What would you do if you were roommates with a Sonic character?

Bargain Bin Laden · Nov 15, 2023

I would peek through the keyhole and watch him get undressed.

Dynamite Bean · Nov 15, 2023

I'd rather be roommates with rouge the bat

Bargain Bin Laden · Nov 15, 2023

Dynamite Bean said:
I'd rather be roommates with rouge the bat

What would you do if you were roommates with rouge the bat?

Gravemind · Nov 15, 2023

Bargain Bin Laden said:
What would you do if you were roommates with rouge the bat?

Stick his dick through the keyhole.

Feefee81093 · Nov 15, 2023

We get to pick the character? I think I'd get along with Sonic. He was pretty chill in X.

scallion · Nov 15, 2023

Please be Tangle please be Tangle please be Tangle

Agamemnon Busmalis · Nov 15, 2023

Get high as fuck with Eggman while listening to bangers from S3&K.

TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve · Nov 15, 2023

Eggman seems like a busy dude so if I can just hang out in his technomansioncity while he's gone that'd probably be fun

The Blue Morpho · Nov 15, 2023

Bargain Bin Laden said:
I would peek through the keyhole and watch him get undressed.

Aren't Sonic characters all or mostly naked to begin with?

Celebrate Nite · Nov 15, 2023

The Blue Morpho said:
Aren't Sonic characters all or mostly naked to begin with?

The males are... the females are fully clothed because reasons. Even the cartoons had the females fully clothed. Sally Acorn was like the only one that was mostly naked.

Admiral Throbnelius · Nov 15, 2023

Celebrate Nite said:
The males are... the females are fully clothed because reasons. Even the cartoons had the females fully clothed. Sally Acorn was like the only one that was mostly naked.

And then there's Princess Elise...

It's a good thing @Bargain Bin Laden didn't include fan characters for this Q&A.

Osama Bin Laden · Nov 15, 2023

i feel like sonic would pass the vibe check

not tails though, fuck him

Stephanie Bustcakes · Nov 15, 2023

I think I would get sick of Shadow's emo shit pretty quickly.

Testacles Maximus · Nov 15, 2023

Bargain Bin Laden said:
What would you do if you were roommates with rouge the bat?

Sounds like he’d just do rouge the bat.

SSj_Ness (Yiffed) · Nov 15, 2023

Depends on who it is. Elise? Bone her, if she's willing to date a mutated hedgehog then I have a pretty good shot. Sonic? Seems fun to hang out with. Robotnik? Could be able to have him build me something useful.

Nice Comoesta 🔰 · Nov 15, 2023

I feel like all the fur from one of those little freaks would never come all the way out of the carpet, and I’d NEVER get my deposit back because of it.

Blue Gem Kosher Queen · Nov 15, 2023

Can I off myself tho?

Paranoia Machine · Nov 16, 2023

Scream.
Scream because the merge began faster and more severely than I anticipated.
I would run to my closet and try to take my standard-issue fast-acting cyanide pill that comes with our Kiwifarms User Field Kit that Joshua "Null" Moon sent to us all when we signed up.
I do not want to live in the merge timeline. We joke around a lot here, but the world where chris wins is not a good world for you

Gravemind · Nov 16, 2023

Imagine if you had Tails living with you and you gave him weed and DMT.

He'd become furry Elon Musk.

Red flaming panda · Nov 16, 2023

I can only imagine the kind of Crypto scams and Scooby Doo shenanigans Vector would get me involved with the Chaotix

What would you do if you were roommates with a Sonic character?

Please help me carry my daughter

Lady Bow's Biggest Simp

Please help me carry my daughter

Woogie Boogie, nigger

Get the cheese to Sick Bay.

Kill count: 6,000,000

Seid Bereit! Immer Bereit!

C'mon, juggle these knives, don't be gay

Mangosteen Rancher

Come On Baby It's Party Time!

Sneed Astin

Have You Seen This Osama?

J. Clay Rowling

The best of times is now.

Ask me about how teen girls deserve to be abducted

Fastest droptop on the 環状線

Do not fear the puzzle sticker

Where am I?

Woogie Boogie, nigger

Not actually on fire