US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[HumanHive]

The fact they are accepting mail in ballots up to 7 days past election day, pretty much guarantees there is no chance Newsom is recalled. If after tonight yes is up, they will know how many ballots need to be printed and created.

It’s already over.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Not to mention when Secretary of States previously mentioned that people can print their onw ballot.

 

[Meat Target]

If Elder wins i'm gonna bust the fattest fucking nut this world has ever seen. It will stain the sky white.

I'm not holding my breath for Elder, but man, I want a meltdown on par with the 2016 election.

 

[Billy Beer]

Put your money down lads.

Like - Elder wins
Feels - Newsom wins
Dislike - Newsom wins with 70%+ votes
Agree - Elder wins with 70%+ votes
Informative - I'm a huge faggot and these types of posts are for autistic faggots

 

[Celebrate Nite]

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Wew. Trump seems to be returning to form.

He should curse more often, ESPECIALLY if/when he's back in the White House. Heads would fucking roll, and it would be glorious.

 

[CrippleThreat]

538 is kind of hilarious, they added a Biden approval poll that was done by polling Canadians, and they still couldn't get him to 50%.

The real percentage is <30, I swear to God. He'll be treading water if they included Bongs.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Put your money down lads.

Like - Elder wins
Feels - Newsom wins
Dislike - Newsom wins with 70%+ votes
Agree - Elder wins with 70%+ votes
Informative - I'm a huge faggot and these types of posts are for autistic faggots

You forgot the "landslide 102%+ votes for Newsom" option.

 

[CrippleThreat]

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Wew. Trump seems to be returning to form.

Still, Bob Woodward is a fag who makes up shit.

He finally realized. Thank fucking God. Now, if he could see through Graham and the rest of those dipshits.

 

[Billy Beer]

The real percentage is <30, I swear to God. He'll be treading water if they included Bongs.

If they included Brits his approval rating would sky rocket. Keep Biden in power, we're loving it.

 

[Calandrino]

Having mediated on it for a few minutes, I have decided that Larry winning by something like a 0.1% margin would be the most clown world result possible and thus that's what will happen. You can quote me on this

Biden is elected governor of California in a surprise landslide because they forgot to reset the software after the presidential election

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

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Wew. Trump seems to be returning to form.

Still, Bob Woodward is a fag who makes up shit.

Given that I believe in the afterlife, one of the best parts is knowing that no matter where G. Gordon Liddy ends up, he'll personally make Woodward's eternity hell. And John Dean. I miss that old glowie bastard.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

You forgot the "landslide 102%+ votes for Newsom" option.

While I hope Elder wins, my next best hope is that Newsom wins, but with an after-hours Biden-Spike, just like 2020. I want to see that optics nightmare repeated in a far less friendly media environment, just to see how it plays out.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

While I hope Elder wins, my next best hope is that Newsom wins, but with an after-hours Biden-Spike, just like 2020. I want to see that optics nightmare repeated in a far less friendly media environment, just to see how it plays out.

I want them to go way beyond that actually, I want Newsom to literally go full retard with 250% voter turnout. I want them to rub it in our faces, tell everyone to get fucked & totally get away with it.

 

[gaystoner]

Big thing is a recall is happening at all just a year before the next election. Huge egg on face moment for the Democrat party.

 

[Gehenna]

Big thing is a recall is happening at all just a year before the next election. Huge egg on face moment for the Democrat party.

Aye, this is the expected result and more bad news. That the recall occurred at all is damaging, and while they will try to spin it when Newsom wins, such spin has never really worked.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Aye, this is the expected result and more bad news. That the recall occurred at all is damaging, and while they will try to spin it when Newsom wins, such spin has never really worked.

Are you predicting a landslide victory for Newsom? Are they gonna bother being subtle about it?

 

[Scale Smerch]

538 is kind of hilarious, they added a Biden approval poll that was done by polling Canadians, and they still couldn't get him to 50%.

538 was already great for laughs but damn does that make what CNN has been caught doing look somewhat rational. Who the hell cares what Leafs think about Biden, they cannot vote for him in the first place (no matter what fever dreams some Dems might have). God the mainstream polling industry is an utter joke.

 

[Gehenna]

Are you predicting a landslide victory for Newsom? Are they gonna bother being subtle about it?

Nah, it'll be 'close'. If they go too far with it, it will -piss off- the Progs in Cali who hate Newsom. The last thing they want is a second, smaller, civil war in their stronghold.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

538 was already great for laughs but damn does that make what CNN has been caught doing look somewhat rational. Who the hell cares what Leafs think about Biden, they cannot vote for him in the first place (no matter what fever dreams some Dems might have). God the mainstream polling industry is an utter joke.

The next logical step is to accept twitter polls as a data source. Give it time and we'll see the TikTok aggregate showing up too.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Nah, it'll be 'close'. If they go too far with it, it will -piss off- the Progs in Cali who hate Newsom. The last thing they want is a second, smaller, civil war in their stronghold.

What's your take on the holes in all the envelopes for the mail-in votes? If what we're hearing about every voter being accounted for already is true, then what's with punching out holes in the envelopes?