This is your final warning: Give Lizzo 6 feet of space during the pandemic or get Lysoled - Insert your best fat joke below

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This is your final warning: Give Lizzo 6 feet of space during the pandemic or get Lysoled​

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BY CHRISTI CARRASSTAFF WRITER
JULY 27, 2021 8:56 AM PT


Lizzo is feeling good as hell, and she intends to keep it that way.

On Monday, the chart-topping singer, flutist and rapper made a “public service announcement” on Instagram Live requesting that fans keep a six-foot distance from her as coronavirus cases continue to rise, particularly among unvaccinated individuals.

“I’m just putting this out here right now,” the “Truth Hurts” hitmaker said.

“I don’t care who you are. You could be the nicest person. You could be vaccinated. You could be quadruple-vaccinated. If you see me, please give me six feet. [COVID-19] is coming back ... and people are being real sloppy with personal space.”

To prove she’s not messing around, the “Juice” artist jokingly warned anyone who broke the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention-recommended six-feet rule that she would shower them with Lysol disinfectant spray upon approach. She then demonstrated by spraying the camera, saying, “I don’t even trust this motherf— Live.”

“I’m not trying to catch nothing,” she continued. “I don’t even want to catch feelings, b—. You think I’m trying to catch COVID? So at this point, I’m going to be slightly rude about it.

“Don’t think, ‘Ah, she a celebrity. She think she all that.’ It’s not that, boo boo. You know what I think I am? Healthy. You know what I think I am? COVID-free. You know what I think I am? Full of vitamin D and vitamin C. You know what I think I am? Safe for my friends and family to be around.”

The Grammy winner also urged her nearly 11 million Instagram followers to protect themselves and “double-mask up” by wearing a cloth mask over a surgical mask, to be extra safe. She pointed out that breakthrough infections are possible among vaccinated people.

Though, to be clear, vaccinations remain consistently effective when it comes to shielding people from severe illness and hospitalization.

“If y’all see me in the street [and] come up on me — you want a hug, you want to shake my hand, you want to kiss me on the cheek” — don’t do it, she said, recounting a “way too motherf— close” call she had recently with the coronavirus.

“I’m nice, but this virus gonna have me acting up.”

Lizzo’s announcement comes as the highly contagious Delta variant continues to spread in California. Earlier this month, Los Angeles County once again began requiring residents to wear face coverings indoors as cases spiked significantly among the unvaccinated.

“Stay safe, my friends,” she said. “I love y’all. I’m just putting this out there. I’m very passionate about it. ... Don’t get offended. But I’m about to be rude about it.”
 
If she were to die from covid, id accept the year long news coverage of her murder by a right wing anti-vaxx alex jones type sneezing on her.
 
Six feet from where? Her center of mass? Because six feet from that point is intimate in a way no one should want.
 
You can't help but give her at least 12 feet and I'm sure most sane people would gladly double or triple that without her request.
 
Well, as a fat person, she's fucked up if she gets the 'Vid.

Of course, spraying Lysol on someone could fuck them up, especially if they have something like asthma.

Be funny to see her catch an assault charge then get her ass sued.
 
Bitch at your size the common cold could take your big ass out. If you were really that concerned about the coof you would stop pounding take out meals by the dozen and start watching your calorie intake.
 
Is Lizzo'a fame some kind of deal with the devil shit
She just got really lucky at the right time and is still riding those waves. The main reasons she is propped up are: fat, black, woman, body positive, and Democrat. She will say things the elites want the commoners to hear, and because of her identities, you can get be called racist, sexist, fatphobic, etc. If Lizzo was just a thin white woman, people would be over her way faster, especially since she has been stalking on releasing any new music.
 
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