Everything Chris told me about his girlfriend - a/k/a hindsight is 2020

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This relationship was something I have extensively given much, much deep thought and within myself. I had foreseen this among the infinite possible outcomes long ago. I no longer believe in labels that would hinder, and I do not listen to those shadows. This was of my own choice and acceptance, and I have no regrets. This feels right and good with I, and her.
Wow. It’s amazing how differently it reads with a little added light…
 
I'm going to hurl. I thought it couldn't get worse, but it did. Hoooooooo fucking boy it did.

He's sticking his whole ass bent duck into the tomb womb. Unbelievable.
 
“Not telling anyone else after you”

Proceeds to tell all the details to a random person who doesn’t like him.

Good job.
 
Also, you may note what I have told you of my lady friend so far and in future; I kinda want you to figure it out for yourself, as also the few others I’ve confided strictly with this detail.
I want you to figure it out? wtf
 
I have a feeling that the lines between Chris and his mother have always been blurred at least. It’s possible that the actual abuse is kinda new, but there could have been a longer story of emotional incest and minor form of abuse/grooming. Idk man, it’s a bad story but these things don’t just happen all of a sudden.
Yeah, when people suggest the internet is what made Chris turn out this way, this why I don’t really think it is. By all accounts, Barb’s relationship with Chris has always been messed up. I get the feeling that the only real difference is that if Chris weren’t an internet celebrity, we just wouldn’t be watching it.
 
I think I hoped he was schtupping that lady with children who bought him Skylanders and ran interference at cons.

And now hope is dead forever.
 
It does give her something to look forward to. She is very grateful, and I am also appreciative in being able to enlighten her with sex play she missed out on from even her exes.
I bet when Null heard this in the leaked call, his blood froze.
 
I want to know what drives him to confess these things. I know it doesn't matter, but its like when a serial killer explains their motivations.
 
Why the F would Chris buy a book about “Sex and Disability”?!?

Chris: You’re an autist, not a goddamn paraplegic you literal motherfucker!


Oh.... Wait... THAT BOOK WAS BECAUSE HE WAS BANGING BARB, WASNT IT?!?


“she’s in the over 50’s”

As in... Almost 80?!
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Can you use a condom with a catheter?

I'm more traumatized that he said he does it with her 3 times a week.
 
"I no longer believe in labels that would hinder"

Chris knew it was bad, but was able to concoct a Twitter-esque word salad equation that liberated him to do what he wants, no matter how depraved. Typical degenerate behavior.
 
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