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It's actually insane he didn't wait until after his court case to buy his electronics. What if he ends up owing legal fees or possibly a deficiency. He could have also spent that money on a lawyer.
Well Phil has a pattern of doing things like this. He once said his move to Washington was so rushed because he wanted to get it done before Machinima switched him to a worse contract. So this could be similar. Even if it's the 3-4k in lawyer fees that could have put all these purchases on hold a few months. It's Phil though so you can only guess what the hell was going through his head.
 
Well Phil has a pattern of doing things like this. He once said his move to Washington was so rushed because he wanted to get it done before Machinima switched him to a worse contract. So this could be similar. Even if it's the 3-4k in lawyer fees that could have put all these purchases on hold a few months. It's Phil though so you can only guess what the hell was going through his head.
Toys and entertainment are more important than bills and responsibility. His "fans" that donated the xbox and laptop told Phil its a buys market for those things right now.
 
Jimi hit the nail on the head though. Phil treats his viewers like this and the fans/mods don’t bat an eye for the most part. I just wish he warned us he was going to butcher a pig. The stench is unbearable.
Still, I think a general rule is to not be as bad as the tards you constantly mock and laugh at.

I ain’t gonna role out the red carpet for this clown or treat him with respect for some info, but god damn some of y’all really are the definition of Internet tough guys they way you’re mocking him.

at the same time though, most of it’s been pretty damn funny, so oh well lol
 
Catching up on the thread. Saw the fuckton of pages and was fully expecting some Twitter meltdown, but it was even better.

Welcome @timboslicegb. Now that you are here and no longer hearing the same bullshit 24/7 as if you were in MK Ultra

a) Yes, you're fucking fat and so is Phil. No, you're not skinny. No, playing football in highschool doesn't make you impervious to any and all diseases. If you don't have diabetes, it's through pure, sheer luck. You have more sugar in your blood than a Red Velvet cake.

b) You're retarded and now you want to weasel out because you're under fire for... being retarded. Congrats. Were all those bans and chest thumping moments worth this?

c) The fact that you bankrupted yourself by "trolling" Phil and can't even meet the payments is beautiful. The Vortex works in mysterious ways and looks like the Farms are 99% correct on our guesses. I was wrong though, didn't expect you to be able to stand on your legs, was ready to see a scooter.

Now, from this situation you can either go back to Phil's skirts and hide under him, crying about bad, evil trolls doxxing you or realize how fucking stupid you are and improve your life. You still have a chance to get healthier, stop wasting money (or if you want, "waste" it on something worthy/interesting) and stop enabling a fucking scammer.

Laugh all you want at Phil and "troll" him. Reality is, you're the one Phil laughs at while he takes another sip out of gin, pulling in WWE through your sponsorship.
Won't be as interesting to you when even PPB looks healthier next to you in two years. And hey, he actually scammed the bankruptcy court, unlike you :story:
"Putting myself in harm's way"

Phil, lose weight, stop chugging alcohol, ventilate your room. You'll see how much it improves.

I'm wearing full PPE for 12h while under 37º summer weather. Somehow I'm alive. And I don't earn 300$ a day.
 
What a ride. Thanks, Timbo, for being the latest in a long line of people proving that the biggest DSP supporters are all exactly like him.
 
@timboslicegb Join a BJJ gym, meet some people, learn some skills, get fit and get some confidence.

I know people have turned it into a meme at this point but it's true. You will spend the first 6 months just trying to survive as people roll with you but it's good, builds up mental strength. You also build up a good circle of friends, fuck watching the pigroach when you can go out and do stuff.

Also no one here hates you, we're just laughing at you.

Can’t wait for the day we get truly definitive proof of this. The amount of pigsplaining and retconning will be off the charts.
You say this like we lack definitive proof.

Phil and the WWE champions user:
  1. have the same discord ID
  2. have the same phone number
  3. have the same schedule
  4. had the same username before scopeley changed it for him
There's probably other shit too, but come on. We know it's him...

He's never going to admit it, it would could literally prove he committed bankruptcy and tax fraud by classing these personal expenses on games as business expenses.

All the IRS would have to do is cross reference his accounts with his stream schedule and he would be fucked. The IRS will never do this though.
 
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I think Timbo will be back with his daddy Philly today or tomorrow. However, it may be more in hopes of hearing warm and comforting words from Phil. If you hang out with Phil and his autistic circle then you're a lonely guy, and perhaps after tonight he's a bit devasted/rustled. But I think there's a legit chance he'll stay away for a couple months given the unstable mood Mr. Pig's been in, and I can't see Piggy being nice and welcoming not just to Timbo but to everyone at this point. And this may just trigger a slightly prolonged absence by Timbo. And in this absence maybe he'll grow a second IQ digit and decide to stay away for good. Less than slim chances, though.
 
It's actually insane he didn't wait until after his court case to buy his electronics. What if he ends up owing legal fees or possibly a deficiency. He could have also spent that money on a lawyer.
Why the fuck would Phil care? He brings in $10k/month.

Phil views all of his life emergencies as positive events that allow him to hold fundraising streams.

It's mature adult business, you wouldn't understand.
 
Why the fuck would Phil care? He brings in $10k/month.

Phil views all of his life emergencies as positive events that allow him to hold fundraising streams.

It's mature adult business, you wouldn't understand.
Didn't you hear Phil's explanation? He needs to be able to live his life dood, he can't save money ALL the time! Or ever, but who's counting? Not Phil! Definitely not Timbo!
 
TIMBOOOOOOO
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It's actually insane he didn't wait until after his court case to buy his electronics. What if he ends up owing legal fees or possibly a deficiency. He could have also spent that money on a lawyer.
Hmmm...is it in anyway beneficial for Phil to spend money because of the Midfirst court case? Is it possible the court may rule in favor of Phil? "This man is too retarded to pay the difference. Case closed!"
 
Hmmm...is it in anyway beneficial for Phil to spend money because of the Midfirst court case? Is it possible the court may rule in favor of Phil? "This man is too retarded to pay the difference. Case closed!"
"They can't take my Series X and new laptop because they're business related! Sorry guys, looks like I won't have the funds to pay you... Maybe we can work out a payment plan... -snake laugh-"
 
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of course he is. can talk a big game about how trolls are stupid and trolls lost in the youtube chat, but once public information comes to light. now it's not fun and games anymore. now he was actually "on the troll side" all along. now it was just disposable money and never really mattered and he always believed Phil was DownFromTheRafters.

my point is timbo is fat and i wouldn't fuck him.
I actually side with Timbo here. Fuck with me all that you want you want but fuck with my family and a person has 2 options:

1) give in to the demands or
2) you take those people out.

Since everyone here (for the most part) is anonymous he can't do anything but throw his hands up and back off to protect his sister etc. Surely you can understand that.

I think deep down he likes Phil because he can relate to Phil. Unintelligent, out of shape, ugly, bankrupt, etc. That's why he has been a fan/mod.

With that being said there isn't anything I wouldn't do to protect my family (cue Vin diesel meme)

Not defending timbo here...just saying I get it his quick turn on DSP.
 
"They can't take my Series X and new laptop because they're business related! Sorry guys, looks like I won't have the funds to pay you... Maybe we can work out a payment plan... fufufu"
That really doesn't seem far fetched for Dave lol. Dave would offer a 5% take of his 3 begathons a month for the year. "This is the best I could do you stupid immature kids coming after me for the money I actually owe you nahuhuhuh." This would also only be emailed to midfirst cause its Dave the coward.
 
@timboslicegb Welcome to the farms.
I just wanted to ask about bankruptcy since you have firsthand knowledge of the process and most of us do not. What exactly did they say about your microtransaction habit? Did they ask what all those $1 charges to Twitch or Youtube were about, and drill down into the details of it? Or did they just take a quick look at your bank accounts, add up "money in/money out" and be done with it?
Were they tech-savvy at all? Did they know what Paypal is?
 
FWIW: James The Bigger Fat Fuck is worse than DSP. He's jealous of DSP, he's fatter, relies on drama even more, has a more annoying voice and is even dumber than DSP. He's just not entertaining at all, unlike DSP.

EDIT to prove my point:

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This is from James The Bigger Fat Fuck's patreon page. That's right, pay him to do his job for him! How about you pay him to come up with video ideas yourself that you can then give to him? Right out of Phil's playbook.
I hate that he can't even pronounce his own name properly. He says "James the LESSES express lane" instead of lesser. I'd give you the benefit of the doubt and say maybe you have a speech impediment or something but it's your own fucking handle. You picked it! All you have to do is slow it down and pronunciate.

I know that seems dumb but just something that irks me.
 
DSP is just gonna blame timbo that he didn't lock his shit down and say he lost his mind.
im looking forward to what phil has to say about timbo, probably call him a mentally ill nudnik now LOL rest in peace loyalty/idolization

edit: forum moving faster than dsp's chat, HA GOTTEMMMMMMMMMM
 
I actually side with Timbo here. Fuck with me all that you want you want but fuck with my family and a person has 2 options:

1) give in to the demands or
2) you take those people out.

Since everyone here (for the most part) is anonymous he can't do anything but throw his hands up and back off to protect his sister etc. Surely you can understand that.

I think deep down he likes Phil because he can relate to Phil. Unintelligent, out of shape, ugly, bankrupt, etc. That's why he has been a fan/mod.

With that being said there isn't anything I wouldn't do to protect my family (cue Vin diesel meme)

Not defending timbo here...just saying I get it his quick turn on DSP.
Not gonna rate this lunacy, but man, you really make us sound like the sort of tacticool geared basement dwelling nutjobs out to RUIN EVERYONE'S LIVES that Phil says we are. If Timbo's sister is a furry or polyamorous or something, AND her social media is public, we'll look into it and laugh. Look, nobody who does outrageously degenerate shit in a public way online is gonna have their privacy for long, that's just a fact. I don't think his family is anything but more or less normal people, with Timbo being the fat, retarded and ugly sheep, so to speak.

We've had doxxes before at Phil's board. People haven't fucked with Phil's neighbours at all. People haven't fucked with JENNA at all. For heaven's sake, people don't fuck with PHIL, and god knows he'd sperg the fuck out if he got Wings level trolling. We'd probably see him getting a true and honest panic attack into stroke khambo if someone brought hookers to his doorstep, and that's just Tuesday for Wings. We are mostly civil.

Nobody has sent a hooker to Derich's house, and he'd probably be appreciative of that gesture. Or Jackie's. We know who these people are and where they live and we are pretty much content to sit on the knowledge and do nothing with it. We make birthday cards for them. Have any of them come over here to wish Poo Twister luck? Because I feel like most of us would go over there or make a card to wish anyone going through that shit luck. Has Timbo himself taken the chance to wish Poo luck? Fuck no, he's just here spewing bullshit about he's a big n' healthy boy, and we shouldn't kick him while he's down, while he himself makes bullshit up in his head about how we seethe every time he donates. We don't care, give us the deets on Papa Phil!

We're an internet gossip forum, we're not the bad guys in an action flick and Timbo's some fat idiot who publicly supports another slightly less fat idiot online in a public manner. He's bankrupt, yet he splurges on Daddy Phil. So his idiocy is not up for speculation, He's not Liam Neeson about to unleash some righteous revenge on the faceless, infinite resources evil organization that is Gremlin Farms. He's just some moron who's getting his just desserts.

Though that will definitely be Phil's lines about this. Mixed with Timbo lost his goldurn mind. THEY WANTED TO HURT HIM AND HIS FAMILY DOOOOOD! THEY ARE UNHINGED MENTALLY SICK MOTHERFUCKERS.

Furthermore, this newfound faith in logic and common sense he's pretending to have developed is just him being scared. He's still 100% pignotized, he straight up uses the same lies Phil does to feel better about himself, and as many have said before the guy's jumping into an alt this night and blowing his load to feel marginally better about himself and going straight back to "Owning" a bunch of people he's never met and who don't give a sugar crusted fuck about him.

It's pointless, is the thing. It's just some fat sperg having a little bit of a scare with us and thinking we're gonna throw feces at his house or someting. We're not, so this whole thing is a waste of time. Go back to paypigging, Timothy. Nothing's gonna happen except for people tweeting Phil's accident at your employers and you having to DFE. Big deal. Don't be a degenerate online, or people will laugh at you. Basic cautionary tale that's not news unless you're under the age of 6.

EDIT: Nah, Timbo didn't have guts, he made his account precisely because he was scared. Shows how little he knows about us. Dude eats up all the bullshit Phil says about us being out to hurt him and his family and being basically internet terrorists. Same thing when some trans dude SAYS that he's gonna minecraft himself and provides absolutely no proof, Kiwi just gets painted as a really prolific supervillain with endless resources and unimaginable power, when we're basically just a gossip forum that sometimes talks shit.
 
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