💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Soapmore said:

Honestly, I think this is a good idea. Own the creeps' Big Vegas Reveal of a shirtless Aaron giving bedroom (with bonus glasses still worn), and do it by making his own calendar.

Aaron, whatever your username here is I forget, can you honestly think of a better way to invalidate all those Hackamania tickets sold, than to make your own beefcake calendar?

Aaron Of The Month™ or Twelve Months of Imholte™ or just call it the inevitable name, Another Win For The Toe!

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Okay okay. you sold me… if @ItsAaronIgnoreMe does this and donates the proceeds to charity, I’ll buy one.

Holy shitshow. Sad, pathetic pedomania.
Imagine organising an convention just to gay gush and seethe over some small time radio host/youtuber.
IMAGINE PAYING TO PARTICIPATE AN EVENT ABOUT CRYING OVER SMALL TIME RADIO HOST/YOUTUBER/FORMER BOYFRIEND.
Huuge win over your boyfriend Cuck Pope, KarenFarms nerds owned and felted 100%
You are a joke, your "career" is a joke, your whole silverspoon life has been a joke.

I wish million probation violations for you and a GOOD LOVING HOME FOR YOUR OFFSPRING WHO ARE TOTALLY INNOCENT TO ALL YOUR BULLSHIT YOU HAVE PUT THEM THROUGH.
Peace, peace.... Faggot.

(Ps. Your kid tested positive for cocaine 10x the cutoff and you couldn't disprove that fact with your quora-broscience answers and most of internet knows you are lying liar who just twists words into technicalities. Fingers crossed you catch cerebral hypoxia from the gasses you huff junkie)

So he's actually going with the narrative, "We've always been 100% monogomous. Swinging never happened. It was all made up by the internet." I've seen some shameless lies, but this denial of basically everything is just unreal. I know I'm preacher to the choir, but anyone who still believes a single word this pathological liar says, is just mentally ill. He shows tbe text about his "goo" on April's tits, and now he's denying swinging. Have the whippets cleaved his mind into two conflicting realities? Un-fucking-believable.

It’s hard to overstate how much Nick hates his children. This excursion to Vegas removes all doubt, if there was any left.

Damn it, I know I shouldn't but I get a little MATI when I see how much this loser weasels his way into blaming anyone but himself in his downfall.
How his wife and whore don't see through it is insane to me.

Prokhor Zakharov said:

If you're going to get a shady doctor to write your Rx, at least go for Desoxyn.

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Hell yes, I agree with you here. I've cared for many, many heart failure patients that did cocaine and/or meth earlier in life. It's a miserable existence. If he lives long enough to get to that point I hope he those chronic health conditions. Even better if nobody visits him any of the many times he'll be in the hospital.

Ol' Slag said:

Also continued use on one side can fuck up your teeth really bad.

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Good thing Nick has expressed the desire to have all of his teeth surgically removed and to get implants.

Yes, this actually happened on his show.

Folgers Can said:

Of course respecting her "privacy" was just another one of those "principles" that he defines as his "rights on loan to others" until he calls the loan due at any time, no different from how he used to pontificate about how any DV accusations against Aaron were strictly "her story to tell" so that he could sidestep any definitive statements about the topic unless and until she comes forward, which effectively left that an open question forever once she "left the Internet" and Nick insisted that everyone respect her privacy in perpetuity.

And then poof, now all of a sudden those "principles" were just burned on the altar of his manic tweetstorms' frantic scrambling for dopamine hits late last night, throwing her back in the spotlight with outright actionable statements of fact that could end up dragging her from the sacrosanct "privacy" of Lake Wakanda to a witness stand for Monty 2: Electric Boogaloo.

@ItsAaronIgnoreMe has a chance to do something very funny:

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John Andrews Stan said:

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What could possibly go wrong?

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Nick should call him a 'paedo' and get round 2 at getting MN anti-SLAPP applied so he can retroactively apply it to the Montegraph case. 56-D legal chess!

1NpuLs said:

I think the reason rekieta uses the word dork as an insult now is because of @Third World Aristocrat video

https://youtu.be/5SibDEklSSU?si=TQF-2qtW2jEGnDWY

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Sanitise your YT links. Anything after the '?' is a Google tracker linked to your account.

lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll said:

It's crazy that Rackets and Aaron, who both profess to be Christian dads or even sometimes paragons of Western morality, could have avoided fucking up their lives so badly and prolongedly if they'd just remembered one of the 10 commandments in the first place.

"thou shalt not covet they neighbor's wife."

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Does Aaron do the religious LARP? This is news to me.

Nick really thinks he's gonna win the narrative here when we could just point out, "yeah but you're a Cuck" or "Yeah but your daughter tested positive to regular cocaine use" or "yeah but you had to sell your second home to pay for your degenerate lifestyle" there are so many things that require a textbook level of BS from Nick to explain away EVERY SINGLE TIME but we can repeatedly fuck with him in a single sentence. No way anyone wins an argument with that level of (self inflicted) burden.

Soapmore said:

Honestly, I think this is a good idea. Own the creeps' Big Vegas Reveal of a shirtless Aaron giving bedroom (with bonus glasses still worn), and do it by making his own calendar.

Aaron, whatever your username here is I forget, can you honestly think of a better way to invalidate all those Hackamania tickets sold, than to make your own beefcake calendar?

Aaron Of The Month™ or Twelve Months of Imholte™ or just call it the inevitable name, Another Win For The Toe!

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Title it, "Cocks Out for Imholté".

Nick would bankrupt his parents buying multiple copies.

Soapmore said:

Aaron Of The Month™ or Twelve Months of Imholte™ or just call it the inevitable name, Another Win For The Toe!

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Twelve days of Toe-mas?

lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll said:

It's crazy that Rackets and Aaron, who both profess to be Christian dads or even sometimes paragons of Western morality, could have avoided fucking up their lives so badly and prolongedly if they'd just remembered one of the 10 commandments in the first place.

"thou shalt not covet they neighbor's wife."

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gotta translate this shit to the modern world like how muslem 72 iq brown retards have it. "STOP CUMMING TO A RANDOM WHORE ON THE BUS FAGGOT OR WE'LL THROW YOU OFF A ROOF".

will he really end up streaming tomorrow b/c it may very well be a dumpster fire.

N1bbaN3rd said:

Twelve days of Toe-mas?

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Another Year for the Toe

RaptInPlastic said:

It was always all lies. From the very beginning.

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A lot of us that have been around for a while have know that for a long time. I think the video was more for the benefit of newcomers. To prime them on how Nick tried to gaslight just about everybody over the years. Plus I think maybe it served as a sort of "punishment" for the shit Nick pulled in Vegas the other day.

This is the very essence of why he went off on me. He knew who I was, knew I was telling the truth, and saw me as a weak target that he could take all his frustrations towards Kiwi Farms out on, and punish for calling him out on his bullshit. He probably was hoping it would shut other people up.

Didn't work.


"He spread all kinds of nasty lies..."

No. I told the truth here, or, in some cases, proffered honest opinions supported by facts. And then that truth was revealed to all when Nick finally got so sloppy and careless that the house of cards he built for himself came crashing down.

"And the worst part is, he didn't even ask me if any of it was true." - Dear John (somewhere near the end)

I didn't fucking have to. All such questions would have been mostly rhetorical in nature, and met with lies similar to the missives he wrote to @elb that I saw in that video. What the fuck would have been the point? Moreover, I hadn't talked to him in years by that point.

What more can I really say?

Anyways, I don't mean to ramble, but I guess my point here is this:

I am happy for that video, because it serves as further affirmation that giving him any benefit of the doubt would have been a gigantic waste of time. I made the right call.

Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:

Does Aaron do the religious LARP? This is news to me.

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Me too. I don't think he is. I mean, he might be vaguely Christian like a lot of Americans are, but I never pegged him as super religious.

Mandatory User Name said:

Nick really thinks he's gonna win the narrative here when we could just point out, "yeah but you're a Cuck" or "Yeah but your daughter tested positive to regular cocaine use" or "yeah but you had to sell your second home to pay for your degenerate lifestyle" there are so many things that require a textbook level of BS from Nick to explain away EVERY SINGLE TIME but we can repeatedly fuck with him in a single sentence. No way anyone wins an argument with that level of (self inflicted) burden.

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i wish i had bookmarked the very short segment he had about having to sell his house and forgetting about it because that's what extra wealthy people do so that they can lose a property for 2.1% gains or some retard big brain rekieta shit.

Prokhor Zakharov said:

I was a nerd and even I would shove a guy like that into a locker to enjoy prison during a long holiday weekend.

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That's because he's not even a nerd. He's a dweeb.

John Andrews Stan said:

It’s hard to overstate how much Nick hates his children. This excursion to Vegas removes all doubt, if there was any left.

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The little brats keep trying to steal his cocaine and they sometimes succeed.

Henri Barbusse said:

That's because he's not even a nerd. He's a dweeb.

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there has to be like a 6th rate word for nerd from like 1942 that just hits like how "SPADE" used to be the "NIGGER" of "NIGGER" during the era.

Prokhor Zakharov said:

Nick needs to remember the Internet is forever, and tweets like that age like dog shit in the summer sun.

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For that, Nit Rousieta would need a brain capable of processing second-order thinking.
Doesn't seem likely with how determined he is to keep carving new holes in it.

His dopamine reward circuits appear to be irreversibly destroyed, when you consider how
he only seems to stack and parrot the most inconsequential of gotchas, devotes his time to Twitter and
appears to revel in wasting everyone's time with that legalese cat-and-mouse game he always plays.

This individual has chosen to snort and get high on second-rate white trash delusions,
to spend over a third of his days hanging around with Nobody Likes Onions,
and, just for the sake of keeping things funny and weird, to immolate his reputation.

Over the last two years, he has regressed into a primitive needs machine.
Doesn't show regret or remorse of any kind, doesn't express interest in his family,
doesn't worry about earning an income, doesn't consider his health a priority.

He barely eats, he barely sleeps, he barely physically exerts himself.
Second-order thinking is a Scandinavian incel prude faggy thing to do.
That and keeping your offspring and life partner away from harm.
2X Lolcow Of The Year mindset.

Delirium, Divorce or Death: which one will happen first...?

RaptInPlastic said:

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It was always all lies. From the very beginning. Elissa has delivered a MNPublicRecords tier killshot.

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What a fucking faggot.