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TheGoutburglar said:
See this is what I'm talking about with Phil constantly causing himself new things to lie about, for no fucking reason. All he had to do was not over-pay for a shit chair, but he can't be bothered to do that, OR pay the fucking consequences of having it discovered and made fun of.

Phil is not a fucking grown up. Or a man.

This. Especially since we constantly pick apart his appearance, comparing him to a ghoul or a goblin. As always, our words dictate what he does, not the wishes of his fans. I hope they enjoy that, they deserve it for supporting the pigroach.
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Why even mention the chair at all? The only reason streamers ever mentioned their gamer chairs in the first place was because they were given the product to tout it.

"Hey guys I heard there's this streamer who just got a new chair! Let's tune in to that! And give him money!!!" - No One, ever.
 
50 bit bitch said:
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Feelin' cute, might delete later :)
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Phil, I know you're gonna read this at some point, so I just have to say. How does it feel to be such a shallow person, yet also be so fucking ugly at the same time? Is that why you never shave piggy? Can you not look at yourself in the mirror without cringing at that greasy hair and the double-chin special? Take a shower and do some cardio, maybe then you'll be able to walk up a flight of stairs without breathing like you're climbing Mt.Everest.
 
DukeMorty said:
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Edit: This chair I found was on Walmart. There are other sites you can get the chair at, but I don't see Phil buying from third-party shady sites. He most likely bought it from Walmart.
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA those garbage ass chairs that arent even nearly as good as an actual recliner with a 250 weight capacity or some shit. cant wait for his lard ass to break it

i swear man, this dude is so behind the times. not even a teens/early 20s gamer would buy this shit anymore.
 
Kaisaku Duze said:
Phil, I know you're gonna read this at some point, so I just have to say. How does it feel to be such a shallow person, yet also be so fucking ugly at the same time? Is that why you never shave piggy? Can you not look at yourself in the mirror without cringing at that greasy hair and the double-chin special? Take a shower and do some cardio, maybe then you'll be able to walk up a flight of stairs without breathing like you're climbing Mt.Everest.
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Admittedly, losing weight will mitigate that double chin, but that takes work.

And we know how Phil feels about work…
 
PutridElephant said:
OK farmers with photoshop skills

He put it together so we can expect it to fall apart faster than you imagine.
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He *said* he put it together himself. Amazon offers expert assembly with orders like that. His “stressful day off” was probably waiting around for some poor overworked bastard to come by and slap the shit together while Phil hid from him in the bathroom.
 
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