Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Kimmaay]

All these bitches on here ragging on Chris, but has anyone asked what Barb was wearing? I've seen her in her sexy nightgowns.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

If Ricotta covers any legal proceedings over this I will actually start watching his boring show again lmao

Good luck with that. that jew nose bozo wont do anything funny again

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

 

[ForgedBlades]

is this done to give them time to assess the situation and investigate to find evidence of wrong doing?

This.

 

[RVNX]

I feel like a retard for doubting it at first. But I don't know who's crazier here. Chris for doing it or Barb for letting it happen. They both need help.

 

[Kawakami Best Girl]

This whole shitshow just made my week unbelievably better. Weird to think we're either never going to hear from Chris again or we'll get the craziest comeback of all time in 5 years.

 

[CansOfCant]

holy god I was browsing on public wifi - albiet as a guest - and saw this thread on its first page. watched it grow to 80 almost... helplessly, unable to add my pointless 'holy shit' to this mind-numbing event.

 

[dot]

“howwww cud null help chris! lookie he raped his mommy”
- people who cry in geno’s documentary comments about bluespike

 

[Hair and Nails]

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Poor guy

Twitter minds aren’t known for their intelligence.

This place is going a mile a minute, so I’ll just add a few words and leave it at that.

This feels so out of left field, what a dark turn, and yet, I totally believe Chris would do this

 

[Bastet]

best timeline

 

[DuckofDoom]

There are a lot of things I thought I'd do today; reading that Chris-Chan does his mom is not one of them.

 

[Ruin]

I hope he's not spouting dimensional anime girl merge shit while being questioned by five-o. If they hear that shit he's absolutely going to the loony bin.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

Any news about Clover and the cats? Chris and Barb are out of the house. Unless a neighbor is coming over to feed them, they're probably animal control's problem right now.

Call me MATI or concern-trolling but I'm worried about this too. Would be nice if, while Chris is out of the house, someone convinces Barb to surrender them all to a shelter.

 

[timewave0]

Now that we pretty much know he wasn’t coerced into saying what he said, the big question is if this actually happened or is just another bizarre delusion. Remember, we’re talking about someone who believes he is married to a nonexistent poke-hedgehog and can travel freely between dimensions. Obviously it’s fucked up either way, but I’d like to believe that he just imagined all of this.

Imagine being the police officer/detective who gets assigned to this fucking case.

 

[AnOminous]

And to think Cole Smithey turned out normal when compared to these two.

Cole Smithey should be convicted of rape just for being in the same family.

 

[Byte Bastard]

Knowing Chris he’s probably mulling over how to still get to Everfree rn...

 

[RedZaku]

Can you imagine the sperg fit the detectives are dealing with right now? Chris is locked in a back room, pounding his fists against the table denying he did anything all while talking about imaginary Sonic characters and computer interdimensional merge shit.

If Chris is truly the most documented person in the world, then someone will eventually release his arrest interrogation.

I bet One of the Detectives is a True and Honest Fan and creating a backdoor for us now.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

They should both be convicted, both of rape, for raping each other.

for raping us with witnessing their endless degeneracy

 

[Homer Simpson]

How does this shit even happen? The first thing I saw about this he just said Mom or mother so I thought it was dimensional merge shit and talking about himself. This is so much worse.

If he gets sent to jail for 10 years for incest, that would be the ending I did not expect for chris.

 

[CWCissey]

Holy fuck there's enough cause to believe that this is true?!?