🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Damien Thorne said:
I hate to be that guy in this thread, but Gwar has some genuine musical talent in their roster. Comparing them to Russ is frankly insulting.
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Russell has negative musical talent. Every song he has commissioned has been the work of the people that he pays to produce it. He sends in rough ideas of things resembling melodies, and the actual artists take those ideas, however clinically retarded they may be, and turn them into something that passes as music. Any catchy rhythms, bridges (wait, do any of his songs actually have bridges?), synth patch choices, etc., have nothing to do with Russell and all to do with the people he paid.

The lyrics are fucked though. They're all his.
 
Remember Max Dream?

He's here for her. Only like half a year late, but it's the thought that counts.

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Russell always complains about being passed over on dating sites for having a “frozen face” but technically, isn’t every single face in a photograph frozen? Semantics I know, but they’re literally flicking through photos, NO ONES face is moving in photos. It’s because your dead serial killer eyes are such a jump scare you’re responsible for at least one phone being thrown in horror… It’s not that your face is frozen, it’s the fact your creepiness permeates through the screen.
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The Great Citracett said:
Remember Max Dream?

He's here for her. Only like half a year late, but it's the thought that counts.

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Damn, that sucks. Sorry to hear about your suicidal ideations.

Anyway, would you fuck Russ? Your answer will ultimately determine whether you're entitled to bodily autonomy, liberty and respect or a disgusting whore that needs to be taught a lesson.

It's kind of a trick question though, so take your time answering.
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The Great Citracett said:
Remember Max Dream?

He's here for her. Only like half a year late, but it's the thought that counts.
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That's some Nice Guy behavior right there, trying to sleaze on a woman when she's down.

Though, to be fair, I'd bet she's not the first prostitute to consider suicide after sex with Russell Greer.
 
TractorGirl said:
It’s because your dead serial killer eyes are such a jump scare you’re responsible for at least one phone being thrown in horror
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That video of him spastically dancing just goes to prove that you could tell something is extremely wrong with Russell from as far as five hundred feet away. Even if you cover his whole giant head, his body language is so off.

If I didn't know who Russell was, you could tell me that that was a clip from a found-footage horror movie and I'd believe you. He makes Pennywise the Dancing Clown look like a ballerina.
 
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