US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Meat Target]

You can't do the tough guy act when you just handed the enemy an arsenal and left women, children, and dogs deserted to be tortured and killed

Jen Rubin is furiously flicking her bean right now.

 

[LUNEKO]

I don't think saying to the average american how much the war has costed to them for a war HE began along with his croonies is having the effect he desires

 

[The Last Boyscout]

he's losing his shit, legit...just trailing off in legit anger lmao.

 

[mandatorylurk]

HUMAN SHIELD BEAU ACTIVATE

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

We'll never know the exact death rate of this piss poor performance. I'll estimate it to be about three times the amount of 9/11 as a conservative number.

Edit:

Also is anyone recording this? I'm away from my computer and can't have my Screen capture on.

 

[make_it_so]

Oh, here comes bringing up Beau.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

he's losing his shit, legit...just trailing off in legit anger lmao.

Lol, clam down, Joe.

 

[Sithis]

Joe Biden March 2021: "you don't need assault rifles because you'd need F-15s or nukes to even think about taking on the government" while referring to semi automatic rifles

Joe Biden in August 2021: *leaves actual assault rifles for Taliban despite their conspicuous lack of nukes or F-15s*

Wtf

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Did they just tell him to shut up about Beau? he started talking about him then dropped it midsentence

 

[Blackhole]

"WE WILL CONTINUE TO SEND TRILLIONS TO ISRAEL"

I love Israel and China so so much! They are our greatest allies! Nevermind their horrific crimes against humanity,they're our friends!

 

[Iuz]

OMG, he's trying to pivot to the Trump line about being against the endless war.

Bitch, you spent 8 years overseeing this as VP.

He literally voted for it....

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[Exterminatus]

OMG, he's trying to pivot to the Trump line about being against the endless war.

Bitch, you spent 8 years overseeing this as VP.

Biden voted to go into Afghanistan in 2001 as a US Senator from Delaware, fun times.

U.S. Senate: U.S. Senate Roll Call Votes 107th Congress - 1st Session

Roll Call Vote

www.senate.gov

 

[Feline Supremacist]

HERE WE GO
BEAU
Do not talk about the men and some women who wear the uniform.
You aren't fit to talk about them
You are a mouthpiece
You remind me of Sauron's mouthpiece in the movie
I get Aragorn now

 

[LUNEKO]

"it was a week ago, doesn't matter anymore COME ON MAN"

 

[make_it_so]

Aaaaand no questions.

 

[Zig Zag]

NO QUESTIONS

 

[Rei is shit]

Good thing he remembered his mask! Thought he might answer some questions there for a second.

 

[Vince McMahon]

"It was Trump's fault."

Fuck this geriatric cocksucker.

A tale as old as time: new government blames the old government for fuck ups.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

yea, you guys have an angry puppet for a president lol. I'm reminded of the Sicilian scene from True Romance.

"It ain't no kind of fun, but from me this is as good as it gets. and it's never gonna get better."