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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
I've already made a post about what Phil thinks is "observational comedy" so fuck it, let me criticize something else. Phil's as he calls it "generalized racial comedy" is below the most hack of hack ethnic humor. It involves him yelling stereotypical noises and words associated with an ethnic group.
Frenchfags:
OUI OUI MON AMI BAGUETTE FROG BERETTE PARIS EIFELL TOWER
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Did you see his flight over Paris? This was literally what it was
 
Shirō Ishii said:
The Gods Must Be Crazy
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Not racist.
 
Oh look, Phil being Phil yet again. Seriously, this whole superiority complex/"holier than thou" attitude of his needs to get its ass kicked. While I have no doubt this guy's a creep, coming from Phil, you know what Phil's actually doing.

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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Oh look, Phil being Phil yet again. Seriously, this whole superiority complex/"holier than thou" attitude of his needs to get its ass kicked. While I have no doubt this guy's a creep, coming from Phil, you know what Phil's actually doing.

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I didn't have "DSP, in all sincerity, calls every streamer with dyed hair a child predator" on my bingo card but fuck I'll take it.
 
I am going to guess what Phil really meant by the "Series X saving his channel/promote growth" was really "the Series X is going to allow me to have a greater variety of games to beg over as the same 5 to 6 people help me tip toe across my donation goal."

It's a pathetic way to live really. And OiC is a emo boy smooth brain for pushing that life along instead of just letting Phil fail naturally.
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Oh look, Phil being Phil yet again. Seriously, this whole superiority complex/"holier than thou" attitude of his needs to get its ass kicked. While I have no doubt this guy's a creep, coming from Phil, you know what Phil's actually doing.

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Let's take bets: will Phil delete that second tweet, yes or no?

I think it's way too spicy for Phil to keep it there. If it attracts more attention than usual, I do believe he'll delete it.
 
Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
When you think about it, the barrier of entry for being a DSP fan is fucking enormous, and it's been raised by Phil himself.
Imagine being a brand new viewer stepping into a modern Darksydephil stream for the first time. Right off the bat, you see "Tips Goal: $0/150" in bright yellow letters at the top of the screen.
If you ask what the Goal is about, what it's for, and what the rewards are, you'll probably get banned because Phil's finances are "none of your business", he'll accuse you of derailing the stream and making it all about money, or he'll call you entitled for expecting him to do some kind of reward for you.
Oh, and he tells you outright that tipping him will likely result in you getting doxxed. By the evil trolls, he says, but also you have to confide in him your personal information. No other streamer on the internet asks this of you. You hear rumors that one of his own mods likes to doxx people himself.
But nevermind that, if you want to chat in the first place you have to wait an entire day. And all the while your mailbox is being spammed by ten videos a day by this guy because he refuses to edit his streams into being more concise.
You want to try and talk to Phil without spending money? Too bad, because his chatroom is being spammed by several people who neither Phil or his mods do anything about.
Maybe you think "Okay, the Tips Goal is something fun that the whole channel pitches in to hit!". Then no one tips for two hours. The goal is still at $15/150. Phil stops the stream for 10 minutes to type something into Twitter while mumbling something about trolls and dickheads. Then Nine Inch Nails tips $85. Then this happens for three streams in a row. You're wondering what the fuck is even the point of donating if this one guy breaks the difference every single time. Don't say anything about this bizarre ritual or you're banned.
Suddenly Phil is wailing about his financial distress. "What the fuck," you think, "wasn't this guy given several hundred dollars over the span of the week? That's more than every other streamer I've ever seen." Don't question this or you're banned.
It's important to step out of the Autism Vortex every now and then just to give your mind the refresher of how fucking insane his streams actually are. I watch several other streamers constantly and not once do they bring up the fact that the audience needs to pay them. Not a single time. Some of them even have less viewers than Phil and stream the same amount of time he does.
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You've summed it up perfectly. How does this hog expect his channel to grow organically when he's constantly trying to guilt anyone for enjoying his premium quality kahntent and not wanting to send him money on Paypal... people watch streamers to relax and forget about their own problems not take on theirs.

This stroke victim looking fuck really struck gold by accidentally finding a way to appeal to retarded recluses with open wallets. They can keep giving him money for all I care, all it does is delaying the inevitable, him insisting on not getting a job before dying alone in his elderly/deceased parents' house
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Oh look, Phil being Phil yet again. Seriously, this whole superiority complex/"holier than thou" attitude of his needs to get its ass kicked. While I have no doubt this guy's a creep, coming from Phil, you know what Phil's actually doing.

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Phil is one missed shower away from growing shelf fungus, he's the last person to be wagging his finger. Not to mention his own haircut of greased-back-over-baldspots seems more like a paedo's haircut rather than the one streamer who validates Phil's wild claims that streamers with dyed hair are hurting his buisness, etc.
 
Does anyone have a link to the video of the Phil giving a thumbs up meme? Or is there a link to all of the pictures? Asking for a party of friends that wants to laugh.
 
Pargon said:
He is planning on his surviving parent to die and leave him millions of dollars which they likely do not have and which he will somehow not burn his way through as he will be able to magically curtail his horrible spending habits all at once.
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I hear this a lot but I don't believe it. I think Phil honestly thinks he's gonna blow up and get big any day now after a tweet or something viral.

He legit thinks he does a hard job and he fucking NAILS it every stream. It's the damn detractors causing "Behind the Scenes" drama and messing in his affairs.

There's a part of him that knows he was a nobody in the FGC and is a washed up streamer but he just chalks those thoughts up to doubt and pushes them to the back of his mind.
 
Asperchewy said:
Does anyone have a link to the video of the Phil giving a thumbs up meme? Or is there a link to all of the pictures? Asking for a party of friends that wants to laugh.
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I believe the original hi-res version came from a selfie he took with the new chair and brag-tweeted (or maybe showed on stream as a slideshow)? Someone else took it and made the mask that I've been absolutely running into the ground.
 

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Now he has tons of gaming news to talk about on the prestream. I can't wait to see drunken, haggard Phil try and navigate his way through a conversation about child predators. He wants gaming news, he's got gaming news.

Remember, this is the guy who threatened to hit an 11 year old girl because she had the temerity to not be nice to him.
 
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I hear this a lot but I don't believe it. I think Phil honestly thinks he's gonna blow up and get big any day now after a tweet or something viral.

He legit thinks he does a hard job and he fucking NAILS it every stream. It's the damn detractors causing "Behind the Scenes" drama and messing in his affairs.

There's a part of him that knows he was a nobody in the FGC and is a washed up streamer but he just chalks those thoughts up to doubt and pushes them to the back of his mind.
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There is no way he thinks he will hit it big with streaming. He may delude himself about it but in the back of his mind he is just trying to get by until his parents croak and he gets their money. And once he spends over half the will on WWE Champions or another mobile game, then he will start to get desperate on streams
 
Earlier snow Karl asked if he’s liking the game and it’s a lot slower than he expected….I’m dying lol, DSP is playing hades like an absolute snail. Sucks that he’s not doing all that bad at it, I was expecting it might go this way, it’s really not hard to come up with some dummy damage builds early on.
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Oh look, Phil being Phil yet again. Seriously, this whole superiority complex/"holier than thou" attitude of his needs to get its ass kicked. While I have no doubt this guy's a creep, coming from Phil, you know what Phil's actually doing.

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Gotta love how Phil sees an article about kids being raped and his first thought is how to say “see my point!” Doesn’t say anything about the victims of how disgusting it is, just that he’s right(which he still isn’t, there’s a pretty big disparity between preying on children for views and being a pedo)

someone remind me the target audience someone who blows bubbles would be preying on? Oh mature adults duh…
 
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