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PieceofShet said:
He just said youtube never payed him on the 21th... wtf?
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
"I'm in a bad way the Youtube payment is still pending. I NEED THAT MONEY!"
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
He's already planning the next begathon.
Can't wait for people to be banned for asking horrendously toxic questions such as "Is it okay for you to be late on it this time?"
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The money will go into his account literally tomorrow. Most bank payments don't process on Sundays. They will be processed first thing Monday morning. He's bullshitting again.
 
DeeTracktor said:
Here is Phil, knocking a dying cat off a chair with his fat arse, and then claiming it was static shock

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What the fuck? Does he think that he is some sort of electric pokemon that shocked Jasper with static when he got close? This man sanity is deteriorating. What really happened is that Phil dropped his ass on the chair as if he was falling down on it rather than slowly descend and that caused the chair to move and Jasper almost fell, this is one of the things that make me laugh so much about Phil,the deflections and excuses are IMMEDIATE, it doesn't even take him 1 seconds to lie and say "not my fault dood I'm charged with static like a pikachu!! That's why Jasper almost fell of the chair,nothing I could do!!"
 
his outlook on games is so childish and bi-polar. On one hand he's a 40 year old stuck in that teenager console war mindset cause little jimmy's mom won't buy him more than one console where only AAA games matter and if "altapepul" aren't talking about it, it must suck and he can't fathom that people could like halo AND Call of Duty but then he shits on things that are popular like FortNite, SFV and TLOU2.

Like he doesn't get the point of a Fatal Frame 3 remaster and if it sells well the series will be revived or that people would actually want to play Psychonauts 2 since no one is talking about Schafer.
 
Funko Pops NFT collector said:
What the fuck? Does he think that he is some sort of electric pokemon that shocked Jasper with static when he got close? This man sanity is deteriorating. What really happened is that Phil dropped his ass on the chair as if he was falling down on it rather than slowly descend and that caused the chair to move and Jasper almost fell, this is one of the things that make me laugh so much about Phil,the deflections and excuses are IMMEDIATE, it doesn't even take him 1 seconds to lie and say "not my fault dood I'm charged with static like a pikachu!! That's why Jasper almost fell of the chair,nothing I could do!!"
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Either Phil is an Electric Pigroach fuelled by microwaved burritos, or Phil knock his cat off the chair when he sat down
 
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The money will go into his account literally tomorrow. Most bank payments don't process on Sundays. They will be processed first thing Monday morning. He's bullshitting again.
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Thought one of our resident tubers here said they got paid Friday.
 
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EDIT. "Alright. Time to ban this idiot. I knew it was a matter of time cause he was a complete morahn." *burp*
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DSP just said that "seattle air has healed his back" is a silly meme from 7 years ago.

He said he didnt do any physical for the first 3 years he moved and his back pain healed. He was only joked that seattle air healed him... and he was never serious.

BTW, he stopped the gameplay and talking to the camera for minutes now.

EDIT: Whos gonna be the first who link the clip where he talks about seattle air healing his back? Lets see if he was really joking about. I couldnt find, but again, I only did 2 minutes research.
 
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do you know how I know that he hasn't ever went to the gym?
if you ever been in any gym you had once in your visits someone to teach you how to pick up weights.
he said he did bodybuilding.
there's no way anyone going to the gym at least a month, not knowing how to pick weights.
I'm not even talking about reaching the more advanced exercises like squats and dead lifts, because that's where you 100% learn how to pick weights and how to position your back so you don't get hurt.
 
Now he is rewriting history again,apparently when he said the Seattle hair fixed his back problems he OBVIHASLY meant it as a joke and nudniks on the internet took it seriously, Phil literally has no sense of humor due to being in a constant state of butt hurt and being autistic, he is unable to joke and when he does its extremely obvious(and unfunny) like when he went to receive the xbox package and said there were elephants at the door. Also you have already lied before Phil,you said that your back was fucked up and fixed many times depending on what's convenient at the moment and you also changed stories on how it happened (first it happened out of nowhere over a long period of time and another time it happened when you were playing football with the bois), he is so insecure about being called out on his retarded lies.

"THSE PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID,CAUSE THEY ARE STOOPID THEY CREATED A MEME CAUSE THEY ARE IDIOTS AND IT SHOWS HOW STUPID IDIOTS THEY ARE THEY THINK ITS REAL CAUSE THEY ARE THAT DUMB" this is the only argument he is making,saying stupid or idiot every 3 or 4 words.
 
He wasn't joking. At the time everyone was making fun of him for being a retard and going in to debt to move across the country and he was using that as one the pahsitive things that came from the move.
 
So, this YouTube payment thing. How exactly does it work? In my country, payments have to clear before a weekend if the due date falls on a weekend. I doubt YouTube are withholding payment for some reason. I'm guessing it's just going to clear on Monday, or he's lying.
 
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Poo Twister said:
So, this YouTube payment thing. How exactly does it work? In my country, payments have to clear before a weekend if the due date falls on a weekend. I doubt YouTube are withholding payment for some reason. I'm guessing it's just going to clear on Monday, or he's lying.
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It varies, tbh, but there are only two options for when it would be cleared. Either Friday/Saturday or Monday. So he's either gotten paid or will get paid tomorrow. This hand-wringing he's apparently doing is, yet again, bullshit, and he knows it. But he needs a victim narrative because he can't face the fact that he's an incompetent moron who should be living on easy street but isn't because of his own failings.
 
Poo Twister said:
So, this YouTube payment thing. How exactly does it work? In my country, payments have to clear before a weekend if the due date falls on a weekend. I doubt YouTube are withholding payment for some reason. I'm guessing it's just going to clear on Monday, or he's lying.
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I imagine it depends on how nice the AP department at YT wants to be. A real job direct deposits up to two days before payday. This kinda of thing isn't a normal people problem.

For a site that is Kafkaesque in how it treats users, I assume they just pay on Monday, the least useful timeframe for someone living paycheck to paypig.
 
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It varies, tbh, but there are only two options for when it would be cleared. Either Friday/Saturday or Monday. So he's either gotten paid or will get paid tomorrow. This hand-wringing he's apparently doing is, yet again, bullshit, and he knows it. But he needs a victim narrative because he can't face the fact that he's an incompetent moron who should be living on easy street but isn't because of his own failings.
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Speaking of his victim narrative, this year is the 20th anniversary of 9/11. I can't wait to see his prestream that day and find out how the whole thing was about him.

Rest in peace Phil Burnell (Lived through 9/11)
 
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