoping and praying a Jayde or OIC comes in and gives you their SSI check? No, it can't be that. Phil, you're filled with such positivity and a complete joy to be around (Sarcasm).
That's just pig logic, my dude. Shower is broken and spending $300 on a gaming accessory instead of putting money aside to get that shower fixed? Well, that's good logic. Spending $300 on a fight stick instead of Jasper's bloodwork? That's just good business sense, dood. Also, Jasper isn't sick. The vet is just being a money grubbin' asshole trying to nickel and dime Phil, dood. Also, Khat wants to get a dog, but they're gonna wait until Jasper dies first. Yes, he actually said that. Phil gets caught in another lie? Let future Phil worry about that, now where's that $1600 tip?The only time he's wrong is in the future when he needs to retcon it either for money or to play the victim, and even then when he admits he was wrong, he's still somehow correct you just don't understand how the real world works.