Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Gamera]

OK, I only had a passing familiarity to Chris Chan.

I had heard of him. I had heard of Sonichu, and I knew he was a giant lolcow, but he never garnered much of my interest. To me, he was a dumbass online that opened himself up to constant trolling and that was it.

But this...THIS is just next level shit. No, fuck that, this is a level of dark that I didn't even know was attainable.

it might get worse, hold on tight.

 

[Symalsa]

Hey guys, did the police take his phone?

Maybe @Null knows

Have police entered his home at any point?

 

[for]

This does not even deserve a captains log, because this is dead serious!

 

[Josterman]

I just hope Netflix doesn't pay Chris a dime, limits his talk show appearances, and prohibits him from attending the premiere's red carpet.

It’s going to be a bigger dumpster fire for them

 

[три черепа]

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WE LIVE IN A TIMELINE

 

[Crungass]

We need a new reaction sticker after this. Something that combines the feels of Insanity and Islamic Content into “The Shadow Of What I Felt The Day We Learnt Chris Fucked Barb”. Some tiny pixel totem to signal absolutely haram horror

The Barbara Face in grayscale to represent the pain scale.

 

[anon4890201]

Same, it's been a long ride, but I think I'm ready to get off it. Preferably while the vehicle is still at a high speed.

Nah I'm gonna be riding the train to the absolute end.

 

[RurkerHivemind]

Anyone waiting for Critikal's take on the situation ?

Mutahar Master Race.

 

[Pogchamp69]

High quality non-doctored stills.

 

[Sentient Vaccum]

Hey guys, did the police take his phone?

Maybe @Null knows

Have police entered his home at any point?

He is not in custody or even being charged. He has just been removed from the home until the 5th.

 

[Verxis]

Critikals take on Anisa was that we should mind our goddamns buisness and that we should stop being incels. So im excepting it to be the same here.

Hey guys, so Christina chan just did the diddly doo with her mom and people are being poopyhead transphobes online. Anyway, it's not that big of a deal so next we have a video of a Karen refusing to wear her mask when her son demands fellatio.

 

[V0L]

He is not in custody or even being charged. He has just been removed from the home until the 5th.

Sharia Law when?

 

[wes]

CR1TIKAL BUT MUHHH FUNNY MAN I NEED HIS OPINION ON THIS DRAMA

Has anyone told Metokur about this??? I need my e-dad's opinion!!!11!

 

[Epic Fail Man]

GUYS BREAKING NEWS!!!!

I have some new info that will give us some insight on this situation. You wouldn't believe what this guy said.

Spoiler

edit: some of you really can't read between the lines, can you.

 

[G. Williamson]

Been following Chris since late 2007. I’m speechless.

jeez i've known the retard since I think the down the rabbit hole video on him?? I remember going on the Encyclopedia Dramatica page and CWC wiki on him a few times afterwards too. and now look where we fucking are now

 

[Gamera]

Hey guys, did the police take his phone?

Maybe @Null knows

Have police entered his home at any point?

they have seized the pets i believe, so yes

 

[cancermonger]

I wonder if the troons that got him to admit to all this shit are gonna get subpoenas

he already confessed to committing a felony. there'd be no need

 

[drfuzzyballs]

This thread is so fast IDK if this has been posted yet and I don't know how to download it.

https://twitter.com/HistorianMarkus/status/1421241272585625600

 

[Josterman]

Sharia Law when?

I go with ceasers law when he did stuff in gaul

 

[Neb Flanber]

If he's only being removed from his home what should we expect from him afterwards? A statement? Radio silence? Or in custody?

Even if he's allowed back in his home I don't think he'd ever break the habit of revealing everything about himself online, so who knows what direction this is gonna take.