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DeeTracktor said:
It's like Orwells 1984 in Phils chat right now

@timboslicegb you are literally getting your name deleted from history brah

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A thought about Phil's silence on Timbo. He's a fence sitter. Has no original thought or desire, relies on others (including Twitter) to come up with a topic that he can then shit upon (unless it's food). He's also a coward. I think he's stalling here, waiting to see what the reactions are in chat, and also whether or not Timbo will contact him 'behind the scenes'.
As has been pointed out a couple times, his paypiggies got battered wife syndrome. And staying silent on something important that has occured and ignoring it can have an effect on them. He knows he can treat his fans almost any way he wants and they will come back. And I think that is what he is trying (or, perhaps rather hoping) to do here, to see if his silence about Timbo will make Timbo feel guilty and sad and alone. This is why I said in my last post that I think Timbo will go back to Phil today or tomorrow. And it may just be 'behind the scenes' at first.
 
You may ask yourself if there will be a time when Phil drops the whole charade of hiding his greed for money behind a curtain of clothes.

Example: "Sad that I don't wear the hat tonight, oh well".
Translation: "Sad that I don't get $150 today, oh well."

Wait no more. Phil straight up told everyone, with his usual brainwashy methods, that nobody cares about his stupid hat anyway, just give him the money.

There's a sound overlay above the second part of his sentence but it's still quite audible. I don't know why he says those incredibly stupid things but his self-confidence in ever paying paypigs raises like a rocket, in hope it won't explode when he arrives at the sun.


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strandedcastaway said:
The dude has filed for bankruptcy yet has given hundreds of dollars to Phil since that time, even though he acknowledges Phil is a scammer and a mobile gaming addict. He has bigger issues than whether he eats healthy food.
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Absolutely. Hes like every other paypig that thinks theyre above it all. Its a very Phil-esque mindset they have, "I did nothing wrong, everything correct" when he basically blames his genetics for how he looks.

If he was capable of making pahsitive changes in his life, then he wouldnt be in the position he currently is (lonely, childless, grossly overweight, bankrupt, degenerate). But I just cant stand to let such a weak excuse/justification stand w/o calling it out = yes, timbo, you are an unattractive fat fuck, and its all your fault.
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
What a fuckin' weasel hahaha. He did that absolutely for that purpose. Why does he hate it so much? Is he trying to play a game with his detractors at this point instead of rewarding viewers?
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Phil hates it because he knows it makes him look next-level retarded and gives the best screenshots. Chat know he hates it so always vote for it because it's an easy laugh. Piggy hates that they are able to make him suffer, so has done the whole "look at this super ugly GOLD vest you guys isn't it ugly" thing as a desperate attempt to gain some control over the situation.
 
if you ever get jealous of phil, just remember the simple things. Phil has said he doesn't listen to music how he just doesn't have time.

today I just stumbled upon a weird Synthwave band that does Castlevania inspired songs. I have the playlist on while I'm working on my hobby stuff and I am honestly truly enjoying it.

something that simple as enjoying a song you've never heard before is a simple life pleasure Phil openly states he does not have.
 
Timbo is too scared to talk about WWE Champions and the daily scams. Timbo is going to go straight back to Phil and buy his way back into his good graces again. How many times has he done this before? It's at least 3 or 4 times I think. I wouldn't trust a double bankruptcy Peter Griffin guy to stick to his word.
 
Wurstbrot said:
You may ask yourself if there will be a time when Phil drops the whole charade of hiding his greed for money behind a curtain of clothes.
Example: "Sad that I don't wear the hat tonight, oh well".
Translation: "That that I don't get $150 today, oh well."

Wait no more. Phil straight up told everyone, with his usual brainwashy methods, that nobody cares about his stupid hat anyway, just give him the money.

There's a sound overlay above the second part of his sentence but it's still quite audible. I don't know why he says those incredibly stupid things but his self-confidence in ever paying paypigs raises like a rocket, in hope it won't explode when he arrives at the sun.


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You can use streamable, just copy my twitter post link and it makes it into a video you can dl or link.
 
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Can I just take a moment to remind people as to how excellent Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs is? Holy shit. We have a renaissance of detractor content and channels (there has been a major uptick the last month or so) and the absolute king of detractors is active again.

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(ASMR) DSP's "Feasting with the King" Mukbang - Summarised

I made this video so viewers wouldn't have to spend an hour watching this awful stream. #dsp #mukbang #asmr
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This guy is talking about needing his 20-25 minute break so he can take huge shits. This man is obsessed with feces.
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Shitty dicks everyone lol. The feces thing doesn't surprised me much since members like UaineRunei have dug up a bunch of dirt on DSP fans being furries. He really does think he is at peak "not children's entertainer" hilarity. The long bathroom times are probably due to doordash, gin, and his sedentary life style. He probably hasn't had a firm bowel movement in a long time lol
Poo Twister said:
I'm going to be honest with you, I'm moderately impressed with Snowkarl. I know others here are enjoying his antics lately. I actually see him as a textbook troll, he pushes the right buttons and then immediately sucks up to Phil in order to avoid a ban. He knows exactly how to work Phil, and how to insult him. He still gives Phil money, but it's pittance. I believe Snowkarl does actually enjoy Phil's streams, but only because he can mess with him.

If Snowkarl were to make an account here, I'd like to ask him some questions.
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Poo Twister I think you'll need to take a break when I do at the beginning of August....You're starting your responses out just like Dave lol. ....And i'll be completely hahnest with you, you are right about Snowkarl. He gets away with some wild questions Phil or mods would ban others for. Snowkarls observation about Dave's health rapidly declining in the last two years nearly made me almost spit coffee on my keyboard. Dave denied and got sensitive until snowkarl gave examples....even then Dave denied lol. He is a 50 bit bitch but one we need to set Dave off.
UaineRunei said:
Dude, this Swagginz is the peak of disappointment for anyone related to him.

He legit spent 3 HOURS serving as a GPS to the Kingpig, got yelled at AGAIN and didn't even receive a thank you.

Swagginz, if you're reading this, know that you're just a trash can to Phil, nothing more than that. Also, you're now writing like OIC too, huh? And why OIC is never present in Fallout streams? Weird.
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Swagginz really must be into that findom shit or has no friends or maybe both. The area I grew up in southern California Jizz Ragginz be referred to as a dug-out. God Dave would bite his nails 24/7 if he lived in my neighborhood growing up. Spoiler...it wasn't too white.

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Wurstbrot said:
You may ask yourself if there will be a time when Phil drops the whole charade of hiding his greed for money behind a curtain of clothes.

Example: "Sad that I don't wear the hat tonight, oh well".
Translation: "Sad that I don't get $150 today, oh well."

Wait no more. Phil straight up told everyone, with his usual brainwashy methods, that nobody cares about his stupid hat anyway, just give him the money.

There's a sound overlay above the second part of his sentence but it's still quite audible. I don't know why he says those incredibly stupid things but his self-confidence in ever paying paypigs raises like a rocket, in hope it won't explode when he arrives at the sun.


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I’d like to say, “surely this must be the pigs’ breaking point; they couldn’t possibly support him after something like this”, but I’ve cracked my skull against that particular brick wall one time too many. Nothing will break the pignosis. Nothing. Not fully.
JimiHendrix said:
today I just stumbled upon a weird Synthwave band that does Castlevania inspired songs.
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Bruh you can’t keep a light like that under a basket. Link it.
 
This whole video is great but it, more importantly, includes his rant against other streamers that don't take breaks.
It's a must-hear if you haven't. It starts at 8:29.
Truly one of the dumbest and most toxic things he has ever said. I love how he uses his own body as an example. "I'll be sitting here and all of the sudden I'm starting to feel tired. It's because my blood is not circulating well enough." OTHER PEOPLE ARE NOT YOU, PHIL. You can't judge other people's health choices based on your decaying body. He straight-up can't imagine that other people have different bodies to his. Let alone that other people are healthier than him.

I also doubt he's aware that most other streamers are at least 10 years younger than him. "You guys remember, when I started on Youtube, I was playing pretty lengthy marathon sessions of certain games, but now it's like, I need a break. I can't fucking sit here and play games constantly." Gee Phil, and how old were you back then? Late-20s? Isn't that roughly the age of the average streamer?

It really is amazing how he has convinced himself that he does everything in the best way possible.
Last thing of note is that he contributes his declining health pretty much exclusively to age. "You get old, that shit happens." Completely fucking helpless and clueless. His pathological lack of foresight will kill him in the end.
What a fucking idiot.
 
JimiHendrix said:
today I just stumbled upon a weird Synthwave band that does Castlevania inspired songs. I have the playlist on while I'm working on my hobby stuff and I am honestly truly enjoying it.

something that simple as enjoying a song you've never heard before is a simple life pleasure Phil openly states he does not have.
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Finding hidden gems with music or movies is always a wonderful experience and you’re absolutely right, the pig roach though lucky, will never feel actual joy in life. Something snapped in this creature years and years ago. The need to be famous and rich has slowly poisoned his life.

It’s almost like a delicious Greek myth. The tale of the pig man who finally got fame but at the cost of never truly being happy or loved. Bc let’s face it. You know his parents are probably just as disappointed in him as the rest of the world. I can’t imagine they actually support his ass outside of pity.
 
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