Chris has been arrested

[Aldeland]

I've been busy with work and I come back expecting to do some sperg posts and chill. That has not happened for obvious reasons . At least we have confirmation the merge is on, so that's neat.

 

[cancermonger]

Tyrone, please, leave my crayola alone!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SDw6iZD_KRg

chris chan didn't have a breakdown he just had to pray to allah midconvention

 

[Maurice Caine]

I'm seeing a future where Chris becomes the hot new on demand prison tattoo artist. Sonichu will become a new form of Gang Sign.

It happened with disney/warner characters so it's possible I guess

 

[Beautiful Border]

You don't think barb and chris had a child, and then he raped the child.. Surely he would have blabbed about that right?

...You know what menopause is, right?

 

[kcbbq]

It gave the Nick Bates case a homerun. Might work for Chris. I'm very interested if there are subpoenas after this

The Nick Bates case was a homerun because the victim was brave enough to speak up and Bates's own bizarre defense centered around playing with shit, not really anything about the farms. The farms were tangential at best.

 

[The Potion Lord]

Looks like he'll have someone to relate with while in the slammer...

oh boy

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

Isn't he a known public menace in ruckersville?
When I yandex search "ruckersville" the first result is actually Chris.

That's probably because it's spelled "rutgersville", ruckersville is just what people say to make fun of the way chris mushmouths it.
Edit: Okay, thank you, I am retarded, I get it.

 

[Florence]

Odds on Chris getting raped and murdered in Henrico County prison?

 

[Come On Fucking Guy]

You don't think barb and chris had a child, and then he raped the child.. Surely he would have blabbed about that right?

You have to be over 18 to post here, it would also help if you weren't retarded.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

imagine:

>be niggo in prison
>decide to get some shower meat from that autistic peckerwood that fucked his mom
>insert coke zero
>dick FUCKING IMPALED on sonichu medallion

 

[Beautiful Border]

I wonder how many of the old school trolls from the 2007-2010 era know what's happening and what they think of it

 

[AnimeAvatard]

You don't think barb and chris had a child, and then he raped the child.. Surely he would have blabbed about that right?

It's always the newfags who say the most retarded stuff

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

The second last word "THEIR"
it is implicating that the third party is also fucking Barbara

How long have you been on the internet before you posted this?

 

[cancermonger]

who else thinks @cursed from friday's thread should be chris's lawyer? I've never seen someone try to say it was consentual aside from him. Might be chris' best choice

 

[grumble_bum]

Odds on Chris getting raped and murdered in Henrico County prison?

Probably not Raped, hes too stinky and retarded. Beaten? Absolutely.

 

[Cripplebits]

Odds on Chris getting raped and murdered in Henrico County prison?

Very high.

 

[WutangLee]

Odds on Chris getting raped and murdered in Henrico County prison?

They'll never be able to catch an electric hedgehog pokemon cpu blueheart and the Goddess of dimension C197

 

[Luggers]

Inb4 Chris names Null his next of kin so he can ask him for bail money.

 

[Commie Mommy Domme]

Odds on Chris getting raped and murdered in Henrico County prison?

Chris Chan Jail Speedrun (Dahmer Route)

 

[Mr Pancakes]

Question : USA doesnt house inmates on their gender identidy, right? Because in my retarded country they do.
What if the last twist to this saga was that chris declared himself a trans woman and planned all this to get into a female prison (because thats where the boyfriend free women are) but then realises hes messed up when hes put in a standard male prison. Is that the reason hes smiling, because he thinks hes going to lady jail?