I'm fine. Found out the other roommate was telling different stories behind everyone's back, and when I went to confront him, he started yelling, so I yelled at him to get the fuck out and he threw a couple of heavy glass objects and missed both times, hitting the kitchen cabinets behind me and shattering all over the counter, stove (that I was cooking pasta on), and floor. He also tried to hit me with a vertical light post and missed as well. I came out unscathed albeit a bit shaken up, kicked him out, and left his shit on the porch to come get later when I wasn't home.
Also, Devi deleted a lot of shitposts at my request because I don't want that shit in my home.