The Talibans took the Farms too

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Monika H.

Monika H.

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Dear Leader has converted to jihad too, share your thoughts here.
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ٱللَّٰهُ أَكْبَرُ,

Finally KF embraces Islam and our prophet Muhammad pbuh.
 
Peace be upon you my brothers, this is a momentous day. First thing first, we must put the beauty parlor into Burqas lest their feminine wiles lead us to temptation and lust.
 
Imshalla brothers, hackt eh hands of the thieves, bury thy woman with thy rocks.
 
I'm fine with this because there is no God but Allah, but won't this put a real dent in our standing with ISIS? I still talk to a lot of those guys and I really don't want the drama.
 
Welcome to the Islamic Emirates Of Kiwi Farms. I hope to see a paradigm shift happen to those that criticize this site.

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My thoughts are

ALLAHU ACKBAR
ALLAHU ACKBAR

MAY THE STONES AND TREES CRY OUT, 'OH FAITHFUL, THE JEWS AND POLYTHEISTS ARE SEEKING REFUGE BEHIND US, MUJAHIDEEN COME FORTH AND SLAY THEM INSHALLAH.' MAY THEIR WIVES BE RAPED BY DOGS AND THEIR CHILDREN BROUGHT TO THE ONE TRUE FAITH INSHALLAH

ALLAHU ACKBAR
ALLAHU ACKBAR

HAIL THE AYATOLLAH OF FEEDEROLLAH, NOOL
 
أَشْهَدُ أَنْ لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ وَأَشْهَدُ أَنَّ مُحَمَّدًا رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ
 
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