Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

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sarna said:
She also has a big ol twitter screed today about how the system is killing disabled people argle bargle etc., but it's not funny, whereas this little tidbit is hilarious:

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Comedy gold tbh

Larry David's Opera Cape said:
What language is she learning seriously enough to be worth $80 in study material?

Art historians usually need two of French, German, and Italian for a grad program. What languages do you need for a program in power chair studies? Maybe Gypsy, to learn grifting tips?
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She keeps going through weird ethnic identities to latch onto so probably one of those
 
Larry David's Opera Cape said:
What language is she learning seriously enough to be worth $80 in study material?

Art historians usually need two of French, German, and Italian for a grad program. What languages do you need for a program in power chair studies? Maybe Gypsy, to learn grifting tips?
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Yiddish, so she can say her argentinian zaydeh taught it to her.
 
Zemblan Physics said:
I disagree, I love it when she goes all in and praises herself for her courage and strength despite all the systemic oppression she faces because she’s retarded. Here goes:
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"Molly" appears to be/have been @Shaboom on Twitter, an alleged elderly woman posting like a 19-year-old Tumblrite. Claimed to have terminal bone cancer, but also claimed ME/CFS and long COVID so who the fuck knows. I will leave deciphering her feed to more committed munchieologists if they so choose.
 
sarna said:
"Molly" appears to be/have been @Shaboom on Twitter, an alleged elderly woman posting like a 19-year-old Tumblrite. Claimed to have terminal bone cancer, but also claimed ME/CFS and long COVID so who the fuck knows. I will leave deciphering her feed to more committed munchieologists if they so choose.
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She appears to be or have been a real person, and a real piece of work. Probably hashtag lifegoals for Vick.


Claims to have started hospice less than a week ago:

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Some pink triangle broke the alleged news of her death.

Other accounts:

She was some kind of corporate coach for years and quit in a huff for reasons I am not interested enough to dig into.

Based on her high school graduation date as shown on LinkedIn I would put her at around 72, 73. Her behavior is par for the course for a boomer woman with green hair, sadly. I don't think this is a fake.

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Her FB chronicles among other things her adventures in getting trespassed from a whole chain of local hospitals:

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The drama seems to center around her outlandish and aggressive behavior which she attributes to "long covid."

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In addition to sending unhinged, lengthy emails, her unacceptable behavior also included stalkerish targeting of a specific doctor, and making deranged TikToks directed at her. These videos are both unhinged and strangely boring, but sample one here if you wish:


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If you ever wondered, "what would Bex Gerber be like if she somehow survived to be 70?" you now have your answer.
 
Larry David's Opera Cape said:
Her FB chronicles among other things her adventures in getting trespassed from a whole chain of local hospitals:
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Virginia Mason Bainbridge, huh. That's as in Bainbridge Island, out in the Puget Sound off Seattle, a bedroom community for the richer than shit. She was probably doing very well for herself before her brain blew a retread.
 
sarna said:
Virginia Mason Bainbridge, huh. That's as in Bainbridge Island, out in the Puget Sound off Seattle, a bedroom community for the richer than shit. She was probably doing very well for herself before her brain blew a retread.
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Yeah either her dad or her (ex?) husband was a lawyer and it looks like her son may be one too. I didn't hang around long enough to clarify all the familial relationships, but she lists the law firm as one of her past gigs on LinkedIn.
 
Virginia was a victim of the medical system, which refused to let her stalk and abuse doctors over imaginary diseases. She was a fierce advocate, not just for munchies, but also race war layabouts too. Although she is gone, her legacy will live on in some anti racist blanket she made, depicting a green haired demon bashing in the face of some Filipino doctor for failing prescribe her xanax for her long covid psychosis. Virginia's family have requested that you venmo me fifteen thousand dollars in lieu of flowers. Rest in power, Queen.
 
One of the funniest things she keeps saying is "homelessness is very dangerous specifically for *me*". As if the average homeless junkie doesn't have a life expectancy of 29. Rich cows cosplaying poverty is truly peak, imagine being in your late 20s and still shocked that being "sick" doesn't get you out of a proverbial math test
 
Larry David's Opera Cape said:
Overdose, apart from drugs of addiction like fent, is just not what it used to be. The FDA really tightened up the requirements for OTCs (APAP would never get approved now) and even most prescription meds are dispensed in quantities that are only enough to give you a very bad day. Gone are the days of doling out Seconal or other barbiturates, large quantities of benzos, or big bottles of Oxy. Unless you can get your hands on some tricyclics or lithium or grandpa's blood pressure drugs...that leaves APAP and a week in the ICU waiting for your liver to tap out.
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I mean there's always ordering unregulated DNP and burning yourself alive from the inside through breaking your krebs cycle. not pleasant: but not particularly drawn out, but this means actually wanting to die
 
I was doing searches on her twatter for any mention of school, finals, papers, essays, professors.... since the NYU spring semester ended a month ago and she's been conveniently hospitalized and homeless. Found this from today:
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She flunked, bros, didn't she? Bitch is munching so hard she can only read 41% 37% of the material. But give her an A for... not using AI.
 
sarna said:
Virginia Mason Bainbridge, huh. That's as in Bainbridge Island, out in the Puget Sound off Seattle, a bedroom community for the richer than shit. She was probably doing very well for herself before her brain blew a retread.
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Also means that when she was taken off their rolls, her next alternatives were probably in Silverdale or Bremerton, which is a working-class, down-at-heels Navy town where they don't take no shit. The hospitals on that side of the sound are pretty shitty, with across-the-board bad ratings and reviews. I bet hospice sounds fine after you've had to get treated by St. Michael Medical Center a few times.
 
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Beauty and wealth are burdens. Both demand things of you. Beauty and wealth are competitions, and the people around you were raised from birth to compete. They aspire to a pinnacles of human achievement. Anything less is failure, and if you fail, all you have to console yourself is your merely excessive inherited wealth.

But you can opt out. You can choose to be hideous, drug-addicted, destitute, sick, pathetic, shameful, burdensome, and free.
 
sarna said:
She also has a big ol twitter screed today about how the system is killing disabled people argle bargle etc., but it's not funny, whereas this little tidbit is hilarious:

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It’s too bad there’s absolutely no way to know or keep track of when an annual subscription will renew, and thus what your deadline is for reaching out to cancel said subscription. Services never notify you, you can’t log on to your account to check, and taking personal responsibility by marking it on a calendar or setting some kind of reminder is just impossible and out of the question. Oh well, guess we all just have to go on unknowing, randomly losing money while our subscriptions just decide to renew themselves. Nothing to be done about it.
 
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Beauty and wealth are burdens. Both demand things of you. Beauty and wealth are competitions, and the people around you were raised from birth to compete. They aspire to a pinnacles of human achievement. Anything less is failure, and if you fail, all you have to console yourself is your merely excessive inherited wealth.

But you can opt out. You can choose to be hideous, drug-addicted, destitute, sick, pathetic, shameful, burdensome, and free.
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If her goal was to reject beauty*, finally something she didn't fail at. ...and no, of course, looks aren't everything, but she was a beautiful girl and by physical appearances [is she tall? She had a swan neck and iirc a soft ectomorphic figure, though ofc that was as a teen, but still] she would have been absolutely at home in the rich/ rich-adjacent world she was brought up in. That girl would have sailed through college getting her art history or whatever degree, maybe being the slightly "artsy" sister at a Top 5 sorority, hooked up with a future investment banker, gotten married within two years of graduating, maybe getting a masters while her fiancé went to Stern or Darden or Wharton, and gone on to volunteer as a docent or serve on a couple of junior committees at big museums until her husband made MD, then moved to Westchester, spending time following her horsey pursuits and planning weeks in Paris when not supervising the nannies.

Alternatively, if that world is too pat for a warrior like she sees herself, she might have been the parentally-subsidized Lower Manhattan hotspot server/host type earning some cash to cover utilities and art supplies while trying to get in at a gallery.

* she has not actually rejected wealth, having benefited from it in many ways over the last years. I bet her parents are still giving her at least something, in addition to throwing money down the drain at NYU.
 
sarna said:
Virginia Mason Bainbridge, huh. That's as in Bainbridge Island, out in the Puget Sound off Seattle, a bedroom community for the richer than shit. She was probably doing very well for herself before her brain blew a retread.
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Larry David's Opera Cape said:
Yeah either her dad or her (ex?) husband was a lawyer and it looks like her son may be one too. I didn't hang around long enough to clarify all the familial relationships, but she lists the law firm as one of her past gigs on LinkedIn.
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Huh? Virginia Mason Bainbridge is the name of the clinician writing to Molly to ban her from the hospital. Check the letters again.
 
Guys, we were wrong. She’s totally sexually active fr fr.
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She even knows the rules! Boy, do I feel bad now. And it’s so nice to hear that enthusiastic consent is something she absolutely has experienced recently. As a bona fide self-diagnosed autistic person to boot. Nice.
 
Zemblan Physics said:
Guys, we were wrong. She’s totally sexually active fr fr.
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She even knows the rules! Boy, do I feel bad now. And it’s so nice to hear that enthusiastic consent is something she absolutely has experienced recently. As a bona fide self-diagnosed autistic person to boot. Nice.
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it is so, so fucking funny to watch Vicky run up a flag that says "Sex and kink are things I have read a great deal about."
 
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