Chris has been arrested

[Elpizo]

Has anyone called the jail he’s at?

It's Henrico County Jail.

 

[Haint]

So long Watermelon. Time to move on, this lolcow has finally dried up.

 

[tigergrinder]

Hopefully, if there's a way to contact the prison chef, we can arrange to have all his meals be nothing but pickles.

 

[Yuko]

free him

 

[Wormy]

Getting sent to a females prison is a meme but female prisoners are a bunch of alphas. Chris here probably thinks he has the fast ticket to 76 virgin land but he is gonna get the shit beat out of him regardless.

Unless he somehow manages to trigger some female inmate's maternal circuits and they take pity on him, yea, if he went into a female gen pop his ass would still be grass.

 

[Puck]

 

[Bulbasaur]

God I can't wait for Twitter to find a way to justify Chris's shit

 

[Hyperbolic Steroids]

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Alright, what emotion is this?

Agony

 

[Guenther Steiner]

I've had to take a break from Pigroach DSP to catch up on Chris lulz. What a time to be alive.

 

[I just can't]

Ethan fucked up in every way possible trying to get this "interview " so I'm kinda pissed that he just happened to still be there when the cops showed up. However I'm stoked we have footage.

 

[Senator Phobos]

Roll credits.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

 

[Danilla]

Chris is going to get raped in girl prison

 

[Kier]

Its only fitting that this would all come crashing down at the end of the month of JUUULLLAAYYYYYY

 

[Love Machine]

We are watching history in the making.

 

[what the shitfuck]

Getting sent to a females prison is a meme but female prisoners are a bunch of alphas. Chris here probably thinks he has the fast ticket to 76 virgin land but he is gonna get the shit beat out of him regardless.

I'm pretty sure women's prison is more known for nasty sexual assaults than any. Women can be batshit, remember. If it gets that far, I definitely don't see Chris being the top dick there.

 

[Rogowski]

So last night there was a sperg in here associated with @10anon who posted this text referring to BDSM and ropes. Was it ever confirmed to be fake?

 

[Baki Bro]

GUYS MAJOR FUCKING HAPPENING, CHRIS CHAN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

 

[три черепа]

Its just weird because I can access the website, but it hasn't been posted yet. I'll check back in a couple hours and see if it is working properly.

I went to that site as soon as i seen the name of the county on police car. It was doing the same thing then, not letting you see today's arrest.

 

[03crep]

Chris would think that felt good. What a degenerate.
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-chris raped the dementia right out of his mom
this twitter twat forgot that bullet point

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I knew that there would be weens and clout chasers trying to get at Chris, but I didn't expect it to be The Gunt on a quest to get Chris to tell everyone Josh told him to screw his own mother.

Just imagine it's like a year ago and someone told you "The way Christory ends is with Chris raping his mom then being arrested while a recently engaged May and Ethan Ralph film it". Nobody would listen to them. They'd be like a man traveling back in time to tell people during the black plague that disease is caused by teeny tiny little creatures you can't see invading your body. They'd be considered totally insane.

What a blessed finale to the Chris Chan saga.