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Phil Ken Sebben said:
Fries and freaking gravy. Put the frozen fries in the... generic NuWave oven thing and make gravy from a powdered mix. Mmmmm! Most of the stuff he makes is pre-packaged bullshit with the occasional thing that's either fried or sauteed. It's just lazy.
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Poutine always looks pretty gross, even the good poutine.
 
Taily Puff said:
The first is that DSP has a surprising amount of disfluency in his speech, bordering on a sign of a real developmental delay in his language formation ages. Something about the way he talks is incredibly annoying to almost everyone who watches him, but it's kind of hard to put your finger on why beyond the phrase "obnoxious stupid douchebag". But I think his disfluency is the root of why his playthroughs come across that way. His speech is peppered with plenty of "Huh" and "Um" and "Whut", obviously, which most people find annoying but forgivable. But it's harder to notice at a glance how often he makes a literal non-word noise or a drawn out syllable in place of an actual thought. This playthrough has so many "Haroo" and "Rerm" and "Wey" and "Uauh?" noises that I'm actually considering just putting *Untranslatable* in their place so they show up together in the word cloud, because he's not actually speaking a language when he does that so there's no reason to separate them out.
Side note to that observation: He repeats entire phrases so frequently that I'd be tempted to technically call it a disfluency as well. Almost every third or forth thing he says he simply repeats word for word, sometimes three or more times. It's probably because he doesn't have another thought queued up and doesn't have the vocabulary to restructure the phrase for clarity, so he just says the same thing again.
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This kinda reminds me of one part in a TIHYDP I saw recently. There was one segment in the video where it shows all the times characters in the game saying something important to the plot, and he just responds with "huh" or "ooookaaay", likely because he is incapable of thinking of anything interesting to say.

It's right here if you wanna see. The segment I mentioned starts at 1:30:27


(He also pronounces Caelondia as "Sayledonia" and "Kaledonia")
 
BrunoMattei said:
Do you think Phil or his minions visited this board, saw us poking fun at this one video and Phil decided to delete it?
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That or he saw the Sons of Kojima video commentating his cooking videos. Or those mirrors with the Gordon Ramsay clips interspersed through them.
 
Xerxes IX said:
That or he saw the Sons of Kojima video commentating his cooking videos. Or those mirrors with the Gordon Ramsay clips interspersed through them.
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God, can you imagine the fuckery of Phil being a Hell's Kitchen contestant? Ramsay would destroy him.
 
Vault Boy said:
God, can you imagine the fuckery of Phil being a Hell's Kitchen contestant? Ramsay would destroy him.
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Ehhh, he wouldn't even pass the pre-screenings. If by some miracle he did, he'd be the first one off the show for obvious reasons (bugged judging mechanics)
 
Vault Boy said:
God, can you imagine the fuckery of Phil being a Hell's Kitchen contestant? Ramsay would destroy him.
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ActualKiwi said:
Ehhh, he wouldn't even pass the pre-screenings. If by some miracle he did, he'd be the first one off the show for obvious reasons (bugged judging mechanics)
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Closest we ever get to that was a sort of "DSP tries it" mock when someone put Gordon Ramsey in between Phil's cooking.
Still, Phil ever were to try, his skills wouldn't just be poor, any recipe he could try to use wouldn't make him stand out.
 
AnOminous said:
I don't know but he routinely sprays that shitty generic Pam knockoff on his pans when he's "cooking."

Just to compare how shit he is at cooking to another LPer who is also better than him at fucking everything, there's one guy called lethalfrag who does a side cooking series.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7tshkTihWFE
Now, you might think it's unfair to compare this to Phil, as the guy actually has a culinary arts degree. However, he tailors it to his audience and generally does things simple enough he might inspire a fellow neckbeard to make some decent food for a change.

But seriously, DSP's cooking videos are so fucking bad I would be embarrassed to cook the garbage he does even drunk in my underwear at 3 in the morning.
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Also fuck who ever disliked this.
 
Daktaklakpak said:
Here it is, around 1:41.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tf5Or8glmr8
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Here's a mirror of it since that no longer exists.
He literally thinks lopping off a stick of butter takes too long on a hot pan... I can't even. This is also the episode where he pours bacon grease down the toilet.

His entire cooking series is amazing in its horror; ranging from cooking a tuna salad sandwich (something that should and needs to stay cold) to fucking up hot dogs and pre-made burgers.
 
Adamska said:
Here's a mirror of it since that no longer exists.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pTktL2P0OMAHe literally thinks lopping off a stick of butter takes too long on a hot pan... I can't even. This is also the episode where he pours bacon grease down the toilet.

His entire cooking series is amazing in its horror; ranging from cooking a tuna salad sandwich (something that should and needs to stay cold) to fucking up hot dogs and pre-made burgers.
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Don't forget violating some of the most basic rules of preventing cross-contamination. I'm shocked he hasn't had food poisoning yet.
 
Adamska said:
Here's a mirror of it since that no longer exists.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pTktL2P0OMAHe literally thinks lopping off a stick of butter takes too long on a hot pan... I can't even. This is also the episode where he pours bacon grease down the toilet.

His entire cooking series is amazing in its horror; ranging from cooking a tuna salad sandwich (something that should and needs to stay cold) to fucking up hot dogs and pre-made burgers.
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"i don't have time to melt fuckin' butter, i'm in a hurry i'm a gamer"
"one handed gamer cooking"

is this DSP or jace?
 
lynx said:
"one handed gamer cooking"
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Well, a few years later he shows what else he can do with one hand.

Edit: Im not going to complain about his cooking that much tho' since i'm not better at cooking healthy.
But atleast i workout and don't take kitchen supplies to the fucking bathroom.
 

So unsurprisingly Phil's awful at Mirror's Edge Catalyst, but what really irks me is how he puts up that irritating clown voice and mocks game developers again around the 1:20 time mark, similar to The Fury fight in MGS3.
 
I feel like Arnold in Kindergarten Cop every time I hear his stupid fucking laugh. But then again I think everyone does.
 
Dade said:
BSV? Sammy? KG?
I know KG said that he's done but i believe he's just lurking in the shadows
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I'm surprised he's not hanging around ltg or keemstar now. Like his equally bright buddy
 
Adamska said:
Here's a mirror of it since that no longer exists.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pTktL2P0OMAHe literally thinks lopping off a stick of butter takes too long on a hot pan... I can't even. This is also the episode where he pours bacon grease down the toilet.

His entire cooking series is amazing in its horror; ranging from cooking a tuna salad sandwich (something that should and needs to stay cold) to fucking up hot dogs and pre-made burgers.
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How the hell do you fuck up hot dogs and pre-made burgers
 
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