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I think you’re overestimating the amount of meat on Pat. 99.9% of his body mass is blubber not even the Eskimos would chew. He’s fat, is what I’m...

No sausage? Boring. If? Him showing up drunk and belligerent is far more likely than sober and contrite. He's too fat to be a walrus though...