[THREAD RETIRED] Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people - Original thread. Historical purposes only. Not updated. Refer to forum for current info/discussion.

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Allen's parents look like the Nigerian equivalent of glowies to me. His dad being a suspiciously wealthy philanthropist who does """consulting""" in Lagos and can send his kids overseas for cram school is making me squint.

Nonetheless, I really feel for his dad when he finds out about all this shit. You worked hard, siphoned money from NGOs, embezzled from government contracts, dirtied yourself so you could send your kids abroad to get good educations and live honest, comfortable lives.

And one of them throws it all away because he wants to be the token edgy nigger in his friend group, and simp for a 2/10 butterface who stalks a retarded man and boils hamsters.
 
AssignedEva said:
I don't think they made hamster teriyaki, the idea is that they boiled the poor thing and then took turns gnawing on it to say that they "ate" it. It's pretty easy to skin rodents, you can just sort of rip their skin and "help them out of their jumper" (I've only done that with dead rodents, not ones that were alive, and they were raw, not boiled) so I don't think it's insane to think they would have a nibble even if the boiled hamster would not have been suitable to actually eat (given it hadn't been gutted or cleaned).
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Yeah, not saying its difficult but skinning should happen before boiling. If you know what you're doing than like with rabbit you can boil with skin for a while so removal goes easier, but its still a process that involved cutting skin in the ... I dont know how to say it in english ... parts and removing it and then follow up with boil in fresh water. Its just that this Allan is obviously such a fag I cant see him not getting fucked from the sight of obvious mess they'd made.

Just don't fit. Not saying it didn't happen, but smells.

Anyway, I'm here for prime time entertainment and am not disappointed in slightest.
 
Drew Pickles 69 said:
Well I've been getting my info from /pol/ while the farms were down and saw someone post an image from wikipedia but it was probably fake and gay I also stated that it was a speculation not a concrete fact.
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Olden days Jews didn't have surnames so most of them ended up adopting 'normal' surnames from whatever culture they were living around at the time. Aside from a few patrician priestly-class noblefag names, everything pol thinks is a "Jew name" is just a normal assed German or Russian or Arabic or whatever name that a few Jewish families somewhere adopted once when an olden-days census taker told them they had to have surnames now.
 
Oxous said:
You could say Bella was a bad troll if trolling was what she wanted to do. What she wanted was to fuck with and essentially kill Chris Chan.
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With how she bragged about wanting to be the "greatest troll in history" makes her a failure. But guess she thought it'd be cool to /b/tards who wants to aspire to (which is absolutely pathetic).
 
Periodic wet-blanket fun-ruining reminder that Bella and co. are insane and anything they’ve said they’ve done without confirmation or other sources of proof should be taken with an entire mine of salt. I know it’s very enjoyable to root through the leaks and find out that Bella is apparently some kind of skinwalker responsible for everything from the crucifixion of Christ to the fact that you can’t buy real ice cream anymore and it’s all “non-dairy dessert” now but immediately assuming the horrible things she says is true and adding it all to the same list as the very real and documented things she’s done is disingenuous and adds to muddying the reality of things.
 
Sophia_orr said:
She does know most people also hate 4chan right? sure maybe less than the farms. but people still hate 4chan.

oh, who am I trying to kid myself? of course, she doesn't. you're one hell of a delusional fungus Bella.



:story::story::story: How did that Reddit post go again Fungus?
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Is 4Chan remotely relevant in the Year of Our Lord 2021? I know it used to be one of the biggest internet boogeymen, but now...?
 
Pargon said:
Periodic wet-blanket fun-ruining reminder that Bella and co. are insane and anything they’ve said they’ve done without confirmation or other sources of proof should be taken with an entire mine of salt. I know it’s very enjoyable to root through the leaks and find out that Bella is apparently some kind of skinwalker responsible for everything from the crucifixion of Christ to the fact that you can’t buy real ice cream anymore and it’s all “non-dairy dessert” now but immediately assuming the horrible things she says is true and adding it all to the same list as the very real and documented things she’s done is disingenuous and adds to muddying the reality of things.
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I feel like we all hope that's the case
 
Pargon said:
Periodic wet-blanket fun-ruining reminder that Bella and co. are insane and anything they’ve said they’ve done without confirmation or other sources of proof should be taken with an entire mine of salt. I know it’s very enjoyable to root through the leaks and find out that Bella is apparently some kind of skinwalker responsible for everything from the crucifixion of Christ to the fact that you can’t buy real ice cream anymore and it’s all “non-dairy dessert” now but immediately assuming the horrible things she says is true and adding it all to the same list as the very real and documented things she’s done is disingenuous and adds to muddying the reality of things.
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I mean, hamster boiling and at least plans to force feminize Louis were the most insane and unbelievable things on there, and they were proven to be legitimate

Everything else is now on the table as highly plausible
 
Personally, I think Bella's "Chris will kill himself" is more or less equivalent to the old school trolls' "Chris will cry and shit himself, then we can all go home." Trolls have more or less always overestimated their impact on Chris.
 
EnkiNikopol said:
Yeah, not saying its difficult but skinning should happen before boiling. If you know what you're doing than like with rabbit you can boil with skin for a while so removal goes easier, but its still a process that involved cutting skin in the ... I dont know how to say it in english ... parts and removing it and then follow up with boil in fresh water. Its just that this Allan is obviously such a fag I cant see him not getting fucked from the sight of obvious mess they'd made.

Just don't fit. Not saying it didn't happen, but smells.

Anyway, I'm here for prime time entertainment and am not disappointed in slightest.
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Oh no, that's what I'm saying. They weren't cooking the hamster. They boiled the hamster to death and then they realised they'd "cooked" it so they "ate" it (gnawed on it).
 
AVZ said:
Bella had the unfortunate lack of foresight to manipulate the most documented human that has ever lived. What the fuck did she think that she wasn't going to be a part of christory?
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She wanted to be a part of christory

shes just didn’t think anyone would find her dirty laundry because shes an imbecile
 
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