US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Compositesludge]

How does the ASL translator translate "uhaahhhhahhuhaaaahhhh"

 

[Collections Agent]

Imagine being an American in hiding in Afghanistan and tuning it to see the president mumbling about the weather

 

[Michael Wade]

"would have been painful either way!" " just a fact!" fuck off.

 

[Billy Beer]

"I have a plan for getting the americans out"

"I'm going to phone Boris Johnson"

 

[In Memoriam]

I enjoy schadenfreude as much as the next guy but this is supposed to be the leader of the free world so it just makes me feel sad. And nervous

 

[gaystoner]

>It wouldnt have matter when it started

he did not just say that lmfao

 

[Dona Morte]

Jesus poor people there.
He is preparing us for HORROR isn't he?

 

[The Last Boyscout]

lmfao...he's really gonna say that there was no other way, after a lot of news outlets slammed him about Bagram airfield just being abandoned?!? oh this will go well!!

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I really wish Corn Pop were here right now.

Oh my god we don't care about Afghanis completing paperwork!?!??!

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Americans in Afghanistan? You’re doomed. We’ll be watching you die on live tv, so says the *President.

 

[Scale Smerch]

LMAO and now he's not even trying to cover up the clusterfuck, "it's difficult, people die, stop worrying about it"

Whichever advisor thinks that's going to sell has another thing coming.

 

[Michael Wade]

He is having serious problems with names.

 

[Collections Agent]

The comparison between the Trump Rally and......this..... Is horrifying

 

[Enig]

Oh my fucking god the sheer word stumbling going on, this guy is resilient to even the best meth now.

 

[Michael Wade]

10 min mark.

 

[Dona Morte]

You know what I HAVE to say it.
I am NOT ashamed of America.
I am ASHAMED of Biden and this administration.
They will NOT make me ashamed of America.
NEVER.

 

[Collections Agent]

LMAO and now he's not even trying to cover up the clusterfuck, "it's difficult, people die, stop worrying about it"

Whichever advisor thinks that's going to sell has another thing coming.

Jesus christ

 

[Michael Wade]

He's squinting his eyes so dam hard.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

holy fuck this is bad

 

[mandatorylurk]

can they just move the teleprompter to his right side for one speech instead of him laser focused on his left?