Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Atlas Sneezed]

I hope Chris gets one of those webcam covid court hearings would be 10/10 content

Hopefully this gets covered on Rekietas show. I wonder if he'll pass it up for the sheer ugliness of the case, or take full advantage of the grift

 

[Mister Mint]

So apparently Chris mentioned a "funny story" from when barb was 2 with her "daddy" if that means barb was molested as a 2 year old and then sexually assaulted 78 years later by her retard son she has my pity

For everybody saying "Well at least he isn't a pedophile." I point you to that section of the leaked texts.

 

[Photo of a Road]

His love quest has just begin. Prepare for the Jail Saga

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Does Chris even know incest is bad? I mean he was raised on children’s media, and MLP doesn’t have a very special episode on why fucking your mother is bad. And unless a troll explicitly told him “Chris never fuck your mother. It’s incest and that’s disgusting” would he even know?

shit yknow what
its
very likely he doesnt

its like a fucking childs psychology, we dont realize just how much they may or may not even comprehend

oh id love a peek in that ol dome, get me a hazmat suit

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Prediction: An investigation and Barb's unwillingness to press any charges results in Chris shitting his pants and doing nothing.

Depending on what the crime is, it won't matter if the victim wants charges pressed. Also, if she is deemed to no longer have the mental capacity to consent, she also is not legally mentally competent enough to drop charges.

 

[Cyberfunk]

It was a wild ride stumbling upon this guy in 2006 through ED up to this. I wonder if even more famous people will cover Chris Chan for the first time through the incest saga, the twitter trend tags made me cackle despite the sheer horror behind everything.

 

[Agathor Johns]

You only need to write the letter "c" to fall down this rabbit hole. God have mercy on those that stumble upon this.

 

[Ho Deak]

You know, I genuinely thought that he was growing a bit. He seemed to be succeeding with the GoFundMe, but holy shit this might be the lowest of lows.

 

[LUNEKO]

Sure he can, he could rape kids or shoot up some place

There's always hope for the post-prison Chris arc to get even worse

 

[DrNow]

I want a full confessional in the form of a captains log.

 

[jason analberg]

Hi newfags.

 

[MartinLutherKang]

Maybe for other crimes, but I think this will indicate him as a danger to society.

oh 100% he deserves at least some prison time for this, if it was up to me he would just be fed to lions or some shit

 

[Piss!]

What the heck?

 

[Khantressa]

According to Chris, every third day starting June 27th

W..which year?

 

[algiz]

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Chris is no. 10 in germany....

Not enough pee, poo or neo-pronouns to hit #1

 

[The Last Stand]

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You only need to write the letter "c" to fall down this rabbit hole. God have mercy on those that stumble upon this.

Chris Chan did COVID19. Yep.

 

[V0L]

July 29-30, 2021. The day that will live on in Internet history.

Where were you when Chris raped his Mom?

apolgy for bad english

where were u wen Chris chan rape his mom

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"Chris chan raped barb"

"no"

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

So if Chris and Barb were a celebrity couple - would they be "Charb" or "Bristine"?

What kind of newfag are you?

The canonical terms are "Borb" for Bob and Barb, Charb for Chris and Barb, "Chrorb" for Chris, Bob and Barb and I think "Chrob" for Chris and Bob.

Man, Josh needs a fucking raise.

He does it for free.

 

[Cool Dog]

If hitler was a troon would these fuckers defend him?

 

[cinnamon doggie]

100 fucking pages dear god

I keep trying to read one page at a time, and by the time I get to the next page, there are three more. And almost no actual updates.