💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[JU 199]

 

[Too Many Crooks]

It's so strange how Kiwi Farms knows Dobbers better than he knows himself. Except for the school bus incident from when he was a kid. Still massively curious about that one.

I'd love to read about that, too.

God and that unfortunate busload of people only know the true extent of Blockor's fury & stupidity.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

That "infographic" is unbelievably shitty, but it serves those people right for hiring Dobbo. Of course they didn't post it; it's an ugly, confusing wall of blah-blah. Enjoy, Patreon patrons!

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Dobson retweeted this.

Dobson. Retweeted this.

 

[ArtiCHOKE]

How can you tell?

They said so.
They basically just comment so other people can see dobbie is a hypocrite and joyless bald bear turd.

Along with the fact I've been commenting some of his tweets without any reaction from him nor got the block. He was in mute-trigger-happy phase back then.

 

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I was literally put on the floor. God this is the best piece of scripting work I've seen to date.

 

[Jared]

Dobson retweeted this.

Dobson. Retweeted this.

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Fuck's sake I think at this point CWC has more self-awareness than this boob

 

[ManOfOlympium]

I'd be more willing to believe him had he not written a set of comics where he acts like a dick to the guy answering his questions about the buttons. Specifically that expression in the last panel.

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To be fair, that's not a bad idea.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Catastrophe-TM]

So I decided to try fixing that patreon picture a little; the colors and that ugly face mainly (I think I made the eyes a little off...):

Looks a little bit better when you actually reference the source Dobson.

 

[Jared]

It's a really awkward pose though, I don't know why he didn't rework that before finishing it

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

So I decided to try fixing that patreon picture a little; the colors and that ugly face mainly (I think I made the eyes a little off...):
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Looks a little bit better when you actually reference the source Dobson.

Fixing the mouth does a lot. Dobson always seems to have this thing where he draws girls super happy. Remember what he did with Vivian?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I'm not saying the art is good, but it's an improvement over most of Dobsons work. The pose is awkward as shit, but at lest is kind of dynamic. The face is fucked and the colors are garish, and her hand situation is terrible. but at least it isn't another lesbian kiss or a Steven Universe thing he banged out in a day. The hair looks terrible though. It looks mangy.

 

[The Colonel]

I mirrored the image so it at least looks like she's holding the Violin right.

 

[The Colonel]

Wait a minute. How many strings are on that thing? Are there 7?! Come on Dobbie, you couldn't look up a violin for reference?

 

[millais]

Wait a minute. How many strings are on that thing? Are there 7?! Come on Dobbie, you couldn't look up a violin for reference?

I initially gave him the benefit of the doubt, thinking that the 8 lines might have represented 4 strings and the 4 shadows cast by the strings, but that is probably giving him too much credit.

 

[K>C]

Why does Dobson love Splatoon so much?

 

[The Colonel]

I wasn't aware he loved anything.

 

[tepid]

Why does Dobson love Splatoon so much?

Because it's a Nintendo game primarily, the fact he gets to play as a squid loli girl is a bonus.

 

[CWCissey]

Why does Dobson love Splatoon so much?

It allows him to play shooters without actually playing a shooter.