CWC moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail

[AlphariusOmegon]

I have already started mentally concocting a plan to get press credentials so I can live tweet proceedings should he go to an actual trial.

Nigga, they're not going to let anyone in except the judge, lawyers, bailiff, and jury

 

[Barley]

He looks... happy?

Maybe he's smug about the fact that, as usual, he will just get a slap on the wrist and return to his house very soon. He simply has a way with justice.

 

[DJAndyMD]

He probably already has, remember when he got locked up before and flipped out, he said he was kicking the cell door or something, and wearing his shirt on his head like a genie while yelling gibberish from tv shows.

I was just thinking about that. Didn’t Chris also refused to eat or drink anything?

 

[Chester Rigby]

Why the fuck is he smiling?

 

[AlphariusOmegon]

Maybe he's smug about the fact that, as usual, he will just get a slap on the wrist and return to his house very soon. He simply has a way with justice.

Not if they bring rape charges (which is looking more likely by the day)

 

[Gunslinger]

Nigga, they're not going to let anyone in except the judge, lawyers, bailiff, and jury

Virginia usually let's the public sit in on their trials. It's a first come first serve basis.

Also good luck getting your mom to post bail this time, asshole.

 

[Cynically Insane]

Nigga, they're not going to let anyone in except the judge, lawyers, bailiff, and jury

This is still fucking America.

Besides, they want the public info disseminated without 40,000 retards calling in to ask what happened.

 

[Rupin]

Maybe he's smug about the fact that, as usual, he will just get a slap on the wrist and return to his house very soon. He simply has a way with justice.

nah, he is getting pretty high profile now. I don’t think he is getting a slap on the wrist this time. The best case scenario for him is that he gets institutionalized.

 

[AlphariusOmegon]

Maybe he's smug about the fact that, as usual, he will just get a slap on the wrist and return to his house very soon. He simply has a way with justice.

Or he just thinks that. Little does he know that rape charges might be brought against him

This is still fucking America.

Besides, they want the public info disseminated without 40,000 retards calling in to ask what happened.

I'm sure they know what we know (and probably more)

 

[Barley]

Not if they bring rape charges (which is looking more likely by the day)

Yes, there will probably be rape charges but remember that he absolutely never really faces the full legal consequences of his actions because justice, conveniently, consider him a kid and an autistic one at that.
At most, he might spend 1 or 2 weeks in jail, in solitary so he can be safe, and that'd be it.

Only time will tell and I really hope I'm fucking wrong. His past experiences with justice had made me very pessimistic about him facing reality.

 

[AlphariusOmegon]

Yes, there will probably be rape charges but remember that he absolutely never really faces the full legal consequences of his actions because justice, conveniently, consider him a kid and an autistic one at that.
At most, he might spend 1 or 2 weeks in jail, in solitary so he can be safe, and that'd be it.

Only time will tell and I really hope I'm fucking wrong.

I don't think they'll let him off this time with a slap on the wrist. He raped his fucking mom. There's no slap on the wrist for that.

 

[Special Agent DustyPoncho]

At most, he might spend 1 or 2 weeks in jail, in solitary so he can be safe, and that'd be it.

Only time will tell and I really hope I'm fucking wrong. His past experiences with justice had made me very pessimistic about him facing reality.

what evidence do you have to suggest this being what will happen?

 

[Barley]

what evidence do you have to suggest this being what will happen?

I never stated that? This is mere speculation and only time will tell the truth.

 

[Danger]

And btw: Don’t be too quick with pronouncing how this is the end of OPL.

Don't worry, this very moment ween trolls are probably fucking their moms so they can troll Chris from inside the prison.

He looks... happy?

Newly single and ready to mingle?

 

[melcarba99]

I'm super sure he is content with what he is expecting to find in jail. Free meals, a warm bed, I suppose he is thinking he will be send to a women prison, the alternative, he walks out with no money and no home. It will be a shock to him when he actually get in jail with the male population, where he will lose all access to the internet, games, toys, and more importantly, his privacy. He will be forced to interact with dangerous people of different backgrounds and he wont be able to cope with that. That or he is actually expecting for the merge to take place and sonichu and Magichan storming the trial and freeing him.

 

[JoyfulDarter]

Maybe he's smug about the fact that, as usual, he will just get a slap on the wrist and return to his house very soon. He simply has a way with justice.

Ugh, once again our legal system lets a famous white man get away with sexual assault.

 

[D_Tractor]

Normally county jail is for pre-sentence detention and short misdemeanor sentences. He's going to big boy State Prison after sentencing.
The slaps on the wrist he got before I believe were all in Charlottesville County. Greene County is much more conservative.

 

[Lada Riva]

So, how well are the big bad boys separated from the grannyrapists? I assume that people inside the walls will know who he is and what he did, it might turn quite ugly quite fast.

 

[AssignedEva]

At most, he might spend 1 or 2 weeks in jail, in solitary so he can be safe, and that'd be it.

Even if the judge shows leniency, he'd then run into the problem of having nowhere to go. I don't think they'd allow him to be alone with Barb after this, and if she's put into a care home - well the house is in her name, so it'll probably be sold to cover costs

 

[Deer Warts]

For a second, the pink lines made me think it was a joke version of an 80's junior high yearbook photo: