“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
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Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court
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well my Avatar seems inappropriate now
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So what are we gonna call this?
The Incestchual Saga?
The ‘We should have listened to
@Mariposa Electrique !’ saga.
Hang ‘Em High.
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I like how under Null's supervision and financial assistance Chris literally commits one of the greatest crimes against nature.
Not a good influence on him!
So, Who's buying the house and turning it into a museum?
The White Flame Dancing on the Graves of his Foes
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flaunting her autism like a title of nobility
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It's over. It wasn't by death from barb but from fuck with barb.
Honestly this is a fitting end to this absolute cumstain of humanity.
will he get to go to lady prison where he can have all the female only sleep overs he wanted, or will they make him go to big man jail?
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Can't believe this is real, I'm actually witnessing this happen, extremely dumbfounded.
Serious question: Can anyone explain to me why you'd willingly give your money to Chris-chan despite the shit he's done? What makes him different from other turbo autists?
We have finally reached the darkest Ark
cake enjoyer right here
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jesus fucking christ, this is the worst timeline
It's going to get worst!
I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
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Chris threads from now on will consist only of letters people have gotten back from the prison.
KEEP ON ROCKING IN A FREE WOOOORLD
one magnum condom, please
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This is both hilarious and abysmal.
That “You’re always pretty” video from waaaay back is foreshadowing to all of this.
Tears for Fears tried to warn us
This is some "you don't fear death, your punishment must be more severe" type level shit. What the fuck did Bob do so wrong in life bros?
He opened Barb’s box.
They ate all of the buckwheat again
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Oh god imagine if Chris fights in court to get into women’s jail…
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Have fun! By which I mean, please die.
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We all thought the end times would be barbs death, oh how wrong we were...
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