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Unsure whether to rate with a trashcan for how impossibly dumb Xander is or a winner for how much I enjoyed reading this

all he has to do is take his phone to a repair store lmao what a retard

This guy is so fucking retarded it’s actually unbelievable, I don’t even know how he forms coherent sentences

Imagine hedging your entire career and livelihood in the off-chance your phone doesn’t fall on the ground at some point or shit itself. Reminder...