Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[CDWLTY]

It's all apart of the dimensional merge...

"SANIC IN ORDER TO MERGE UNIVERSES I MUST GO BACK FROM WHENCE I CAME!!!!"

Gotta say, this has been a wild ride. It was a bittersweet ending, but at least we had some laughs along the way.

It's just more proof we're in the dark timeline. The bad guys always win, the good ones always die young, and chris chan always troons out and rapes a geriatric corpse.

 

[highlighter_shitposting]

Does anyone feel sorry fot null? He spent so much effort on Chris and then he rapes his own mother

 

[Ch@nnel-Sh!ft]

This was just irresistible, and I just had to make this.
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Where did you make this? Wanna make my own

 

[Cabelaz]

Oh sonic totem... sweet sweet sonic totem I'm sorry for not believing

 

[Warm Busch Forty]

So does this make this silver coins more or less valuable?

 

[SomeDingus]

Honestly not surprised.

 

[galactea]

Where were you when it was confirmed that Chris fucked Barb?

Eating a bowl of cereal and instantly puked

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

The order should be against both of them then. Because it has hardly been established that Barb is the victim. It could easily be Chris. They're both disabled adults, just assuming the one with the penis is obviously the guilty one is bullshit.

Sure, sure. From a legal standpoint.

From the standpoint of a true and honest citizen? Maybe there should be some kind of Chris Statute containing laws that apply only to Chris, unfairly and completely unconstitutionally. We'll call it "Principled Exemption" and say it's the exception to U.S. law that proves the rule. Court is held in the "Sonichu dimension" (PVCC campus) by a man dressed as "Judge Graduon" under the presumption of guilt. Women aren't allowed to testify. Court is closed with dancing men in pickle suits.

 

[V0L]

With how much traction this story is getting? He'll find out eventually, whether he wants to or not.

Most likely the Only time Smithey is gonna feel remotely bad for Barb

 

[Ghjkl63]

Born too late to witness his rise to fame, born just in time to see his downfall

 

[Peacock Angel]

Does anyone feel sorry fot null? He spent so much effort on Chris and then he rapes his own mother

We almost had a redemption arc. Almost.

 

[Chinese LeBron James]

Do you guys think we could convince the prison to give us updates on Chris? There's got to be at least one person in there fascinated with his life and the cwcki and shit.

 

[Russ]

I was bracing myself for Barb's death. This on the other hand...

 

[Rand /pol/]

A-Log was right all along.

 

[Hexbox]

Just fucking unreal. I'm stunned. I know Chris(tine) and Barb always had a...close relationship but this shit is abhorrent. She even admits she hurts Barb. I need a(nother) drink.

 

[AsianChris]

Remember when the incest theory was just some weens trying to make Chris more creepy than he already is?

 

[easy]

I wonder what Clyde Cash thinks. You reckon that guy keeps up with Chris' saga at all?

 

[Count Olaf]

So I just got home, thought I'd check the Farms. Didn't expect to find anything significant interest. I figured maybe he made another merge speech, let a little more My Little Pony G5 rage out. But...

Oh...my god. I didn't expect this. I knew Chris and Barb had a weirdly close relationship and I think I remember him saying he had THOUGHTS about his mother but HOLY SHIT. History repeats itself yet again. Just when you think the bar is as low as it can get Chris finds a way to smash through the bottom and sink even lower. Holy shit.

 

[hikikomori]

Wait what's with the rape kit stuff, is that confirmed ?

Imagine going through nursing school and ending up having to help barb use a rape kit on herself. Where did it all go wrong?

 

[Childe]

For anyone curious, no, there have been no further updates in the 125 pages since this thread started. The only things confirmed are what’s in the OP.