🪦 Deceased Jennifer Gwen Ann Armstrong / LifebyJen and Vernon Eugene Stephens III / Gene / Life by Gen X - middle-aged welfare leech food addict too fat for cancer surgery and her hopeless alcoholic widower

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Like 18 months ago Jen made a video saying she'd never see 500 again as she was like 499.9. Well, she was right, she never will see 500 again, she just had to wait 18 months to be proven right.
 
In fairness, I can't imagine her health risks are that much worse at 620 than they were at 570. Yes, she could die any second from a butter-induced CVA/heart attack/whatever. I guess this is what giving up feels like.
 
Gawdamit said:
Did Jen wrap a towel around her hair to prove she takes a shower?
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Must be stronger than Tess; she can't lift her arms that high to brush her hair, and I don't think Jen can wrap a towel around her head and tuck its ends behind alone. Because that's how she supposedly looked when Gene wasn't home, and she had to take her weigh-in alone.

I can't see how she could weigh exact (almost) the same amount as at the end of April; bitch’s ballooning! If it's not the mass, when what? Is she decomposing from within and literally ballooning?
 
LonesomeDud said:
In fairness, I can't imagine her health risks are that much worse at 620 than they were at 570. Yes, she could die any second from a butter-induced CVA/heart attack/whatever. I guess this is what giving up feels like.
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I never thought of it this way. She’s probably done enough permanent damage that she may as well just go all in. She could start a hardcore diet today and lose 100 pounds in a year…only to be 520.

Sadly, I think the damage is done. Maybe her poor health is creating some perfect combination of factors that it is actually keeping her alive. Losing a lot of weight could throw everything off balance and she’ll end up dropping dead.
 
JabbasAnalFissure said:
I never thought of it this way. She’s probably done enough permanent damage that she may as well just go all in. She could start a hardcore diet today and lose 100 pounds in a year…only to be 520.

Sadly, I think the damage is done. Maybe her poor health is creating some perfect combination of factors that it is actually keeping her alive. Losing a lot of weight could throw everything off balance and she’ll end up dropping dead.
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If she lost 100 lbs a year for three years, she would still be morbidly obese. That's almost an impossible feat. She should just give up.

I am not someone who says that lightly. I really do think almost all of the deathfats should keep trying to lose weight and live a meaningful life. I just don't see the point with Jen. She's never going to be healthy or have a good life.

Jen claims to be a Christian, and I think that's about the only way this could be done would be through some kind of spiritual healing, but I don't think she has the humility to do it. Getting to that point would take a series of acts of God. It's not that I don't believe that it could happen, but it would require Jen making such massive changes before her body came into play that I can't conceive of it.

She might live another year or four. It won't be good if she does live longer.
 
I’m just waiting for the covid saga since neither of these two morons will get vaccinated. Given Jen never leaves her HUD cave she would have probably been fine, but Gene is out drinking and shopping and he will definitely bring it on home eventually if he hasn’t already done so.

I’m assuming Gene went down to get his fourth covid test at the free clinic to add some excitement to his life.

Wheeling-Ohio County Health Department

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The lovebirds, Fat Jenny and her very own leprechaun, Gin Gene. Or, simply put, feeder and feedie. We all be just jealous haters…….
 
NoExcuses1 said:
The lovebirds, Fat Jenny and her very own leprechaun, Gin Gene. Or, simply put, feeder and feedie. We all be just jealous haters…….
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It’s true. I wish the government would give me a 9-person armored personnel carrier to drive around in.
 
I don't think Gin's a feeder. I just think that since he's been there, she is burning off even less calories just in daily tasks. It's so easy for her to say "Hon, can you hand me that...." "Can you take the trash when you leave?", " Can you put the groceries away?", etc. It's the little things normal people do all day that uses energy. Also, now that she can tell him specifically what she wants to eat when he goes out or to the store, she is able to get all the things she likes.

Before, she ordered from probably a limited menu or grocery site, and this was before Covid pushed supermarkets into better online ordering. So now, she can eat whatever and as much as she wants at any time.
 
Who Now said:
I don't think Gin's a feeder. I just think that since he's been there, she is burning off even less calories just in daily tasks. It's so easy for her to say "Hon, can you hand me that...." "Can you take the trash when you leave?", " Can you put the groceries away?", etc. It's the little things normal people do all day that uses energy. Also, now that she can tell him specifically what she wants to eat when he goes out or to the store, she is able to get all the things she likes.

Before, she ordered from probably a limited menu or grocery site, and this was before Covid pushed supermarkets into better online ordering. So now, she can eat whatever and as much as she wants at any time.
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We've all seen what a bossy harpy Jen can be. She's also admitted to getting aggressive and demanding with her mother when she didn't bring her food that she wanted. I'm sure it's the same with gene, and he probably doesn't want to listen to her, nor does he care enough to say no. He gives her what she wants to not lose his room and board, and beer money.
 
Gin Gin is a hobosexual BUM and professional failed opportunist. Like many members of various 4H chapters, Gene is there to fatten the HAWG and mayyyyysure and wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy and photograph/chart its progress before he steps out for a stroll to the closest Flying J, Love's, QT, or Pilot truck stop to drink Mogen David from a paper sack and film "documentaries" in the sleeper cabs of various truckers.
 
Crepidodera fulvicornis said:
Must be stronger than Tess; she can't lift her arms that high to brush her hair, and I don't think Jen can wrap a towel around her head and tuck its ends behind alone. Because that's how she supposedly looked when Gene wasn't home, and she had to take her weigh-in alone.

I can't see how she could weigh exact (almost) the same amount as at the end of April; bitch’s ballooning! If it's not the mass, when what? Is she decomposing from within and literally ballooning?
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I suspect it's one of those pre-twisted wraps and she's only wearing it because her hair is a disgusting oily mop.
 
For those of us who were mortified by Jen's chicken pucks of death:

MAKING LIFEBYJEN'S CANNED CHICKEN NUGGETS

TL;DW Zach says he suspects the texture of canned chicken does give it a more authentic nuggies mouthfeel than shredded chicken breast would. He finds them to be very dry, contrary the Tiktok's suggestion that the cheese would help them retain moisture. They're bland and he has to eat them with some mixture of ketchup and mayo that he calls "fry sauce" but adds that it's probably true that any nuggies need sauce. He thinks they're loosely reminiscent of crab cakes.
 
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Atomic Age Animal said:
For those of us who were mortified by Jen's chicken pucks of death:

MAKING LIFEBYJEN'S CANNED CHICKEN NUGGETS
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xCEVNn1cTlU
TL;DW Zach says he suspects the texture of canned chicken does give it a more authentic nuggies mouthfeel than shredded chicken breast would. He finds them to be very dry, contrary the Tiktok's suggestion that the cheese would help them retain moisture. They're bland and he has to eat them with some mixture of ketchup and mayo that he calls "fry sauce" but adds that it's probably true that any nuggies need sauce. He thinks they're loosely reminiscent of crab cakes.
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I have a soft spot for Zachary Michael, I used to enjoy his channel back when he was an actual "Reaction channel" and used to stand up to Chantal. My two takes on this video- 1) NO adult should use the term "chicken nuggies" not even when speaking to a child and 2) Did he get that Led Zepplin t-shirt from Torrid? Because I'm pretty sure I've seen it there- right next to the Bowie shirt Chantal has and ALR's Barbie tee.
 
Admits to sitting while showering. I cannot imagine that asshole gets a good washing. I had to Google 1000lb shower chair and yes they exist.
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