US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

He's starting. It sounds very generic so far.

 

[soy_king]

I don't think they know yet. This must be a nightmare. I'm definitely not at all happy with anything, I can't imagine what internals are looking like.



She clarified this on Twitter:

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How is that a clarification? She's admitting to moderating her dress style so that she doesn't get stoned and raped by the Taliban.

 

[Pepsi Max Respecter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHM_1YOXpg4 speaking now

 

[Quixotic Man]

Mission Accomplished boys! Now lets go home.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

That Hearing impaired lady can't be doing real sign language.

 

[Absolutego]

"I want to tell you what steps we are taking, but first let me begin ass-covering"

Promising start, that.

 

[Hüftpriester]

The adrenochrome isn't working fam...

 

[SleepyNibba]

Betting he announces we going back in to fight the taliban again.

 

[Hackallier]

He's slurring real bad.

 

[Michael Wade]

AND WHO DESTROYED ISIS JOE?

 

[Merry]

Bin Laden was in Pakistan not Afghanistan you fucking retard
Oh and it's not nation building, never mind that 2 Trillion free dollars to them

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

He is now talking about Somalia.

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

sat imagery of kabul


inside of a evac plane

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Is he announcing a new war on terror lmfao

 

[All Cops Are Based]

That lady on the right has some pretty sick kung fu

 

[Absolutego]

...that is not how you pronounce "Caliphate"...

 

[ForgedBlades]

Well, he didn't mention white men when talking about terrorist threats, so that's something.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Biden endorsed his buddy Obama by decrying trying to implement democracy in Afghanistan.

 

[Quixotic Man]

We are actually doing great, its Orange Man's fault.

Everything is going as expected.

 

[Michael Wade]

TUMP BAD