Business Disney Store Dead at 34 - OH THE HUMANCHILDITY

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Disney Store Dead at 34
Alexi Rosenfeld
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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, one day we will all return to the mysterious realm from which our consciousness was born. Once our time on this mortal coil has ended, all that’s left will be the memories held by those who loved us. Those people too will disappear, and we can only hope that they will have spoken our name enough that it never fully vanishes from the minds of the living. That, or we remain as stores-within-stores at specific Target locations.

In March, Disney announced that it would be closing its standalone Disney Store locations, deciding to focus on e-commerce instead. This week, nearly all of the remaining Disney Stores, long a safe haven for bored children forced to accompany their mothers to the mall, will close up shop.

The Disney Store, only 34 years old at the time of its passing, will be remembered as a loving presence in the lives of millions of young children who did not yet understand what “merchandise tie-ins” were. A magical place where you could get Auntie Anne’s cinnamon sugar dust all over a real-life Woody doll that your dad wouldn’t buy you, the Disney Store was where the movies became real.

Legends never die, and that is true for the Disney Store. Its memory will be preserved in Targets around the country, with more than 160 locations of “The Disney Store at Target” set to open before the holiday season. Adults who knew the Disney Store in its prime will be able to take their own children to these memorial sites and say, “This used to be a full store in the mall,” while their kids ignore them to make Elsa and Olaf kiss.

The Disney Store is survived by The Walt Disney Company, Disneyland, Walt Disney World, and the youngest member of the family, Disney+. In lieu of flowers, the family has requested that you stream the television show Hawkeye when it premieres later this year.
 
You know the economy is crumbling when Disney is recoiling in pain. I have a feeling this has more to do with shitty leadership than it does with the economy itself though.
 
They were pretty nice when I was a kid growing up in the 90s. I got quite a bit of stuff from there.

It seems like their merchandise became more and more cheaply made as time went on.

This is a big part of it. The Disney Store used to be "premium experience" shopping; very nicely decorated, everyone is super friendly, and you got 1st party quality merchandise that wasn't available in other places.

E-commerce, cheaper production, reliance on character branding instead of quality, gutted most of the reason to have them. Now they're just nicely decorated stores, but that only ever stood out in a mall with relatively boring trappings. It's enough to keep your attention for a few minutes, but not enough to justify buying the homogenized Product inside.
 
Disney fans, especially WOMEN Disney fans, are borderline psychotic when it comes to anything Disney related. A few of my past exs were Disney fanatics. One of them was fucking bonkers about Stitch and went to Florida to work at Disney World while going to college. The other one wanted to get married at Disney World and be dressed up as Belle.
Back in the day, before everything "nerdy" got popular, used to tell guys how to pick up "gamer girls."
1. Legend of Zelda
2. The Sims
3. Kingdom Hearts

"What? Why Kindgom Hearts?" - "Chicks love Disney, don't know why, it's just the rules."

I was never proven wrong.

Now they have $800 Millennium Falcon Lego sets or $300 Disney castle lego shit. I cant imagine who buy any of insanely overpriced Lego sets.
I remember when the Blacktron Base or the Pirate Galleon were expensive at $80~$100; and the only thing that eclipsed those was the train/monorail set that actually used electricity to move the vehicle, and you could buy additional rail pieces to make your own unique track.

One thing that really surprises me about current year Disney is how they seem to be content having their brand being licensed out to companies that sell to lower end retailers like dollar stores. With brands worth billions I feel like seeing your stuff being sold at Dollar Tree and it's many competitors would be brand poison.
Those Rose Tico figures aren't gonna sell in the middle-tier stores, they gotta go somewhere. But thank you for the words, because now I have an appropriate comparison for what they made Capcom do to Marvel vs Capcom. Marvel vs Capcom Infinite is the Dollar Tree version.
 
Man, it's a trillion dollar conglomerate rat, it ain't your grandma's funeral. This read's like a euology to a lost soul, not a fucking hyper capitalist money grubbing franchise.
The way Disney fans are treating the loss of this store as some sort of greek tragedy is not only cultish but its giving me a "Sir, this is a Wendy's" vibe.
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Imagine how insane it would be to people in the 1990s to imagine malls, of all things, malls, being near extinction.

Actually even in the 90s the writing was on the wall. The 90s saw the death of most of the good mall shops that catered to anyone other than teens, women, and desperate gift seekers. No good hobby shops, book shops, etc. All gone. Even in the 90s, I can't remember the last time I saw something truly "different" in a mall that wasn't Fashionable Clothing, Jewelry, Pop Culture Media, or Generic Gifts, like the obligatory candle shop and the pan-asian "import store" and the like.

Outdoor type shops with camping supplies and hunting supplies? Nope. I don't think many of these survived the 80s, and none survived much into the 90s.
Book stores? Walden Books and B. Dalton both started to die in the 90s when they got merged with Borders, and you almost never saw indie bookstores after that point, either.
Most of the more niche electronic gaming shops died - FuncoLand for consoles and Software Etc / Babbages for computers.
Radio Shack was dying it's slow death, and it's mall outlets sucked more than their strip mall and stand alone ones - the mall outlets were more consumer-oriented, less hobbies' stuff.
KB Toys and Circus World were in their death throws at the time, too. Circus World might have already died by the 90s, I'm not sure.

On down the list.

On top of that, a lot of the traditional end-cap stores started to struggle, too. Sears was the huge one... Every mall had a Sears. Then.. they didn't. J.C. Penny was another big name end-cap store that started to have problems.
 
Disney had a store? I'm glad that my introduction to it's existence was an article about it's death.

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The only time I've gone into malls was in the mid 2000s because they had the only GameStops in town, and that's where you went to pick up your preorder on midnight. Nowadays I buy everything digital as there's no reason whatsoever to purchase a physical copy of any game ever, console PC or otherwise. Then in the 2010s the only reason to ever enter the mall was because you were super stoned and they had a pretzel maker. You'd show up all high and have a game plan to get in and out with your stoner snack as fast as possible like it was some spec ops mission. The last five years I can't even find the motivation for that.
 
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Man, it's a trillion dollar conglomerate rat, it ain't your grandma's funeral. This read's like a euology to a lost soul, not a fucking hyper capitalist money grubbing franchise.
If only people acted this way when Sharper Image died (yes, it' wasn't an amazing store, but I had tons of fun as a kid seeing the crazy gadgets/toys in there), that Sun Coast movie store (might've been West-Coast only tbh), those "Excalibur" stores that sold suits of Medieval armor and display weapons. There were some gimmicky (but fun) stores back in the day...
Man what the fuck is even left in malls at this point?
Food courts/attached restaurants are still good. Cell phone stores all next to each other, so you can haggle for the best price. When Bose had stores, it was a place I could go to get a free replacement if my headset broke under warranty (happened more often than I'd like to admit). Nicer malls have a pet shop/humane society outpost which are fun to walk through (who doesn't like puppies/kittens frolicking in display windows?). If it's an outdoor mall, they sometimes have Koi ponds, which are fun (I like fishies, sue me). But otherwise? That's about it.
 
This is a big part of it. The Disney Store used to be "premium experience" shopping; very nicely decorated, everyone is super friendly, and you got 1st party quality merchandise that wasn't available in other places.

E-commerce, cheaper production, reliance on character branding instead of quality, gutted most of the reason to have them. Now they're just nicely decorated stores, but that only ever stood out in a mall with relatively boring trappings. It's enough to keep your attention for a few minutes, but not enough to justify buying the homogenized Product inside.
yeah for a while there was a pretty clear divide between "parks-grade merch" and "the rest of the world merch", and Disney Stores was breaking with tradition in offering parks-grade in the outside world
parks had cheaply made shit too, but the ceiling was a lot higher
I recall my mom was mildly butthurt about the idea of cheapening the brand by putting stores everywhere, but she was a Disney attractions nerd going back to the World's Fair that "it's a small world" debuted at so she was pretty justified to have a high horse about that sort of shit
also the Florida ones you could get the Florida resident discount WDW passes and save a fuckload of time compared to getting them on-site
 
Disney fans, especially WOMEN Disney fans, are borderline psychotic when it comes to anything Disney related. A few of my past exs were Disney fanatics. One of them was fucking bonkers about Stitch and went to Florida to work at Disney World while going to college. The other one wanted to get married at Disney World and be dressed up as Belle.
Ex moved to FL to work at a park and goes to Disney "multiple times per week" and apparently hasn't gotten bored. She came from a "disney family" who was friends with another disney family. It was pretty strange seeing them read books about secrets in the disney parks and read disney news. The common thread was all of them were very immature and never seemed pressured to grow up. That or childhood trauma.
 
I’m honestly surprised malls still exist, even if in zombie form. I don’t think I’ve been inside a mall since the late 90s. Even back then I remember thinking the Disney Store was just full of overpriced crap
 
Anyone else remember the '90s Di$ney stores in malls? Teal and pink, film reel-like decoration, big screen in the back with Di$ney animation? Then it was that sparkly blue floor thing with the more modern look.

(not much of a fan of Di$ney, but there's the nostalgia there)

I miss Borders.
I miss bookstores in general.

Part of real life being "cancelled" by tech oversaturation is the end of bookstores.
 
Someone needs to go back in time and kill Walt Disney when he was a kid.

I'm willing to miss out on the cartoons and my avatar, if only to save society as we know it.
 
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