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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Ralph makes videos and tweets claiming to do everything in his power to see his children.

A random Twitter account tells him to go to Columbia and bang captive women and he’s already making plans.

It is insane to think that the legacy he is leaving his children is radioactive and will probably affect them for the worse. I imagine finding out your long lost father is Ethan Oliver Ralph. Fucking Yikes.
 
Sorry, but even Colombian sex-trafficking victims aren't going to let you touch them, Ralph. You couldn't even get to first base with Pantsuela.
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Obscura539 said:
I imagine finding out your long lost father is Ethan Oliver Ralph. Fucking Yikes.
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This is why they need to let normies go on Who Do You Think You Are?. I don't give a shit what long line of jews Courtney Cox is descended from, I want to watch the shock register on Xander Vicker's face in real time as he watches a supercut of his long dead father spazzing out on the Killstream.
Rage Pig said:
Not convinced that he's not a lying little piggy, to afraid to visit Medellin. He posted this before these two tweets.
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Is that a real Hulk Hogan tweet? Because it reads shockingly close to Ralph's interpretation of English.
 
Oliver Onions said:
Is that a real Hulk Hogan tweet?
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It is real. Search says so, at least
Oliver Onions said:
Because it reads shockingly close to Ralph's interpretation of English
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Answer to that is simple - he has a mentality of 12 year old as he likes to think that what Hogan wrote isn't performance and hyping up his hulkamania events for the public.
 
>as the owner of sunset wrasslin
Nobody gives a fuck. Precisely zero people in the world ever heard about you let alone this garbage nobody on the planet cares about.
Where's that gay belt?
 
EyeGuy said:
Sorry, but even Colombian sex-trafficking victims aren't going to let you touch them, Ralph. You couldn't even get to first base with Pantsuela.
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Bruh he’s so gross

I am vomit.


Obscura539 said:
imagine finding out your long lost father is Ethan Oliver Ralph. Fucking Yikes.
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I honestly feel a weird kinda anxiousness thinking about his kids reading about him. It’s weird reading about your family.

I once had to read a long email chain pertaining to a family member, and it’s a very odd and strange feeling seeing people talk about someone related to you and having them write about things you had no idea about. (Granted, I new this family member very well, unlike Ralph’s kids).

I couldn’t imagine reading about anyone I’m related too via KiwiFarms. It must be such a weird mind melt learning that your father is a fucking tremendous Lolcow who didn’t leave you anything except poor genes, debt and a propensity towards anal rape.
 
Damn who would have thought Ethan Ralph would hire a bunch of Venezualan prostitutes to mud wrestle each other...

It would be wild if he survives Mexico just to be turned into chicharron in Colombia
 
Ralphamania may have had a small chance of being fun as a one off thing if it was a bunch of people from the sektur doing poorly choreographed 8 minute matches.

Instead Ralph paid some backyard wrestlers to perform in a VFW hall. Now his grand idea is to have some prostitutes mud wrestle? I’m sure it’ll go off without a hitch.
 
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