US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[tehpope]

Now he's quoting the bible. issiah

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Help me out here, does ISIS even hold territory anymore?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

What do they need? A competent leader that doesn't have dementia

I'd say it and take the courtmartial

 

[Sithis]

Corn Pop might wanna be careful invoking the name of the Lord so much, He's already been throwing some bolts and He is not happy.

 

[X Pac Heat]

Fucking Bible quotes?

Fuck this guy.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

I just tuned in. Was he taking a nap?????????????????????????????

 

[mandatorylurk]

what the fuck after the moment he looks at his phone or something then really powers down.

 

[X Prime]

I did.

I'd like a link to the archive of that Vice tweet. It is a huge oof.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

He looks like he didn't realize where he was once he opened his eyes after that "moment of silence."

 

[TaimuRadiu]

The most important Bible verses are those that involve killing your kids for goatfuckers.

 

[Overly Serious]

A minute of silence? Really?

Oh, not really - that was about 10 seconds.

 

[ForgedBlades]

"Joe we need a plan to get our people safe!"

"I'm working on it!"

I WANT EVERYONE IN ISIS, OFF. THE. AIRPORT.

 

[Dona Morte]

THE HEAVY BREATHING.
You guys remember how much they SHIT on Trump blowing through his nose?

 

[X Pac Heat]

Did he just glitch there?

 

[draggs]

"I was instructed to call on"

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Joe's scared of the White House lightning, that's why he's quoting the Bible.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I just tuned in. Was he taking a nap?????????????????????????????

Nah, he was in a fetal position sucking on his thumb and shitting his diaper.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

"They gave me a list"
...w-was he supposed to disclose that?

 

[Quixotic Man]

"Instructed to call on"

 

[X Pac Heat]

HE WAS INSTRUCTED TO CALL ON!?!?!

Puppet