Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

[Angry Shoes]

Oh cool another kid he won't be a father to

 

[Lathe]

In the future, one demon baby tries to find out his heritage. He finds that his drunken, wigger gunt never cared about him. Steven Spielberg raves, “there has never such an emotionally charged film about the cuckening of a baby gunt”. The LA Times claims, “I was left speechless by the view of the father’s gunt.”

Coming next spring, a film by Rob Reiner, Terms of Enguntenment.

 

[High-Functioning Autism]

How long until she divorces him and takes the kid with her?

 

[HONKHONKTIME69]

Im gonna eat that baby

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

What a blessed timeline. What will the sequel to World's Best Dad be called?

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

Ralph's entire existence, and every one of his actions when he gets out of bed, revolves around "getting to them alawgs and the broke dick Joshua Moon".
The only reason he decided to wrangle the horse into a pseudo-tradwife was because Josh talked about how he wanted to settle down. And now of course the pregnancy arc with said tradhorse is so he can say "I'M WAY AHEAD OF YA, BROKE DICK MOON!!! HAVE FUN TAKING CARE OF YOUR PIGEON WIFE'S SON LMAO".
It's all he lives for now.
Literally no matter how serious and life-changing any such decision will prove to be. It's all secondary and unimportant compared to owning the alawgs and Josh.

 

[Local Fed]

I really regret using that monkey paw when I said that I wished white people would start pumping out more kids.

 

[tax gum]

fetal gunt syndrome

 

[3MMA]

Getting mad or competing w/ another, especially over something like having children, is Grade A retardation.

Not playing, not braying, & not acknowledging some vogueing, wannabe-rival, is the only road to take when life hands you a Gunt.

 

[Not Even Twice]

It says it all that this dumb idiot posts this so early on for all the internet to see.

There is a reason people are adviced to keep it to themselves for the first trimester - but they both seem to care only for the spectacle and how it looks, nothing for the child.

And the morons actually considers this some kind of 'win'.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I really regret using that monkey paw when I said that I wished white people would start pumping out more kids.

You have summoned the wigger.

 

[Spicboyskafan]

those two have no right bringing a life into this world, I hope and pray Xander and his future sibling have a fulfilling future and tp break the curses of their fuck parents

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

TFW Ralph has financially cucked the KiwiFarms, because you know that baby is being raised on food stamps and government gibs.

 

[Xenomorph]

Lovely a pedo with her own kid..

 

[bigbombguy2222]

Now I'm wondering when Ralph will release the conception tape. We've already seen the previous kid being conceived, after all.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

TFW Ralph has financially cucked the KiwiFarms, because you know that baby is being raised on food stamps and government gibs.

Food stamps are the opposite of alpha male energy. I don't make the rules.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

Pantsu saw all those chatlogs to Faith where Ralph strongly implied that in the triad he expected the wimmins to care for the baby and thought "yeah let's breed with this guy"

She's going to be super jazzed once Ralph jnr is born and Ralph makes excuses about needing beauty sleep for the killstream so she's gotta be the one dealing with screaming baby every night.

 

[SPERGSTROM]

Surely this was all planned as a big win over Master Vickers to show the coin merchant that ralphamale doesn't need his little Xander.

 

[Null]

10-14 days is perfect for a conception the day that Chris got arrested. Literally, they were so high off shouting my name at Chris, they went home and immediately conceived.

This is the second spite baby I have created with my evil powers.

 

[make_it_so]

So is Null gonna be the godfather?

"So Ralph, you have never once offered to do me a favor, and have disrespected me and my site. But now, you come asking a favor from me, and on the day of my Pigeon's wedding no less."