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[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

I sort of empathize with FTMs

Most of them just thought they could escape misogyny by trooning out. Deep down, they don't want to be men either. They just desperately want to escape the reality of being female by any means.

On the other hand, I couldn't give less of a fuck to porn addicted males.

Most TIMs also transition (at least in part) to escape to the perceived easier side.

 

[fetid_sewer_rat]

I can't tell if trannies would be less into larping about periods if they knew about the reality of period shits.

On one hand, anime girls don't poop and thus real women must not either...

on the other hand, they might start jerking off after eating taco bell and develop a fetish for sugar free gummy bears

sadly I can confirm I've seen at least a handful of TIMs indeed fetishizing period shits (thankful I don't really get them anymore...) and/or claiming they get them.

No Timmy, your grumbling tummy is not caused by a period that you somehow get despite lacking the very organ that controls it.

 

[decaydent]

Do we have enough for a thread on Dan the man the poor abused divorcee?

Rape allegations, y‘all. But they are the bestest roommates. Dani, why would you put that even out there? She told everyone you raped her and now you told twitter - great!

 

[lamp shade]

Rape allegations, y‘all. But they are the bestest roommates. Dani, why would you put that even out there? She told everyone you raped her and now you told twitter - great!

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I’m getting real sick of Daniel’s constant pity party. Just abandon your children and run off to join the other miserable AGPs already.

(but thank you to the farmers who post screen caps, it is interesting to see such a long, drawn out, publicized descent into madness.)

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

I remember the interview of a female detransitioner, Benji, where she spoke about a trans support group she'd been in, that was mostly adult older MTFs and then a couple teenage FTMs, and the MTFs would talk openly about sex etc and apparently there were even 'relationships' between these old ass men and underage FTMs. She said the sessions were routinely completely taken over by the MTFs who ignored the girl's problems since they had 'male privilege' now and trans women have it much harder blah blah blah. One of those MTFs was Morgane Page who also gave the seminar on 'overcoming the cotton ceiling' (= pressuring lesbians to fuck you)

I remember that interview! Or maybe it the article she wrote about it. Anyway, the thing that floored me was when the NB males in the group accused the NB females of “male privilege”. The fuck? How does that work?

When you have the everything-is-about-me-syndrome.

or, and hear me out: you could stop listening into other peoples conversations while jerking it in women’s changing rooms. Then whatever they talk about won’t bother you so much.

Ah, Petrelli's weekly suicide post.

k, bye then

x

He will probably change his mind again in a couple of days. He keeps going back and forth between 'I want surgery, but the transphobic, ableist doctors say I'm too fat' and 'my penis is biologically female and I'm a valid woman without any surgery

Damn, if he’s too fat to get SRS surgery, he must be a fucking whale! Shady surgeons will whip out a scalpel for the most unhealthy person alive faster than they can say “dysphoria”. They’d have to be worried that he’ll die under anesthesia in order to deny surgery because of weight. Also, he’s had plenty of time, why doesn’t he just put down the fork?

 

[Collections Agent]

Did you send him a superlike?

Hey free massages are free massages

 

[Shig O'nella]

There's only a problem that I don't really know how to solve without some minor fighting experience. If you are in bathroom and some troon grabs you from behind, hidden in a stall, that's like trying to escape from a boa constrictor. What the fuck does one do in that scenario?

Rake the side of your foot down their shin hard and stamp on their foot. Do it again if necessary. They'll let go - it hurts like fire and no one ever expects it. Then run like hell, screaming all the while. The more noise you make, the better.

Never, ever, ever attempt to get back in grabbing range to kick them again. Do not go for their eyes - it's instinctive but so's defending eyes. It just gets your arms grabbed and puts you in a worse position. Don't try to kick them in the balls - if you miss you're in trouble and if you connect wrong your ankle is suddenly trapped between their legs and you are going nowhere.

This advice is a very poor second choice to shoving a pistol in their crotch and pulling the trigger, but it does work.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

If only we could find a way to use them as batteries. Hook up a pair of jumper cables to the AmHole and Kevin Gibes could power an aircraft carrier.

I think we’d have to hook them up to his bitch tits. That way there’s room for both clamps, and it can harness the power of kevkev’s delusion that they’re “huge mommy milkers”

 

[Wrapped In Plastic]

I remember that interview! Or maybe it the article she wrote about it. Anyway, the thing that floored me was when the NB males in the group accused the NB females of “male privilege”. The fuck? How does that work?


or, and hear me out: you could stop listening into other peoples conversations while jerking it in women’s changing rooms. Then whatever they talk about won’t bother you so much.


k, bye then


Damn, if he’s too fat to get SRS surgery, he must be a fucking whale! Shady surgeons will whip out a scalpel for the most unhealthy person alive faster than they can say “dysphoria”. They’d have to be worried that he’ll die under anesthesia in order to deny surgery because of weight. Also, he’s had plenty of time, why doesn’t he just put down the fork?

Considering they let Yaniv get a stinkditch and he’s insulin dependent this is surprising. This guy must be deathfat territory.

 

[decaydent]

Oh fgs, if some stranger says they need more context on the rape accusations you answer in DM‘s. Or maybe not at all! What are you even doing at this point. (Sounds very much like generic divorce allegations - not very substantial, not rape assuming what Dani says is what happened. But stop blasting it on twitter for everyone to see!)

Spoiler: Dani complaining about having to house the kids

Spoiler: Grocery shopping is not quality bonding time

 

[hash-slinging slasher]

Are troons crazy because being trans is a mental illness and mental illnesses usually come in groups, or are they crazy because of the hormone treatment?

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Are troons crazy because being trans is a mental illness and mental illnesses usually come in groups, or are they crazy because of the hormone treatment?

Both. Also they usually have other latent mental illness like autism. Literally autism.

 

[its hip to fuck bees]

no it's not. like, hypothetically, what is the worst she could do to them? stealth-dicksuck them all and act smug about it later on? fucking lol

I mean there's a possibility of them getting pregnant, and that'd definitely go against what a hypersexual gay dude would want

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Are troons crazy because being trans is a mental illness and mental illnesses usually come in groups, or are they crazy because of the hormone treatment?

Yes

 

[Secret Messages]

The tranny circlejerk subreddit can be a goldmine. Here's some quality AGP seethe n' cope (archive).
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It's supposed to be a "joke" but as expected the comments are full of musty incels who unironically feel that way.
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This one is my favorite. He so fucking demented he can't bear to see women be friendly with each other. Fundie pastors wish they could be this homophobic.
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not a mental illness by the way.

 

[sneedfeedseed]

You do realize this happens in the US as well, right? In reality, I mean, not on whatever rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty forum you spend your time masturbating in. And even if you avoid prosecution (which relies on location/luck) you will still get your ass hammered in a civil suit.

Stop pretending America doesn't suck as well and go back to refreshing the GoFundMe you set up to afford your insulin this month.


I am literally angry that this guy thinks he looks like anything but a creepy middle-aged male coomer. You could land a medium-sized aircraft on that jaw.

Also, those are not the nails of a person who does any housework, so probably his wife is doing it all. Funny how their desire to be 'real women' never extends to doing any unpaid domestic labor.

His poor children. I hope his wife can get them away and make a clean break.

When he started trooning out his wife divorced him and took the kids.
She also contracted a lawyer to take his possessions on the grounds that he coomed to towels close to his kids and was trying to turn them gay (malign influences according to her). So he opened a gofundme to be able to pay a lawyer to not lose everything, and is now on a 41% trajectory.

(He used his real name on his gofundme)

 

[Surfin Terf]

Allow me to introduce you to Stinky who has a thread here. She’s a pedophile, zoophile who fucked a dog and now is a transman. There’s some degenerate FTMs out there that are just as coombrained and fucked up as their male counterparts, they’re just not as common as your average HER app troonbian.

I don't have a list or anything, but it seems to me that there are a few AAP TiFs whose ideal male body is a fat, hairy guy with bad hygiene. I don't mean that in a snide way, I mean that they quite literally fetishize the idea of being a fat, hairy guy with bad hygiene. Maybe somehow their disgust and attraction wires got crossed, or maybe they view that sort of freedom from any sort of expectation of femininity to be fascinating. I'm not sure, but I think it's probably both.

And that got me wondering, is there a male equivalent to these nasty TiFs? We have plenty of fat, ugly TiMs with bad hygiene, but that seems to be more of an unintended fact of life for them than a transition goal, they usually try to portray themselves as a woman with at least some degree of conventional beauty. So my first thought was: No.

Then I thought about it more and I realized that there is a part of the TiM community that I do think matches the nasty TiFs, but they don't want to be gross women. My theory is that some girls/women are disgusted by gross fat men while simultaneously being in awe of their liberation from the societal expectations that they feel bound by as girls/women; they emulate these men to the point of transitioning. In the same way some boys/men are disgusted by the gross, uncanny parodies of womenhood that are trannies, but are simultaneously in awe of how they flaunt the societal expectations that they feel bound by as boys/men. These aren't exactly AGPs, but they are similar. I suspect that this sort of thing is part of the GAMP to tranny pipeline, but also that many of the grossest, most low-effort TiM might also fit into this category.

This is all hypothesis, but I think that it really deserves to be examined in a more rigorous way by people more qualified than I.

 

[fetid_sewer_rat]

I hope every trans widow divorcing a TIM takes the kids, the dog, the house, and throws him out on the street to seek shelter under his cumrags

 

[Mal0]

I hope every trans widow divorcing a TIM takes the kids, the dog, the house, and throws him out on the street to seek shelter under his cumrags

And have them go to women's shelters instead? We all know that's where they would go

 

[remiem]

Rape allegations, y‘all. But they are the bestest roommates. Dani, why would you put that even out there? She told everyone you raped her and now you told twitter - great!

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As much as I think this person is totally insane the wife in this situation doesn't seem to have all her marbles either. Both the people in this situation seem to suck.

The people I feel worst for are the kids because if they weren't fucked from being genetically related to these two 'winners', they're very much on the road to being so now.