DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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If you look at the banlist, “masturbation” is mentioned numerous times.

So many times in fact, that it’s obvious that this incident really fucked with him.

(Being laughed at by a few wheelchairs who give him money is one thing. Being the laughingstock of the entire internet and being known as “the guy” is more than Phil’s narcissism can handle.)

So here is my dream scenario for DSP: Slow decline financially, until he actually starts having problems payings his bills for real.

Forcing Phil to start an Onlyfans. Occasionally with Khat.

But mostly by himself.

Sitting full of selfloathing and lazily fapping away, while weird, gay bear fans and trolls throw pennies at him.

“If we reach the tip goal tonight, I’ll do a show while wearing the vest!”
 
Pandalee’s Tits said:
What stage of grief am I in if I think OIC is Phil?

Because I don’t think anyone this retarded would exist. He gave Phil hats and is paying him to put them on. If OIC is a real person, it is likely wearing high heels and a helmet.
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The only problem is where Phil is getting the money to tip himself? I tried to apply your theory and my brain collapses a bit.

I don't think cognitive dissonance is one of the stages...
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
The head of barstool sports does a pizza review where he goes across the country and reviews different pizza places to give his takes on the pizza. This sped wants Phil to do it as well. The problem with that is the head of barstool is charismatic, liked, and knows how to make entertaining content. Phil would be an absolute disaster of it and would butcher it so bad he might actually get trolled by stoolies for a bit if he tried it.


One bite, everyone knows the rules
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Plus Portnoy makes a fuck ton of money to be able to jetset around.
 
Camo hat.

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