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Phil: "Rocky Rambo did a superchat and said some kinda song lyric. I don't know what it is but thank you for the superchat. Huhuhu. I have no idea."
(he really said that)

Also more superchats.
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I find this interesting. Same guy? Someone reading the farms or just some regular who remembers Phil's "great answers".
Whatever the truth is, Phil's life is a meme.
 
This. Let's stop with random "DSP's moved his mom in with him" theories, we have no evidence for it other than a tick which is more likely explained by DSP's arrested development and weird relationship with his wife. These are the sort of theories that DSP loves and I wouldn't be surprised if within a day or two he's like "fufufu, you know what those morons on Kiwi farms are saying now? That I moved my mom in with me. What idiots!" (and then like JTLEL will take that as a conformation).
I fully welcome dsp addressing this conspiracy, even if its not true. I'd like to hear him explain how this theory just came out of thin air while ignoring that he has repeatedly called his wife mom.
 
Why is he playing through ghost again? I know dlc came out, but that doesn't warrant a whole playthrough.

now I would understand if he wasn't a brain-dead neanderthal and did it in Kurosawa mode, no UI and in Japanese but...

how else can he milk something that's should take one day stream into a month-long playthrough that by the time he gets to the expansions content people's interest in watching him play will have long pasted, even ironic interest.

Also, what is with this hate boner for TLOU2? I kinda figure it's, he's a twitter clout chasing blue check. Like the desperate tweetards who need validation but also some hill to die on so while the rest of the world moved on they're still defending Ghostbusters 2016, The last jedi and MOTU against literally no one. His hill is TLOU2..which he hates until he doesn't

OR Abby, who wasn't the most femine of female antagonists, seeing her made him feel a sensation, like seeing john rambo's feet but she can be mistaken for a man phil is running from those deep seeded feelings by shitting on a game no one really cares about anymore.
 
I fully welcome dsp addressing this conspiracy, even if its not true. I'd like to hear him explain how this theory just came out of thin air while ignoring that he has repeatedly called his wife mom.
Why hand him more BS that he can point to and say "See, they just make stuff up and then it's true! All of the stuff they say is like this!"
 
Why hand him more BS that he can point to and say "See, they just make stuff up and then it's true! All of the stuff they say is like this!"
Phil is the one who keeps saying his mom cooked his dinner. He can't really say anything about this topic without addressing that.

I mean it would look better if his mom was really living with him than if he just repeatedly calls his wife mom.
 
Wow gais he's playing that retro game that's such a blast from the past that looked good for it's time...of 2020....ghost of tsushima.

Also he STILL doesn't know the base game got a PS5 enhanced treatment well before this version came out...
 
Phil is the one who keeps saying his mom cooked his dinner. He can't really say anything about this topic without addressing that.

I mean it would look better if his mom was really living with him than if he just repeatedly calls his wife mom.
It could be seen as Phil taking care of his ailing mother, which would be the first nice thing Phil has done in the past 15 years.
 
I'm just watching through DSP's bitching about not being able to keep the license to a game share game. This dude is such an entitled fuck for thinking that he should just get GoS because his wife game shared it with him once. Like, what the fuck is this nonsense 20+ minute long rant about how Sony made things "convoluted".

Also it's pretty crazy that he sometimes makes Khet pay for the games he plays, double dipping scam artist, it's not good enough he makes hundreds to thousands of dollars for a playthrough, he also needs to make his fucking wife pay for it. Yeeesh. Gonna put this out there: Khet isn't getting side-dick, she isn't waiting for something better to come along, she's being groomed and manipulated into submission. Some girls have weak wills and this is doubly true for those with rough family backgrounds looking for any escape. Who knows what other liberties DSP is taking with her money while likely crying poor to her so he can spend on WWE Champions.

Edit: GoT was peak vest streak, and even still making 200+ a day he still couldn't buy GoT for himself and Kat to play, instead he made her buy it. What a great husband, real winner she got there.
 
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This. Let's stop with random "DSP's moved his mom in with him" theories, we have no evidence for it other than a tick which is more likely explained by DSP's arrested development and weird relationship with his wife. These are the sort of theories that DSP loves and I wouldn't be surprised if within a day or two he's like "fufufu, you know what those morons on Kiwi farms are saying now? That I moved my mom in with me. What idiots!" (and then like JTLEL will take that as a conformation).
Phil would do this even if his Mom was living with him, though. He'd find some semantic to justify anything.

Every time Phil refers to someone as stupid, morahn, idiot, etc... there's at least a kernel of truth in what the "detractor" said.
 
This whole Phil calling Kat “mom” meme keeps reminding me of one of my favorite lines from Randall in the original Clerks:

“People say random shit all the time during sex. One time I called this girl ‘mom’…”
 
Talking about Ghost of Thrones being 20 hours long so about 6-7 streams he says. You got to be fucking kidding me. This man is not a "gamer", this is fuckin' boomer grandpa status who discovered videogames this year.
 
Phil would do this even if his Mom was living with him, though. He'd find some semantic to justify anything.

Every time Phil refers to someone as stupid, morahn, idiot, etc... there's at least a kernel of truth in what the "detractor" said.
Well yeah, DSP lies, but that doesn't mean his mom is living with him. If anything he would brag about what a good guy he is for letting her live there, it wouldn't be some secret.
 
Gonna put this out there: Khet isn't getting side-dick, she isn't waiting for something better to come along, she's being groomed and manipulated into submission. Some girls have weak wills and this is doubly true for those with rough family backgrounds looking for any escape.
I still stand by my theory that Kat is on the spectrum and emotionally stunted due to past trauma. I don't believe she even is interested in, or thinks she is capable of, finding a better man than Phil.

It wouldn't be hard, but for some people it's just easier to accept your lot.

Edit: Phil just revealed that he's flying to Argentina next in Microsoft Flight Sim! Die Führer makes his escape!
 
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