Chris has been arrested

[Toma]

Imagine being asleep while Chris Chan got arrested. I can't imagine anything worse.

 

[c-beams]

I’m ready for fucking ANYTHING at this point

Are you ready for sex and disability? Mostly disability?

 

[Fapcop]

All we need now is some sped hacking Chris’s Twitter and post an official announcement that da merge is now complete, since all this time it was just a metaphor for Chris getting merged with the penal system by getting arrested.

Or merging his penile system with Barbs vagina, take your pick.

 

[Moderna]

Every time I think I've burned through every stage of grief regarding this it gets unthinkably more insane. Chris Chan has been taken into custody for raping his 80-year-old senile mother and his arrest was livestreamed for all of us to see by none other than Gunt and Pantsu, who just got engaged.

That literally happened. In real life. On this day.

 

[Neil]

How did we go from THIS:

to fucking THIS

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

I still can't believe the gunt himself actually made it there. I'm placing my bet on gunt trying to post bail in exchange for an interview with the literal mother fucker.

He’s stupid if he does, (and he’s stupid so he might). If he pays a bondsman the 10% to get Chris out, and Chris jumps bail, then The Gunt would be on the hook for the entire bail amount.

 

[Itspinklava]

Can’t wait to find out if he’s heading for the loony bin or prison

 

[ce gars]

Where were you when chris chan was arrested?

Enjoying a fine toffee while watching this mess unfold.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

So where exactly does Chris go from here?

To Jail to the court and then a state paid trip to Disneyland after the judge presents Chris with a single rose.

 

[Nappy]

Do you think Chris is gonna have a better chance joining a neonazi gang than that Proud Boy did

 

[Zig-Zag the Grand Vizier]

Oh boy. Can't wait for the Jim Can't Swim episode.

 

[AnimeAvatard]

he was arrested for incest

Lurk more newfag

 

[Truth and Honesty]

“Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.”

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Yeah, I wouldn't put it past anyone in this thread to fuck their mom

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

This whole weekend, basically:

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[Moritat von Mackie Messer]

I wonder if they will impound his van, or if it'll become a george fluoride tier shrine, or maybe it'll just be broken into.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

when a nigger dies in custody, jerkops are quick to release the videos
when a lolcow is arrested, there is no info

 

[Uncle Warren]

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Hopefully Nick Rekieta.

Or we can really keep this lolcow crossover event going and get Greg Skordas to defend him.

 

[Some JERK]

Thread went down faster than I could catch up, did anyone figure out why Chris was in the front seat of the cop car? I don't think I've ever seen that with an arrest versus a situation of being placed into protective custody.

I posed that very question in the OT, but I couldn't keep up with the discussion because the thread was spinning out of control. Some were saying protective custody, some were saying because he's a 'tard. Some were saying that he wasn't really being arrested, but that they were escorting him out of there for his own safety due to the fact that weens were stalking him. My reply to all of those scenarios is still "Why was he in handcuffs then?"

In short, nobody knows.

 

[ArmouredRobin]

What a weekend...