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CoomerCouch v2.69 said:
He was reading a Returnal debuff that was "-75% Weapon Damage when stationary". A normal fucking person would either say "75% less damage when stationary", "75% damage reduction when stationary", or "minus 75% weapon damage when stationary".

This absolute mong said "stationary nigger, uh WHEN STATIONARY NEGATIVE 75% WEAPON DAMAGE! That's uh, that's NOT GOOD!" then did his eyes darting thing.

Edit: Got ninja'd by Tsolias. What he said.
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MAH FUCKING SIDES!

Pretty Boy Extremism said:
You'd also think that they'd like one of the main themes of Fight Club which is its anti-consumerist message and critique of consumerist society. I mean neither the movie nor the book are particularly subtle about that theme. Those faggots bend over backwards to write critiques where they argue that Antigone is about how we should slice kid's dicks off but Fight Club's anti-consumerist theme somehow eludes them lmao

No, that's the pignotized narrative that he's trying to push. He has been departnered long before the stationary negger incident. The stationary negger incident for which he got banned (which was overturned in a few hours btw) was the last straw for him when it comes to leaving Twitch for YT. According to Phil, the reason Twitch gave him for taking away partnership was "hateful slurs", he then took the stationary negger incident and pignotized people into thinking that's why he got falsely departnered, when that is chronologically impossible.
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Guess Phil’s constant tips begging bit him in the ass. Twitch doesn’t make as much money on him, and trolls constantly reporting him for imagined or real infractions all add up.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
No, that's the pignotized narrative that he's trying to push. He has been departnered long before the stationary negger incident. The stationary negger incident for which he got banned (which was overturned in a few hours btw) was the last straw for him when it comes to leaving Twitch for YT. According to Phil, the reason Twitch gave him for taking away partnership was "hateful slurs", he then took the stationary negger incident and pignotized people into thinking that's why he got falsely departnered, when that is chronologically impossible.
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I would wager that Twitch finally investigated Phil's Youtube history (or his Twitter history) and they found so many examples (even if they are old) that they kicked him out of the partnership. The question would be if Phil will ever be allowed back into their programs. I would wager he might get back into affiliate (and the time limit for this runs out in October this year so I am expecting a "Return to Twitch arc" coming soon into your trusty KF movie theater). If not then it might mean that Twitch has changed so much that they are cracking down on bullshit. I bet he can thank the uber thots for that. I mean think about it: first a few thots did hot tubs then they ovderdid it and Twitch finally cracks their whip. Then we have the overdrive in ASMR and Twtich cracks the whip again. Now more and more lolcows get das boot up their ass so I imagine that Twitch stays like this for a while. Not to mention if it is true that Twitch shows partner applicants a Google search of them I imagine Phil stammering "Dood...that is all slander! Those fuckhead trolls are fucking lying"
 
Jasper2K said:
I could be wrong. But cats just don't get better from UTI do they? Phil couldn't possibly be making shit up could he?
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They can get better, but they can also go downhill super fast without treatment, especially if it's a male cat. The general advice to cat owners is that if the cat isn't peeing where it should, it might not be able to pee normally due to a blockage, which can trigger kidney failure. If they can't pee it's kind of like kidney/bladder stones, which is no fun for anyone.

/catfag
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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Man he is trying so hard for positive Twitter replies lately.
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I don't necessarily disagree with him here but for him to call anyone a "sheltered snowflake" is the pot calling the kettle black. Come on Phil, your entire extistance is sheltered, and you have the thinnest skin in the business. You can't even sit on your ass without complaining about it being too hot and feigning distress over the tiniest inconveniences.
 
All this "military" gear Phil is acquiring recently has me thinking of my favorite movie.

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Philip "Swollen Valor" Burnell.

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Awesome movie, check it out.
 
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So this might be a bit long but I watched Phil fly over Seattle and his house, and it was really disturbing.
Phil clearly had no idea what was in Seattle. The only thing he recognized was the space needle, which anyone could recognize. Phil was trying to find the science center, he flew directly over it because it is located under the space needle. Phil flew over Climate Change arena, where the Kraken of the NHL will play, didn’t recognize it either. Phil searched in vain for the stadiums that the Seahawks and Mariners play in, but he was searching the wrong area, both of those are on the south side of Seattle in Sodo. It is very clear that Phil has never explored Seattle in his 7+ years he has lived here.
Also, he did not fly over his home whatsoever. Perhaps that was intentional? Phil flew over Tukwila, not Renton. He had no idea at what he was pointing at and saying, “oh look!!”. The only thing he pointed out correctly was the south center mall, which has been renamed to The Commons or something.
Phil was wrong about other things too, the indoor skydiving place is not blue, it is a red building. That is what he crashed into at the end of his stream, not a Wendy’s.
I think that Phil had no idea what he was talking about or doing on the stream but was trying to convince the children who watched that he is a mature, robust adult that knew the Renton/Tukwila area well, but to a real native, he clearly never leaves his home and does not know anything despite living here 7+ years.
 
PyroAlert said:
So this might be a bit long but I watched Phil fly over Seattle and his house, and it was really disturbing.
Phil clearly had no idea what was in Seattle. The only thing he recognized was the space needle, which anyone could recognize. Phil was trying to find the science center, he flew directly over it because it is located under the space needle. Phil flew over Climate Change arena, where the Kraken of the NHL will play, didn’t recognize it either. Phil searched in vain for the stadiums that the Seahawks and Mariners play in, but he was searching the wrong area, both of those are on the south side of Seattle in Sodo. It is very clear that Phil has never explored Seattle in his 7+ years he has lived here.
Also, he did not fly over his home whatsoever. Perhaps that was intentional? Phil flew over Tukwila, not Renton. He had no idea at what he was pointing at and saying, “oh look!!”. The only thing he pointed out correctly was the south center mall, which has been renamed to The Commons or something.
Phil was wrong about other things too, the indoor skydiving place is not blue, it is a red building. That is what he crashed into at the end of his stream, not a Wendy’s.
I think that Phil had no idea what he was talking about or doing on the stream but was trying to convince the children who watched that he is a mature, robust adult that knew the Renton/Tukwila area well, but to a real native, he clearly never leaves his home and does not know anything despite living here 7+ years.
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But dood, he and Leanna went on a staycation in Seattle!

You know, the one where it seems that all they did was eat at restaurants and watch TV in their hotel room.
 
kamekmagik said:
I wish that every single person that DSP tries to dunk on just responded asking "aren't you the guy that jacked off in front of thousands of children?". Every single one, no matter what topic they tweeted about
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What's tragic is that that probably still wouldn't stop Philroach from continuing to clout-chase.
BT9494 said:
You know, the one where it seems that all they did was eat at restaurants and watch TV in their hotel room.
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It's so bizarre the way in which Philroach goes about being a lazy fuck who doesn't do shit. He went somewhere, not very far, but he went there, and did nothing. I don't know what all there is to do in Seattle, but you can bet your ass I would be LOOKING for stuff.

The real kicker, though, is that Philroach clearly LOVES fast food, but can you picture him actively heading out to other states to try the places Connecticut and Washington don't have? He has never had In-N-Out, because he has never been to any of the states where you can find one. Can you see him doing anything to rectify that?

It's like he didn't even GO to Seattle to eat fast food. It's just the only thing he felt like doing when he went there, and went there just because he needed something to film for his vlogs, I guess.
 
PyroAlert said:
So this might be a bit long but I watched Phil fly over Seattle and his house, and it was really disturbing.
Phil clearly had no idea what was in Seattle. The only thing he recognized was the space needle, which anyone could recognize. Phil was trying to find the science center, he flew directly over it because it is located under the space needle. Phil flew over Climate Change arena, where the Kraken of the NHL will play, didn’t recognize it either. Phil searched in vain for the stadiums that the Seahawks and Mariners play in, but he was searching the wrong area, both of those are on the south side of Seattle in Sodo. It is very clear that Phil has never explored Seattle in his 7+ years he has lived here.
Also, he did not fly over his home whatsoever. Perhaps that was intentional? Phil flew over Tukwila, not Renton. He had no idea at what he was pointing at and saying, “oh look!!”. The only thing he pointed out correctly was the south center mall, which has been renamed to The Commons or something.
Phil was wrong about other things too, the indoor skydiving place is not blue, it is a red building. That is what he crashed into at the end of his stream, not a Wendy’s.
I think that Phil had no idea what he was talking about or doing on the stream but was trying to convince the children who watched that he is a mature, robust adult that knew the Renton/Tukwila area well, but to a real native, he clearly never leaves his home and does not know anything despite living here 7+ years.
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As it was said before, Phil went to Seattle because he thought Washington had lower taxes...
 
tripmix said:
Will Phil memory hole or forget the lie that Jasper was not feeling good like his 10 year plan lie and respond to a tip asking how jaspers getting on with:

"Jaspers been fine, what are you talking about?....oh the tract infection? Yeah um that was a million years ago"
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Philroach is so fucking sensitive to even the slightest bit of shade that regardless of the truth, any accusations of him being shit at taking care of a pet are going to tilt him because even with Jasper being fine, he IS shit at it. And he knows it. His emotions are too powerful for him to stop and think about the fact that everything was made up to begin with and therefore it shouldn't matter.

So if the inquiry gets phrased in a way that suggests anything negative about him, there won't be any memory-holing. Retconning? Yeah. He doesn't bother to remember his lies on the best of days. But he'll rant about the person being a shit head like the fat toddler that he is.
 
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