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Jasper trying to take a shit on the paper plate his father was planning to put his breakfast microwave burrito on. Hard times in the Burnell household.
 
the line app rant makes it pretty obvious the wwe account is his. The only time I have ever used line or seen people use line is through mobile games. He obviously uses it for wwe champions. This game i played called kingdoms at war, I have seen line chat groups filled with like 300 people just for this mobile game.
 
The symptoms of a urinary tract infection started up just last night? A vet decided to take in Jasper because this an emergency? Is Phil lying again?
 
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I'm sure these vets bills will no doubt spiral into the thousands, piggies better get their wallets ready for #saveduhcat

I feel sorry for Jasper though, poor bastard ended up with the two most innatentive mongoloids as his owners and living in shit / amusing himself while Phil waddles from office to kitchen to office and Kat appears for a few hours between work and 'work'.
 
Jasper has dick gout. Not ideal. If only there were a way to stop cats giving themselves blow jobs so they can heal...

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UaineRunei said:
According to Phil, there's no vets working until September in the United States. They're all booked.

Edit: Nevermind, he retconned it already. Said that Jasper will go to the vet on tuesday.
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The ''vet'' will charge Phil more for the emergency appointment...

My guess is he needs to raise $1500 some time soon...again...
 
K, so just to be clear--the last two pages can be summed as: "Jasper needs to go to the vet and get some antibiotics, which are cheap as fuck. This is what Phil is pretending is a national emergency and cause for several days of mourning". Is that about right?
 
Azuma Ninja said:
Jasper trying to take a shit on the paper plate his father was planning to put his breakfast microwave burrito on. Hard times in the Burnell household.
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Microwaved Burrito is Mexican cuisine, you imbecile! El Burrito de Microonda! It's best served on a paper plate and with fresh cat piss. Placas de Papel con Orina de Gato!
 
1) How does piggy knows the vet have had full up over the past six months?

2) Blaming bad pet owners for 1), but Phil, aren't you included in the first bullet also?

3) Clean your cats fucking litter box you dumbo
 
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K, so just to be clear--the last two pages can be summed as: "Jasper needs to go to the vet and get some antibiotics, which are cheap as fuck. This is what Phil is pretending is a national emergency and cause for several days of mourning". Is that about right?
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Yep, except he's finishing his speech saying that it's not an emergency. So, I don't know what the fuck is this segment.
 
DSP is acting like Jasper is dying, but every vet is packed so instead of maybe trying another town or area vet he has to wait until his next day off which is Tuesday. Quick reminder he makes his own schedule. :roll:
 
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K, so just to be clear--the last two pages can be summed as: "Jasper needs to go to the vet and get some antibiotics, which are cheap as fuck. This is what Phil is pretending is a national emergency and cause for several days of mourning". Is that about right?
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Clearly you're not a machoor adult who deals with insane things like vets, appointments, going to the appointments, taking him in, waiting to pick him up, picking him up, giving him the medication. And the bills. Dood, you don't even know how expensive it is because its a buyers market for vets right now.

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Yep, except he's finishing his speech saying that it's not an emergency. So, I don't know what the fuck is this segment.
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Nothing else happens in Phil's life so any minor thing is made into a mountain.
 
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The symptoms of a urinary tract infection started up just last night? A doctor decided to take an imergancy for Phil because of this? Is Phil lying again?
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He has never seen these symptoms before. Except for a month ago, where he took him to the vet, without mentioning it.

Sounds good?
 
Man, it just sucks that every time DSP is finally doing well SOMETHING comes up and fucks it all up. Don't worry though, after this one last thing, he'll finally be on track again and won't have to beg for money anymore.
 
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K, so just to be clear--the last two pages can be summed as: "Jasper needs to go to the vet and get some antibiotics, which are cheap as fuck. This is what Phil is pretending is a national emergency and cause for several days of mourning". Is that about right?
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Yes and my take is also that his whole house is gross as his "office", and him and his wife aren't cleaning the shitbox regularly.

I've had a cat for 13 years(RIP) and never had this issue and the worst it has been was I didn't clean the box for 3 days. Phil has two boxes around the house and Jasper still is choosing to take a shit where he pleases. Now that's a bit much.
 
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