Chris has been arrested

[Seaweed Chips]

All that Christory. The Megan Saga, Liquid Chris, the Father Call, Mary Lee Walsh, Clyde Cash, the Tomgirl Saga . . . and this is how it ends. I always thought he'd fade into obscurity as he descended into complete psychosis.

 

[Ita Mori]

Chris-Chan got arrested before Pmurt... the curse strikes again!

 

[unapologetic weeaboo]

CREDITS SONG

 

[Truth and Honesty]

just one of those years

just one of those timelines

 

[Wormy]

God damn what is it with Americans and their obsession with prison rape?

A combination of our fucked up sexual mores combined with our "criminals deserve horrific treatment no matter what they did" mentality.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

This thread's going faster than sonichu

 

[Time. Garbage tom]

Where do things go from here?

 

[Dan Abrams]

Since the other thread got deleted or something...
CHRIS WAS ARRESTED ON NATIONAL GIRLFRIEND DAY.
What an interesting weekend it's been

Chris isn't finna be a boyfriend free girl in cell block D

 

[Ferrisuki]

I've listened to this far too much, people always post this during any sort of happening. However, I think it fits now. Good song.

this time it really fits imo its the begining of the prison arc

 

[Regular Goy]

Whoa there buddy, you took a nasty blow to the head.
Rape? Police Arrest?
What are you talking about?
Let's go and read the new issue of Sonichu.

 

[SaltyFanta]

State run psychiatric hospital.

If chris goes to a psych hospital it might be good for him. I think being away from the internet will be a big help.

 

[Neko GF]

This thread's going faster than sonichu

We're zapping to the extreme.

 

[wanddumpster]

Well I assume all his artwork is gonna shoot up in value if it hasn't already.

Current top bidder, I know you're here. Buy some fucking crayola model magic

 

[Incogsneedo]

Man Friday's stream can't come soon enough

 

[Samoyed]

that needed to happen. anyways, chick fil a

 

[dramamine]

End of chris chan history.

beginning of jail chris saga. this is the most insane turn of events

 

[BananaBlue]

State run psychiatric hospital.

It is essentially a prison. Probably worst cause Chris will be under constant heavy medication, locked in his room 24/7 and surrounded by crazy people, crazier than him.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

At least this kind of feels more like Classic Chris

 

[WaveBreak]

God damn what is it with Americans and their obsession with prison rape?

It’s some kind if cultural kink

 

[Hyperbolic Steroids]

" komm susser tod" start playing

The saga has started tumbling down. What other way to make quite the entry to Christory than with an incest felony?