POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

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I really dont think the COs are going to be taking chances with Chris. He's decently high profile and you know he'd get murdered in gen pop. If chris actually does any ammount of hard time its going to be extended solitary.

Boy, i bet that sitting in a small cell 23 hours a day will do wonders for the delusions.
 
ButterNugget said:
And if he doesn’t get to keep it, he’s just gonna make one out of poop and mustard.
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If he behaves himself he might be given access to an arts and crafts therapy and ironically Crayola FUCKING MODEL MAGIC is one of the few sculpting materials inmates are given since it doesn't harden into hard Sharp pieces
 
Epic Fedora Man said:
Could you imagine if Chris farted in the cell? What would his cellmates say? It would probably smell really bad and he'd get beaten up for being stinky and gross.
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Don't know how things work up there, but near the southern border some genpop prisoners are housed in "galleys" large holding cells of around 20 or more people.

They work out their own cleaning routines to keep everything in order and are very intolerant to hygiene issues.

Fresh inmates are put through "La talacha", in which they are made to do the menial work (ie. Toilet scrubbing) for a time before they fall into regular rotation.

I doubt Chris' "curl up into a ball" defense will do much good.
 
ANobody said:
Boy, i bet that sitting in a small cell 23 hours a day will do wonders for the delusions.
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He'll get even worse for sure. Nothing can save him now, not even himself. If he does come out of prison one day, he'll be at a higher level of his autistic mind decay and write in his Sonichu comics how prison was literally Hell and the cops, wardens, and inmates as demonic trolls.
 
horrorfan89 said:
If he behaves himself he might be given access to an arts and crafts therapy and ironically Crayola FUCKING MODEL MAGIC is one of the few sculpting materials inmates are given since it doesn't harden into hard Sharp pieces
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inb4 chris chan crafts a sonichu bust out of crayola and brings it with him everywhere he goes
 
I hope chris learns to shower and keep clean. If he doesn't the other inmates will see to making his life a living nightmare. I've heard from ex inmates about soap partys and using hot water
 
if anyone actually does try to talk with him (or he actually introduces himself) what will he say his name is? chris? christine? mama?
 
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Anyone else think Chris looks different after the arrest? Idk maybe it's just me.
 
Average Orc Conesseuir said:
In all likelihood they have all the evidence they need right now, unless they suspect there's more to it.
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Chances are they don't and they even know it. Considering that they likely already know and are currently being filled in on Chris's online habits, it's safe to assume that they know he has an awful habit of documenting everything online. They likely have multiple warrants in the works just for his electronics and social media alone. They might be hicks but even they know what a shitshow looks like.
 
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