US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1432789166375452678

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Joe the Chode.

 

[Meat Target]

They didn't get 120,000 out,

They probably did, juat not Americans or allies. They imported hordes of fighting-age male randos.

 

[TurkishOreo]

"I made the decision to end the war"

Trump literally decided to end the war.

Trump would atleast have a better pullout score. Dude deleted Mary from the family will after all.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I YELL BECAUSE I LIE

 

[ForgedBlades]

At least he seems kind of awake today.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

At least he seems kind of awake today.

Don't be fooled, they hired a necromancer.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1432789990585606155

 

[mandatorylurk]

The angry acting doesn't work when you screw up your teleprompter lines.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

BE GRATEFUL, YOU FUCKS!!!!!

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

The only prayer you're getting from me is a prayer that you stop ruining the country.

 

[Meat Target]

"This operation was a complete success. It's Trump's fault".

 

[LUNEKO]

100'000? i thought it was 200'000, last night i heard a press conference lady saying they evacuated 300'000 people, i wonder what happened to those 400'000 people

 

[Blackhole]

Don't be fooled, they hired a necromancer.

Did they hire Hillary or one of Moloch's henchmen to do it though?

 

[Zig Zag]

Welcome those Afghan allies to your home goy!!!

 

[Ruin]

What an asshole. No one deserves a slow painful death from dementia more than Joe Biden.

 

[gaystoner]

Could have it been better?

Biden: NO

holy fucking shit.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Did they hire Hillary or one of Moloch's henchmen to do it though?

Hilary, of course, there's a pizza shortage doncha know?

 

[make_it_so]

"Imagine if we had started this in the middle of June or July, in the middle of a civil war."

That's why you should've started it way before May 1st you fucking retard!

 

[ForgedBlades]

EVERYTHING HAD CHAAAAAANGED